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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is a real ad for a real car not a con listing that Ebay is flooded with every day.

 

Needless to mention, since no con listing ever has such shit photos, ffs.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Mulsanne-Turbo-one-of-only-496-built-Jan-1984-full-history-inc-build/302985961253

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This is a thirty four year old car so not new

 

Now that's advanced brain acrobatics right there.

 

 

Still, my wantage is an extraordinary one.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marina-estate-2-x-Morris-Austin-A35-Daimler-Triumph-convertible-Wolseley/153292412788
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Classified ad price: £21,750.00

 
To be fair, it comes with a Daimler Conquest Century, a Triumph 13/60 convertible, a '63 Morris Minor, a '65 Morris Minor, an Austin A35 and a Wolseley 1500.

Because:

 

 

Buy it know is for them all, just to stop the idiots pushing the button

 

Which is the most stupid excuse for breaking eBay rules by not listing them separately I have ever read.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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This must be parked next to one of those weird fun fair mirrors that distorts reflections

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-SAPPHIRE/292852049921?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

 

THIS SIERRA BELONGED TO THE SAME OWNER FROM 3MTHS OLD TO EARLIER THIS YEAR THATS 26 YRS WHEN I GOT IT

 

That exhaust looks fairly new, so we can assume that the current owner is responsible for fucking it up, then?

 

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Sigh.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I recon it'd be pretty sweet minus exhaust and the big chinny chin chin.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I recon it'd be pretty sweet minus exhaust and the big chinny chin chin.

 

Also remove the wannabe Cossie wheels, please.

 

I do concede, though, it's in very very nice condition otherwise.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-GT-Coupe-1990cc-N-reg-1999-reg-japan-1995-grey-import-Classic/283291608889

-Look at the state of this thing. Interestingly* it looks like it has a GT4 nose-cone but that wouldn't match the non-GT4 bonnet so maybe some oddball JDM aftermarket thing. WIth the JDM rear bumper/infill panel and later tail lights (never offered in the UK) means it may be worth a bit in bits. Be interesting to see if it has the proper 170bhp engine.

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