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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Stand clear, don't man a talk

you can't drive where this stands, you'll have to walk

watch out, it's near Telford you dork

this fuckers broke down it won't come out of the park

I know this for a fact, the engine won't react

the gearbox is probably knack'd

Best you be calling Car Take Back

I'd rather say see ya

coz I could never drive ya

get it on the grab, so I can over see yeah

Image 2 - landrover discovery 300tdi, ford mondeo, jaguar, yard sale.

the box is hot, the prop has popped, let the AA be your saviour

Jesus lives, or so they say, but even his dad cannot save yer 

changed the camshaft bearings , the bastard hardly ran

there surely can't be justice selling these to the man

bollocks to peace and equality

I'm gunning for the salesman who sold it to me

the current value is minimal

LandRover's build quality is criminal

This has got to cease

coz I'm losing my sanity piece by piece

Woop woop, that's the sound of the police, the engine is deceased

 

Image 2 - landrover discovery 300tdi, ford mondeo, jaguar, yard sale.

landrover discovery 300tdi, ford mondeo, jaguar, yard sale. | eBay

GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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2 hours ago, Remspoor said:

KIA Picanto 2006 £1,290.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202207217988274

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How the fuck does shit like this get an MOT? Failed a few weeks back on the long list below, but now has an advisory free pass 🙄

Fail
Mileage:
82,948 miles
+ 556 miles travelled since last MOT.
Refusal Notices
  • Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous
  • Nearside registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major
  • Offside front position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Exhaust lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2 (c)) - Major
  • Offside headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) - Major
  • Offside rear seat belt not functioning as intended (7.1.2 (c)) - Major
  • Battery insecure and likely to cause a short circuit (4.13 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Electrical wiring insecure and connectors likely to become disconnected battery terminals (4.11 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Rear exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a)) - Major
  • Nearside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major
  • Offside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major
  • Bonnet cannot be secured in the closed position (3.1 (b) (i)) - Major
  • Nearside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major
  • Offside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major
Advisory Notices
  • Offside front tyre in very poor condition
  • Nearside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Offside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Offside rear tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Many external modifications protruding from the bodywork
Soundwave Rank: Citroen Ami

Soundwave

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38 minutes ago, D.E said:

Early one!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225099773817?hash=item3468fdf779:g:5r4AAOSwiLRi6CRT

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Dangly mirror Sierra? In brown? With a beige/brown interior?


Welp, might as well close the thread, I don't think we're going to top this. :D

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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Land Rover Series 1 £1,450.00 BIN

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304580060305?
 

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The vin has a 1168......which is a 1958 RHD 88 Diesel number plate TW....

I've checked on the dvla site and DVSA MOT. So it's not yet registered.

You can see what you're getting in the pictures. 

 

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Certainly a dead ringer for something.

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

Remspoor

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1975 Range Rover Classic 2 Door 3.5 V8 current bid stands at £155.01

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385039034844?

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Was working fine when parked up engine and gearbox should still be good , loading availability on collection any questions please message 

Q: When did it last run? 1975

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vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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16 hours ago, GrumpyCat said:

How the fuck does shit like this get an MOT? Failed a few weeks back on the long list below, but now has an advisory free pass 🙄

Fail
Mileage:
82,948 miles
+ 556 miles travelled since last MOT.
Refusal Notices
  • Parking brake efficiency less than 50% of the required value (1.4.2 (a) (ii)) - Dangerous
  • Nearside registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii)) - Major
  • Offside front position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Exhaust lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (8.2.1.2 (c)) - Major
  • Offside headlamp aim too low (4.1.2 (a)) - Major
  • Offside rear seat belt not functioning as intended (7.1.2 (c)) - Major
  • Battery insecure and likely to cause a short circuit (4.13 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Electrical wiring insecure and connectors likely to become disconnected battery terminals (4.11 (a) (ii)) - Major
  • Rear exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (6.1.2 (a)) - Major
  • Nearside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major
  • Offside rear service brake excessively binding (1.2.1 (f)) - Major
  • Bonnet cannot be secured in the closed position (3.1 (b) (i)) - Major
  • Nearside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major
  • Offside parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a)) - Major
Advisory Notices
  • Offside front tyre in very poor condition
  • Nearside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Offside rear outer seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))
  • Offside rear tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Many external modifications protruding from the bodywork

MOT tester with a coke habit? And not the drinking kind either. Or maybe a drink habit? 

Mate of mine lost it all to the evil white powder, by the end he was passing cars that weren't even in his garage to start with just to clear debts. Had his comeuppance and he won't be testing cars ever again. 

We've all got our problems, tester could be in debt, it could be a mate who he owes a favour too etc etc. 

Not condoning it for one minute but it happens in all walks of life, whether we want to see it or not but it does, everyone has a price or can crack. 

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Still no bid on this ultra rare 605. You'd think the engine alone would be worth that much considering its a 24V... If I had the space I absolutely would.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125435740877?_trkparms=ni_actn%3Anav|ni_nt%3AWATCH_ITEM_ENDING_SOON|ni_apos%3A1|ni_sg%3A1|ni_pos%3A1|ni_st%3ANEW|ni_wh%3A1|ni_nid%3A660228061700|ni_nsid%3A125435740877|ni_et%3A1659553145000|ni_bn%3A1&_trksid=p2380424.m570.l5997

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