eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Thats defo an ex-Bickle job that Datsun 411, I think he imported it from Oz. Also I think it was briefly robbed by some banger racing cunts, but Bickle managed to get it back with just a coupe of bits missing including the rear seat base.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/talbot-express-pilote-2500-diesel-spares-or-repairs/362887684950?hash=item547dcaa356:g:UVQAAOSwUOJeJPjP

 

*Edit: expand the pictures and look at the bodywork!

[Cavcraft]

'Only selling because a sparrow ate my finger'

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001186303569?postcode=ch23ru&price-to=1000&sort=distance&advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=3

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Holy Hell that Camper made out of Dulux paint is an absolute shocker!

Like this though:

Quote

 I do love the classic vehicles as they are a lot more reliable and don't break down

You heard it here first guys!!!

[Cavcraft]

He says it's going in for a test 'tomorrow' (which I think means today) so I keep checking the MOT history site, but nothing there yet.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

"Advisory item 003: looks like a fucking tin hut"

[bezzabsa]

Rover 800 wafflage

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/602818710284594/

[Cavcraft]

What could possibly be wrong with this Nissan Weldfinder?

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-pathfinder-adventura-2006-spares-or-repair-welding-3rd-gear-on-holiday/114076205872?hash=item1a8f78c330:g:cREAAOSwUrZeJaXA

 

''ts failed mot on the chassis,worst been n/s/r as shown oi the last photo'

 

 

And a fascinating* fact of the day for you. The garden in the background used to house my ill fated collection of rubbish old Fords. The very last time I was down there, one of the Focus's caught fire due to a gearbox oil 'incident'.  It's just a shame my former brother-in-law wasn't tied up in the boot at the time, as I'd have doused the fucking thing with petrol.

 

[garethj]

I was looking at one of those Nissans as a family car a few years ago.  They seemed to be horrifically rusty and not just on the chassis.

Anything that’s 10 years newer than a Defender but more rusty is probably A Bad Thing, was my conclusion 

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1979-peugeot-305/23979854

79 305 SR in Ireland, €1500 (£1300) + a ferry crossing 

[Floatylight]

One shitty Sierra is enough for me, but you’d look awesome* in this.

BT Yellow!

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[egg]

2 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

Rover 800 wafflage

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/602818710284594/

Am I missing something, or is that quite bargainous?

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-MK3-4-SMILEY-RARE-ARMOURED-BULET-PROOF-DIESEL/143507357304?hash=item2169b47e78:g:q5AAAOSw6VteJfYr

 

'I spent about £500 for last mot on welding the wings'

 

I put 50p's worth £1 screen wash in my car 8 weeks, that'll probably last longer.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-MK2-DI-Pick-Up-1986-C-Reg/184136519436?hash=item2adf644f0c:g:PRQAAOSwPdNdTVAq

 

£11,995 and look at the fucking two-and-eight of the back of it!

[Cavcraft]

This looks just the kind of thing you'd see at Rhyl market with some fat tattooed bloke with a clip on microphone trying to sell out of date pork sausages and fly ridden slabs of beef to holiday makers.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-814-Exhibition-Vehicle/223863474600?hash=item341f4d89a8:g:JFIAAOSwYOxeJLLG

[Schaefft]

Apparently the C6 A6 is shite now. At least if you count high mileage bargain basement stripper versions of them. Still looks like a newish luxury car though.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2563054910470897/

[Schaefft]

450 quid Puma without MOT. Getting the car into frame apparently was impossible.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3477781705596310/

[Schaefft]

1500 for this

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/488630018464644/

[Cavcraft]

DOG EATS GIRL'S LEG SHOCKER

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-lt35-Horsebox-1987-12-months-mot/143506057366?hash=item2169a0a896:g:sCcAAOSwxcteJEx4

 

[Schaefft]

Low mileage 316i Compact for 750 quid

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/470620117161500/

[Schaefft]

500 quid SLK with MOT and no apparent serious issues apart from being an auto

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/777826129358452/

[SiC]

12 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

https://m.facebook.com/groups/100130886699197?multi_permalinks=2792167120828880&notif_t=feedback_reaction_generic&notif_id=1579440584554056&ref=m_notif

I find this so strangely alluring. The AX doesn't usually interest me much, but there is something about that one?

I guess it's carbed?

If it wasn't for the stupid house purchase constantly messing up over a whole frickin' year, I'd be enquiring to get it to me. ?

[UltraWomble]

Wankel

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Suzuki-RE5-Rotary-Wankel/324047011915?hash=item4b72b5004b:g:BGoAAOSwT9NeJEkY

[strangeangel]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-campervan/202878658960

 

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-camper-van/223852586425

 

[strangeangel]

Crispy.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Transit-camper/124043157900

 

[320touring]

1 hour ago, egg said:

Am I missing something, or is that quite bargainous?

Nae MOT

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-camper-van/352929516522

 

[strangeangel]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Ford-R-Reg-18600-miles-Ex-Library-Motorhome-Racetruck-Burgervan/164035943233

 

[HillmanImp]

25 minutes ago, SiC said:

I find this so strangely alluring. The AX doesn't usually interest me much, but there is something about that one?

I guess it's carbed?

If it wasn't for the stupid house purchase constantly messing up over a whole frickin' year, I'd be enquiring to get it to me. ?

I'd imagine a G reg one is Carb as is pre cat. 

It looks like its sold though. He's had an offer he's accepted.