eBay tat volume 3.

[Wilko220]

Ok, it's a GLS. But a shit advert and an absurd price.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1975-RESTORATION-PROJECT/265036162531?hash=item3db562e5e3:g:CoQAAOSw25dgF-9N

[Cavcraft]

21 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

 

They could have summed it up far more succinctly by just putting "It's fucked m8". 

They already had

 

[Fumbler]

Furthered by the picture of the lush* and comfortable* interior:

[Wilko220]

BOGOF on Super Snipes

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Super-Snipe-x-2-car/293980909560?hash=item4472a0aff8:g:oHgAAOSw4RJgFA9x

[Wilko220]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-HUMBER-HAWK/174593518890?hash=item28a695ad2a:g:DVAAAOSwD4FflvOx

[Wilko220]

Marina in Autoshite gold

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so that's the bad bits out the way, ill now list the good points

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4 doors

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXCELENT-CONDITION-1972-MORRIS-MARINA-1-8-MANUAL-HAD-FULL-RE-SPRAY-LOW-MILES/224336446490?hash=item343b7e841a:g:Zc0AAOSwA8pgGG2X

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-Campervan-PROJECT/124548763163

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Originally diesel but converted to 1800cc Petrol engine

Bet this is a hoot to drive!!!

[wuvvum]

50 minutes ago, Wilko220 said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-HUMBER-HAWK/174593518890?hash=item28a695ad2a:g:DVAAAOSwD4FflvOx

Having driven one of those I'm going to hazard a guess that that chap was attempting a timed 0-60 run.

[Cavcraft]

 

American RV Project Spares or Repair 1984 Winnebago ale Sharo | eBay

 

Winnebago Le Sharo is an anagram of 'Begin Anal Shower'

 

[Cavcraft]

 

Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 Convertible | eBay

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 Club 16V 5 Door Hatchback | eBay

 

'No air con or radio but it has a lovely sunroof'

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 Convertible | eBay

 

 

You know on eBay they have the section "more items to consider" , I'm just getting cat litter trays, poo bags and skip hire. 

[Wilko220]

Rover Metro Grand Theft Auto edition

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I'm selling this rover metro gta on behalf of a friend who is going through some personal issues at the moment

Sounds like the missus didn't approve.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-metro-gta/174619834629?hash=item28a8273905:g:Un4AAOSwO29gDVKE

[Wilko220]

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YOU WILL GET A MILLION TO THE GALLON

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-METRO-DIESEL/164669317124?hash=item26570e6004:g:V6wAAOSwRABgDYZz

[nacho man]

Didn't know you could get these in 4WD flavour flave.

Toyota COROLLA 1.8-110 4WD - Voitures (leboncoin.fr)

[nacho man]

Turbo init.

Peugeot 604 turbo - Équipement auto (leboncoin.fr)

[nacho man]

2.0 pez with mega history.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1307609

2K probably a bit steep, but this would go on for donkeys years if you rust proofed it.

 

 

[anonymous user]

4 hours ago, Asimo said:

Can you get green tyre-paint?

Wood.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-S-Cargo-Great-Promotional-Vehicle/284164124377?hash=item4229806ed9:g:vMkAAOSwwz1fmr-r

When Noddy's car had a bilious attack.

I like these but so far have never found one that isn't rotting badly.

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Danterzza said:

Didn't know you could get these in 4WD flavour flave.

Toyota COROLLA 1.8-110 4WD - Voitures (leboncoin.fr)

Never seen a 4WD hatchback I have to say.

[wuvvum]

This is cheap at the moment - in fact if it stays cheap I might end up regretting not buying it instead of the Trafic.  They're a good van with the HDI90 engine - not quick but enough power to get out of its own way, and pretty decent on fuel.

[strangeangel]

Dear Facebook. Looking at something on Marketplace does not constitute an expression of interest.

 

 

No shit 🤣

 

[busmansholiday]

4 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Ok, it's a GLS. But a shit advert and an absurd price.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HILLMAN-HUNTER-GLS-1975-RESTORATION-PROJECT/265036162531?hash=item3db562e5e3:g:CoQAAOSw25dgF-9N

Been there, seen it, done it, and boy do they rot like fuck. No shot of the engine, just in case somebody has "liberated" the 40 DCOEs and replaced them with the twin Stromberg.

[sdkrc]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1307264

low mileage, clean, great history

@Mr_Bo11ox step on down because THE...PRICE....IS.....RIGHT!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow!!! I was about to get sniffy because of the painted bumpers, but I just clicked through and I must say, that is MEGA. Seems like a right old BWARG as well for 650 groat.

[Cavcraft]

Paging @eddyramrod

 

BEDFORD CF2, 1987, 5 SPEED, PETROL | eBay

Perfect excuse to listen to this classic as you read the listing

 

(1) London Underground Song (Lyrics & Video) - YouTube

(1) London Underground Song (Lyrics & Video) - YouTube

 

 

[Cavcraft]

A Vectra B estate. For six  grand.

 

 

VECTRA 2.5 CDX TOURING ESTATE 16V AUTO i500 IRMSHER KIT * ONLY 11511 MILES * | eBay

[Cavcraft]

 

spartan kit car barn find. | eBay

[richardmorris]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

A Vectra B estate. For six  grand.

 

 

VECTRA 2.5 CDX TOURING ESTATE 16V AUTO i500 IRMSHER KIT * ONLY 11511 MILES * | eBay

It DOES look better than the last one you found in white.

[Cavcraft]

Imagine have bollocks strong enough to buy a Bentley from someone who lives in a erm 'chalet' with concrete lions outside the door?

 

 

Bentley bentayga v8 D auto (FULL CARBON KIT) | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Also, imagine being thin enough?

ULTIMA GTR NEW BUILD UNFINISHED KIT HIGH SPEC CAR MAY PX | eBay