eBay tat volume 3.

[paulplom]

14 hours ago, cort16 said:

I can't believe it's not Lotus Carlton, Carlton

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/629814854952630/

Going off the pedal rubbers and carpet I reckon the mileage may be genuine. £10k and for it needing commissioning is taking the piss a bit.

When I was 17 a mate used to borrow and E reg one of these and bring it to college. We'd be five up and go hammering it every dinner time. Fast as fuck at the time. It must only have been a year or two old. Another spoilt 17 year old had a brand new, white xr2 at the time. F reg iirc and he hadn't even passed his test. We took a chase off the cops in it one dinner time but luckily managed to get away. Another lad used to bring his dads hyundai pony on a D reg. Fuck me that thing took some abuse. He wouldn't pull away unless it was full bore wheel spinning. Another lad would bring his dads company E reg white cavalier. Again that took tremendous abuse in it's stride. I remember him rallying it across the college football field hand braking it everywhere. How the fuck we were never kicked off site I'll never know.

[cort16]

13 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Going off the pedal rubbers and carpet I reckon the mileage may be genuine. £10k and for it needing commissioning is taking the piss a bit.

When I was 17 a mate used to borrow and E reg one of these and bring it to college. We'd be five up and go hammering it every dinner time. Fast as fuck at the time. It must only have been a year or two old. Another spoilt 17 year old had a brand new, white xr2 at the time. F reg iirc and he hadn't even passed his test. We took a chase off the cops in it one dinner time but luckily managed to get away. Another lad used to bring his dads hyundai pony on a D reg. Fuck me that thing took some abuse. He wouldn't pull away unless it was full bore wheel spinning. Another lad would bring his dads company E reg white cavalier. Again that took tremendous abuse in it's stride. I remember him rallying it across the college football field hand braking it everywhere. How the fuck we were never kicked off site I'll never know.

I had a really really nice E reg 12v GSi 3000 in about 2005 with the digital dash. As you say, fast for the time and the very achievable of high speed.

I sold it and literally the next night it was parked outside the new owners house and someone ran into the back of it and wrote it of.

[AnnoyingPentium]

7 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

NFT

AKA Not (Completely) Feckin' Terrible

[AnnoyingPentium]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201121291767

At least they're honest... "SHED OF THE WEEK"

[cort16]

I'm not sure what's more impressive the rust on the wing or the thickness of the filler on the wing.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/378409304045868

[MisterH]

11 minutes ago, cort16 said:

I'm not sure what's more impressive the rust on the wing or the thickness of the filler on the wing.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/378409304045868

Or that it hasn't been built yet

Quote

2023 Ford Ford Sierra

 

[BertiePuntoCabrio]

15 hours ago, BertiePuntoCabrio said:

I have highest bid on this one currently 😀

Outbid at the last second..... oh well!

[Crackers]

Bit pricey, but it's absolutely mint. I reckon this would be worth every penny if you kept it for a few years and looked after it. 3.0 V6 with full cow.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103230482754

[AnnoyingPentium]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201131294815

Honestly, this seems reasonable, if not a bit to the cheap side. Surely to god there's a catch?

[Crackers]

1 minute ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Surely to god there's a catch?

 

The badge and the front, the badge at the back, and everything in between the two.

[Nullzwei]

2003 Daihatsu Copen, rusty arches and with an "MOT till end of mot". Most informative.  £1000 Wembley.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201131310177?price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=ne22te&sort=datedesc&radius=1500&page=2

 

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, Crackers said:

The badge and the front, the badge at the back, and everything in between the two.

I was expecting that...

[grogee]

3 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201131294815

Honestly, this seems reasonable, if not a bit to the cheap side. Surely to god there's a catch?

Wow, this one is well equipped. Seats and windows! 

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, Nullzwei said:

MOT till end of mot

[Crackers]

1 minute ago, Nullzwei said:

"MOT till end of mot"

Sounds right enough, it's got an MOT right up until the point it doesn't. Can't really argue with that.

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, grogee said:

Wow, this one is well equipped. Seats and windows! 

Luxury shed.

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, Crackers said:

Sounds right enough, it's got an MOT right up until the point it doesn't. Can't really argue with that.

I started cackling at that and folk are looking at me on the train like I'm some sort of psychopath.

[Nullzwei]

High mileage bargain? Renault Megane diesel estate. Geld. Long MOT. Conti tyres. £450 Skegness. 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201131308705?price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&postcode=ne22te&sort=datedesc&radius=1500&page=2

 

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1415940

[D.E]

And another ULEZ victim:

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1403476

 

[cort16]

Looks value at £675 with 6 months MOT

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-estate./1423506208

[GR8 PL8 M8]

7 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201121291767

At least they're honest... "SHED OF THE WEEK"

What in the "Love, Death & Robots" x Jesus collab is this?

[Poweredbyhopealone]

4 minutes ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

What in the "Love, Death & Robots" x Jesus collab is this?

Must be part of that new Jesus was a robot skism of christianity

[vaughant]

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Looks value at £675 with 6 months MOT

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-estate./1423506208

That looks delightful. 

[Garythesnail]

 

 

I've had mid-90s 306s and 405s which were bloody excellent and I like the "it's a big 405" look on these.

I would daily that and pile the miles on.

 

[D.E]

https://themarket.co.uk/en/listings/aston-martin/dbs-v8/fab80bcf-acc1-4029-aa64-f2d42217fc28?status=preview

[Cavcraft]

 

Piaggio Ape 50 Van with Serving Counter & Lights | eBay

 

Looks like a sort of really awful Portaloo.

[wesacosa]

[Cavcraft]

I've seen better fitted bath rooms

W

 

CLASSIC LONDON TAXI - CONVERTIBLE CONVERSION - ONE OFF MODIFIED SPECIAL | eBay

 

'Roof not included'

 

[wuvvum]

2 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

I never even knew you could get a 3-door Stanza!