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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Save money on that Wa-Wa caravan by simply sleeping in a baker's shop window.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I would like to rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon.

 

PM your Address, I'll sharpen one up on a grinding wheel and post it to you.  Extra points if you film the operation and then cook it in a frying pan with some red wine and serve it to your wife for a (romantic starter)

 

I only say this because given the Choice of owning any panda, and cutting off my smoll-todger, I'd rather own a panda. 

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Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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PM your Address, I'll sharpen one up on a grinding wheel and post it to you.  Extra points if you film the operation and then cook it in a frying pan with some red wine and serve it to your wife for a (romantic starter)

 

I only say this because given the Choice of owning any panda, and cutting off my smoll-todger, I'd rather own a panda.

 

Tell me that again once you’ve gone through what I did with the one I bought down the auctions. Fucking thing crushed my soul.

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Remember that twat who boiled my piss by buying this 25 GTi for £300 and then trying to sell it back for £2K to the same Rover fanboys who told him to GIB ? Now a much more reasonable price.... £995. If it goes down to £500 it's mine...

...is worth £300 all day long.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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...is worth £300 all day long.

 

when I read it first as 25 GTi I thought it said 205 GTi, and then couldn't understand why Rover Lickers would care. 

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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I reckon so JM, I've got to say, it looks pink to me, not a real in your face Barbie pink, but pink nonetheless.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-MERCEDES-BENZ-S-CLASS-280-W140-ENGINE-MUCH-SOUGHT-AFFTER-ONLY89300-MILES/163385720698

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ENGINE MUCH SOUGHT AFFTER

 

It's a 280, which makes it sought affter maybe on this forum, if at all.

 

 

 

YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY MERCEDES 280 S CLASS

 

I'm not!

 

 

 

THE WINDOWS ARE THE SOUGHT AFTER DOUBLE GLAZED ONES

 

They came as standard on these.

 

 

 

THIS IS THE BEST MERCEDES THAT WAS EVER BUIT

 

I always thought it was them miserable W124 pieces of shit?

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

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That wobbed up XJ6 with an MOT failure for chassis rot... SEVEN BASTARD GRAND????

 

Er, no.

 

I Know right? I took a stab at 4g's at a push and then looked at the ad and went: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!

 

You no wot it's worth.

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