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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-TDI-GHOSTBUSTERS-CAR-ONE-OFF-SHOW-EXHIBITON-CAR-HALLOWEEN-COMING-/321222474796?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aca59fc2c

 

'ONE OF CAR TURNS HEADS EVERYEHERE'

 

And there was me thinking it was a hideous, unadulterated pile of steaming great dog shit.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-1380-Powered-3-Wheeler-One-Off-Kit-Car-/290990867019?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c068424b

 

'This is a unique one off that was built by Graham Hull'

 

And presumably designed by his brother Rod. After he fell from the chimney.

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What do you get when you combine Austin Mini Countryman Estate + Suzuki SJ 4x4?

 

Something fucking awful?

 

'amazing, a truly wonderful creation'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Rare-Collectors-Austin-Mini-Countryman-Estate-4x4-No-Reserve-/221292874364?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3386154a7c

 

To be fair that's probably better looking than the pile of wank currently on offer in Mini showrooms. 

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you wait ages and then along come two taxis at once, if they were buses then I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere

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I quite like these old hot rods, this one's pretty cheap for an easy* resto job.

 

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Austin Maestro

 

I once drunkenly bought a car off these goons. The dad is like a slightly less politically correct Alf Garnett and the son like a moderately less intelligent Butch Dingle

 

 There must be a very interesting story there Mr Imp, if you'd care to elaborate I for one would love to hear it.

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was showing that favorit to mum this morning to show her difference between it and the felicia on the page previous

 

we'd be alll over that estate but it needs pas

 

looked at four carsw and bid on them but has everyone discovered money or summat - ALL the money :D

 

going looking at a fabia tomorrow thats local ps billy your corsa woulda been in with a shout but first response when proffered was 'learners car' lol

 

does she have taste :D

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Even that isn't that cheap. You can get them for about £800 in full working order with an MOT now, probably a bit less if you try. I think I paid £700 for mine about 2 years ago, it only had a couple of piddly minor faults too, which we sorted.

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Pug 309

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-PEUGEOT-309-GE-BEIGE-/281182435193

 

Looks like the previous owner sweated a bit by the looks of the seat. I think that is actually an outline of his balls.

 

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Not an equally matched pair though? Maybe he's from Wiltshire:

 

There was a young man from Devizes

Who had balls of two different sizes

The one on the right was of no great might

But with the one on the left he won prizes

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That Pug is ace. Sadly, bleedin' miles away and I'm booked to view something else tomorrow. Definite value though. Proof that as soon as you fixate on one car, something else will crop up!

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No love here for the 309, sorry. Bloody horrible cars with no redeeming features.

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I'm guessing dolly was talking about the 205, not the 309 with pissy seats...

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