eBay tat volume 3.

[sierraman]

59 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Is this possibly that  £1500 S-Class that featured on here a couple of months ago? I'm sure it was that colour and had a brown interior like this one. It was pretty bashed up hence why the possible  lower half re-spray.

 

‘Hang on I’ve got some paint, it’s not purple, it’s white will that do?’

[Cavcraft]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

It goes on to say how affordable to run it is. It won’t be. If you’ve no money, buy an Astra diesel, not this. 

 

 Some of us can't afford to buy an S320 diesel and still have! 

[sierraman]

29 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 Some of us can't afford to buy an S320 diesel and still have! 

I know but you’d hardly describe it as an affordable car in the conventional sense? I get what you are saying though. 

[Wack]

Sorry lost the link

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-214-SLI-1-4-16-Valve/133637435077

This R8 214 with a charging problem looks an absolute barg for someone at 250 groats. Bridgewater, Somerset

[horriblemercedes]

19 hours ago, cort16 said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Eldorado-Coupe-1977-REAL-BARGAIN/373427331253?hash=item56f200e0b5:g:rCMAAOSwV3Rfvqot

I keep looking at that on eBay. I hate it and love it. I'm so conflicted

[Dave_Q]

If you don't want anyone to have the same car as you, why not save this badboy 323 SALOON AUTOMATIC?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1027493031092221

[horriblemercedes]

1 minute ago, Dave_Q said:

If you don't want anyone to have the same car as you, why not save this badboy 323 SALOON AUTOMATIC?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1027493031092221

 

About this vehicle

 

 

 

Driven 80,000 km

 

Automatic transmission

 

Exterior colour: Blue · Interior colour: Blue

 

Fuel type: Petrol

 

Engine size: -1.0 L

 

Horsepower: 100 hp

 

2 owners

[Dave_Q]

Just random numbers from the seller, it's a 1.5 which had 39k miles on at it's last test in June 2018 and a few for a crispy undercarriage.

[cort16]

 

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STILL REGISTERED AS A COPEN AND NO NEED TO CHANGE THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO

Try explaining that to the rozzers

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-356-COUPE-REPLICA-PROJECT-REGISTERED-RUNNING-DRIVING-REQUIRES-FINISHING/174593143133

[horriblemercedes]

5 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Just random numbers from the seller, it's a 1.5 which had 39k miles on at it's last test in June 2018 and a few for a crispy undercarriage.

No doubt, I just thought minus one litre was funny!

[nomiST]

20 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Mercedes 814 7.5 ton furiture lorry | eBay

 

'No even broken raves in the back of the body'

 

Ha! That's the van that moved us from North London to Devon waaaaay back in 2006, blocked a road and a neighbour (Anger Issues Ian) never spoke to us again.

[horriblemercedes]

 

This could be excellent or dodgy as hell. You decide. At least it won't cost £500+ to tax it since it's on a 55 plate

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lexus/2005-lexus-gs300-se-/1394672780

 

[hairnet]

weird headlight want.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-JDM-Honda-C110-Pro-Post-office-bike/274604760731?hash=item3fefb81e9b:g:GzIAAOSwV3Rfzl8H

[img]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-poAAOSwlc1fzl8I/s-l1600.jpg[/img]

[strangeangel]

 

 

 

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Miney project car

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2585530991739409/

 

[SteersWithThrottle]

50 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

 

This could be excellent or dodgy as hell. You decide. At least it won't cost £500+ to tax it since it's on a 55 plate

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lexus/2005-lexus-gs300-se-/1394672780

 

 

[wuvvum]

Here's a 406 estate with the slightly gutless but ever-reliable HDI 90 engine.

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ive since stuck about 6000 miles on it all mainly motorway and breaking the speed limit all the way,this aint a slow diesel peugeot,she cruises at 90 to a ton,and easily tops 120

Yeah mate, 'course "she" does.  You didn't use to own a Nissan Sunny ZX Coupe did you, perchance?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Celebrate DVLAxit, our independence from the DVLA and its suffocating red tape by buying this Opel Kadett which appears to come with zero paperwork at all. No registration document, no plates, no NOVA. No problem!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Kadett-Vauxhall-Astra-MK1-Retro-Car-1-3-OHC-Spares-or-Repair-LHD-not-GTE/193811139564

 

[wuvvum]

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This is a lovely example of a 1.0 litre corsa

And this is an oxymoron.

[wuvvum]

On 1/12/2021 at 2:17 PM, wuvvum said:

Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field.  Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left.  I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good.

FFS, I've only just twigged that the bloke selling this is the same bloke I bought the C2 from.  So I'll definitely be giving it a miss...

[strangeangel]

Given the prices asked for some seriously shit old mopeds these days, £795 for a proper rarity like this Motobi doesn't sound bad.

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2771186879813325/

 

[strangeangel]

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

 

 

Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/443368950128002

 

[wuvvum]

This is back on, with a reduced starting price.

MOT exempt now too.  Interestingly the MOT checker reckons it's petrol not diesel, so it may have had a conversion.  I'm almost tempted - it'd be nice for the Iveco to not be the slowest vehicle in the fleet anymore.

[wuvvum]

Megamile diesel Octavia, presumably an ex taxi.  Has issues but seriously bloody cheap for a running and MOT'd 62-plater.

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?  @barrett

[wuvvum]

This is as fucked as ever, but the price has come down.

[wuvvum]

14,000-mile K-reg Corolla with a full test for 500 quid.  Sounds like a bargain to me, even with the giffer dents.

[barrett]

14 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Have we had this yet?  @barrett

Piss off!

 

 

(if it doesn't sell at £2k I might message him. I know he took a low, sensible offer for the red coupe after it failed to sell a few times)

[wuvvum]

This Saab 90 is back on.

[RoadworkUK]

Re.  the Flavia:

".... will make a cool run about, very gangster looking."

Absolutely nailed the likely buying demographic there.