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...I recently took it to an Alfa specialist to find out what was wrong and they diagnosed a broken camshaft and wanted me to source the parts or a replacement engine...

Some specialist!

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Hey Junkman, You do know Princess Anne had one of those?

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^ Just beat me to it with the FSO ambulance.  It's local too - I'm very tempted to injure myself just so I can go to hospital in it.

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Be like me, only running and with an MOT:

 

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Bonus Corsair spottage at the back.

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That beige Strada's back again.  Has it got a dent in the boot and 20p stuck in the handbrake or something?

 

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its the last time its going to be put on ebay, sensible offers will be exepted, any thing under a grand wont
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20p is 20p

 

 

This car has had thousands of watchers and lookers

 

 

There is a reason it doesn't sell.

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I don't recon that Strada's massively over priced. If you got it for £1200 I recon it wouldn't be a bad buy I mean how many of them are on the road?

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That Strada is never worth over a grand.

 

£800, to a masochist who wants miserable Wheels. Maybe about the same if someone is looking to reshell a 130TC.

 

They were awful new, and not in a 'charmingly misunderstood' kind of way.

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I reckon he could get something like his 1500 for that Strada, if he put a bit of fucking effort in. Look at the engine!

 

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He needs to get his polishing mop on it, clean the engine up and take some decent photos. It looks excellent on the outside but the interior and the engine bay shout 'can't be arsed'

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Well those photos must've been taken when he picked it up in Poland. Overhead train power lines and a LHD Transit don't exactly say Swansea to me.

 

Overall grimness, dishevelment and untidyness don't exactly say Poland to me.

The railway gantry does though.

 

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Tasty. Made me double-take because the second car I ever drove was my dad's Nova 1.2 Merit 4-door in burgundy. That's a bit posh being a 1.3L though. Towbar and everything!

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Well, I was gonna say one bag tops for the Strada. I mean, there aren't many left, but...

 

Built by robots....etc

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Going anywhere nice this year?

 

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Yes, we've had the 133 before, but that's a new listing. It made £600-odd last time, but didn't meet reserve. No reserve this time - wonder what it'll make?

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Seconds of fun for everyone in our 'spot the celebrity comp'

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Van-NO-VAT-1-3-cdti-advertisement-/151069451561?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item232c70e529

 

I reckon I can spot:

 

Toyah Wilcox, Jimmy Saville, the fuzzy red one I reckon is Custard (from Roobarb and Custard), and Errol Brown (from Hot Chocolate) about to shoot Michael Jackson who in turn appears to be cracking one off over Aunt Sally (from Worzel Gummidge)'s head.

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Mere words have almost failed me.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-RENAULT-MODUS-PRIVILEGE-DCI-80-DIESEL-WITH-AIRBRUSHED-SNAKE-PAINTWORK-L-K-/300922910890?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46106738aa

 

OMG CAL DA RSCAP. Not content with killing defenceless snakes to make this horrible pile of bollock sweats, the vendor also seems to have a crocodile in his back pocket.

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