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autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Horse

 

 

bitch

 

 

oh i see, I thought we were just posting random insults :-?

 

 

 

I think the rear of a hgv or trailer

 

 

I had similar damage done to a mk3 escort many years ago by the local coal merchants truck

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Horse

 

 

Which reminds me - I was on a school trip in the 80's when the minibus had to queue up to pass an accident on a small A road. As we passed the scene there was a badly damaged motorcycle, a crash helmet and a (seemingly dead) horse that appeared to have escaped from a field somehow. A classmate at the back of the bus shouted out - 'Oh dear, that horse has fallen off its motorbike'. Even the teacher laughed - and we all felt a little guilty for the rest of the journey.
vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Clearly, the giffer in the Streetwise was too busy concentrating on getting the last Werthers Original out of the coin tray to notice how fast he was going and ramped off a discarded pile of supermarket trollies before demolishing a listed Post Office sign that was hanging from a particularly large stone lintel on the village high street.  I can see no other rational explanation.

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R6man1983 Rank Austin Metro

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Apart from the fact the Streetwise doesn't have a coin try its not a bad story....

Danblez Rank: BL Wedge

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I think you are being a bit unfair. The second picture is much* better.

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Would you actually be arsed to go downstairs to photograph a fuggin Proton in fuggin Jewish Racing Gold?

SambaS Rank: Renault 16

SambaS

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Lad round here hit and killed a man.. pretty similar damage to that Rover

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Lad round here hit and killed a man.. pretty similar damage to that Rover

 

 

you could be right, I have just noticed there are no sharp edges to the dents

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Speak for yourself, because I do think Phaeton drivers are twats.

 

Oh aye, anyone who can be on the right end of £40,000+++ depreciation over 5 years is a winner in my book. These are cars for WINNERS. Remember that.

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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London based Monty looks an utter minter and boasts TURBO DIESEL power. 'Long tax and test' apparently, JUST £390!? I'd be on this if the Chevette didn't need spend

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307227941615/sort/default/usedcars/make/austin/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/page/1/radius/1500/quicksearch/true/postcode/me174tn?logcode=p

Is this the engine of legend? The TDi that takes 'pov spec' Maestros to grasping at 3figure mpg??

 

I don't know anything about these/engines.... but I have heard plenty on 'tweb about the TDi......

 

just askinn

 

tooSavvy

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They could have taken the massive incontinence pad off for the photos....

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-LS-Mad-Max-Interceptor-totally-unique-vehicle-/151064732796

 

ZANY!!!!111!! bet you can't guess that this is a charity banger rally effort. Heres how it was before this KNOB CLAMP got his hands on it:

 

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£500 BIN with no tax or MOT, and a knackered clutch

 

And here it is now, inevitable really...

 

 

 

the car has now been stripped for banger racing so cant go back on the road

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261251577424?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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London based Monty looks an utter minter and boasts TURBO DIESEL power. 'Long tax and test' apparently, JUST £390!? I'd be on this if the Chevette didn't need spend

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307227941615/sort/default/usedcars/make/austin/onesearchad/used/onesearchad/nearlynew/onesearchad/new/page/1/radius/1500/quicksearch/true/postcode/me174tn?logcode=p

 

Remnids me of cubs. 'Baloo' had one exactly like this, although probably earlier.

Always had an irrational hatred of those wheeltrims though.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Cosmo  has been for sale on the blue forum for quite a while. The ebay ad does have much nicer pics of the car though

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Auction title: classic mini

 

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I'm no marketing expert, but I think your title would have benefited from at least one additional descriptor.

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