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2 hours ago, egg said:

.... I guess he doesn't want it to go abroad.

That's about as enforceable as the laws against smoking cannabis. All it takes is for a French national to act as frontman for a foreigner, and the thing's as good as out of the country.

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Mercedes T1 horsebo11ox in Cornwall.  This one is a 2.3 petrol so has at least half a chance of getting out of its own way, although it probably does about 8mpg while doing so.

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If the floor is as rotten as it looks then maybe the horses could run along in the back and help out.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

If the floor is as rotten as it looks then maybe the horses could run along in the back and help out.

Would that work with my 300D?

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17 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

Strong contender for today's photography award. Points scored in both the 'wrong orientation' and 'why don't you actually leave the house to take the photo' categories. Some of the listing's other photos are hot contenders with 'screenshot of a phone photo'.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Volkswagen-convertible-1972/283569228464?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D57477%26meid%3D1d2a8d9d34df4437b07a9daf7d604c91%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D223610327204%26itm%3D283569228464%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

"The car as been stored for many years not been on the road since 2020"

Ebay fuckwit

Posted
4 minutes ago, Dannyk said:

Not just any old fiesta its a "sea spray"

No i've got no idea either

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/383087813815

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It's in Chatteris.

For What Is Chatteris…

One way system – smooth and commendable
Go by bus – they’re highly dependable
The swings in the park for the kids have won awards
The clean streets acknowledged in the Lords
But what’s a park if you can’t see a linnet?
A timetable if your journey’s infinite?
My bag’s packed and I’m leaving in a minute
For what is Chatteris without you in it?

Car crime’s low, the gun crime’s lower
The town hall band CD, it’s a grower
You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce
Although there was a drive-by shouting once
But there’s a brass band everywhere
And I don’t drive, so I don’t care
And as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?

Like a game-bird reserve short on pheasants
Weavers’ cottages devoid of tenants
A market town that lacks quintessence
That’s Chatteris without your presence
Three good butchers, two fine chandlers
An indoor pool and a first class cake shop
Ofsted plaudits, envy of the Fens
Prick barriers at both ends
But what’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
What’s Chatteris if you’re not there?
I may as well be in Ely or St Ives…

 

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