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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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OH MER FUGGIN GAWD!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-SERIES-3-4-2-AUTO-LOW-MILES/153328115285?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3D7807e1f4cf734eb7b434e5883a230735%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D264126111929%26itm%3D153328115285&_trksid=p2056116.c100930.m5375

 

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...Starts looking at scraping monies togeather... Then realises haz 3 cars on the road...

 

Edit: Bollocks, literally spent that on a fucking holiday 2 weeks ago! WWWHHHYYYYYY!!!!!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a Granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
when he fished this out of Melksham harbour
Then he somehow got on board a Car Take Back Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales Award
For pulling vinyl roofs and window trims

 

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Moving Up on Second Base
after Wimbo van banger race
At six foot wide
And 1.2 Tons
The unlimited King of the Slums
With more hits than 1 fucking D
Push the bastard in the sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only - hold the front page

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-GRANADA-GLX-3-0-AUTOMATIC/332994397374?hash=item4d880344be:g:OLUAAOSwDEBcLkDs:rk:7:pf:0

 

Fatman's got something to sell
To the Lincolnshire homeless
A crappy towed shell
For the No Fixed Abodeless
Where you can live life in style
If you sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
He'll take your pallets as deposit

 

 

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There's damp in the belfrey
The windows are jammed
The toilet's ain't here
He don't give a damn
Just chuckles and smiles
Laughs at the MDF man
A born again crap can
Here comes vintage caravan

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vintage-caravan-classic-caravan-T-Line-Old-caravan/113533461542?hash=item1a6f1f2426:g:9M0AAOSwPrdcM8Zw:rk:10:pf:0

 

With his vinyl, crap sneakers
Shit coats and his dangerous heaters 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen
Dead heads and cracked heads
unmade beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepyheads
Check this

 

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breaking down whenever you want
in this steaming shit tip back-and-front
Dulux paint mix
with 100 runs
The undisputed King of the Slums
With more filler than Jordan's tits
Rhos on Sea's the fucking pits
Just about to take to the scales
The best paying scrap yard in North Wales

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Union Jack man

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-camper-van/283333496196?hash=item41f7fe0d84:g:4bsAAOSwgnJcNlgb:rk:6:pf:0

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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That looks fantastic, just a bit of bubbling around the window and the seat wearing a little.

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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 On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Sold from a collapsing portacabin in the ruins of a 1950's sewage works, the trader has two z's in their name were there should be s's.

 

That's not the end of it tho.

 

 

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Don't look into the chrome arches

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mercedes-Benz-E-200-1992-WHITE-FULL-YEAR-MOT/123589416937?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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 On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........

 

 

GO-WAN my son! Out of desperation I asked the missis if I could buy it. Computer says no. She likes it though, probably because I can't get it.

 

Missed out on one of these about 6 years ago, I'd just got the 635. A123 was the beginning of the reg I seem to remember.

 

Genuinely unhappy about this situation. 1st world problems just got worse. Etc etc...

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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Will you be laughing with this Cavalier? 210k miles, 1.7 TD engine.

 

Poor thing needs a bloody good clean and polish but does that rough exterior hide a multitude of sins??

 

BIN £500...I think an auction on this would be a better strategy. I rather quite like this steed. :)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-7-TD-Hatchback/323645278166?hash=item4b5ac307d6:g:9r4AAOSwzd9cN6O~

 

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........

First proper girlfriends dad had one in calfshit yellow/beige. Lovely thing, he lent it to is to go out as he didn't want his daughter in danger in my mini.

 

She was more easily in danger in the back of that

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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On watch list, in case CX deal goes tits up...which looks likely........

Not likely surely, it looks right enough. Have you seen a copy of the eire test?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-vectra-sri-2006/153334810131

-Facelift Vectra Cs are now firmly in the sub-£1000 bracket which in my book makes them shite. 1.8vvt SRi in A Colour for me please.

 

Otherwise known as the chariots of champions.

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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Otherwise known as the chariots of champions.

More "Ham Pic Son"

 

Anagram innit.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Who's a billy big bollocks for this in the parts section???

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Y10-SELECTRONIC-1108CC-3-DOOR-HATCHBACK-Classic-1993-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/132910697584

 

It's automatic!

 

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That "highest bidder" thing would be me, then. Ok, I've had a few ales, but I've also had a serious word with myself, &, having missed out 2 years ago on permanent ownership (rather than "trusted shiter custodianship") of the loan Y10 because of circumstances, I really fancy this. I think Mrs M'coli will understand...

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