eBay tat volume 3.

[michael t]

Awww look at this little sweety... https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-5-1988-model-silver-3dr-hatchback-full-mot-/1319913599

 

 

 

 

 

The seals have surface rust but metal is strong 

 

The award for most contradictory sentence of the day goes to..

[MorrisItalSLX]

Shonky Triumph Dolomite

 

 

 

But it is a badermatic and very cheap at the moment...

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/75-Triumph-Dolomite/362478891339

[MorrisItalSLX]

Volvo B10M

 

 

1980's Custom Coaches Body, One of my favourites.

 

 

Plastic Wood and Red Vinyl, Pure Class.

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1-x-1985-Mk-1-Volvo-B10M-Charter-Bus/273549420393

[MorrisItalSLX]

Holden Camira SLE 2.0 Ei

 

 

Look familiar?

 

 

That's right, it's the Aussie adaptation of the MKII Cavalier.

 

This one looks well fit, reasonably priced and not to far away from my already overloaded garage.

 

I would bet money that there are more MKII Cavaliers on the road than Camiras. They were dreadfully unpopular and had absolutely no value on the second hand market. Everyone got the 6 pot Commodore instead in both cases.

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/Holden-Camira-1988/SSE-AD-5735026/?_ga=2.24507002.1392259654.1541768422-178471289.1517736900

[michael t]

I've a massive soft spot for these, impressive tidemark but tell tale signs of imminent pineapple-ing with the sprayed gold wheels and OMG HILARIOUSM9 air fresheners, buy this before its too late!!!   https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/1988-polo-breadvan-/1318255696

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Oh my days, that Cavalier SRi is top shelf Frankie.

[michael t]

This

 

 

X 23254,00000 

 

= 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/1986-volkswagen-polo-c-57-000-miles/1317629925

 

 

 I tried to show some of the Wob welding work on the sills.

 

In all fairness whoever owns this must of put a quite considerable amount of money into getting it welded up back in August, quite an impressive fail sheet on corrosion alone...

 

 

 

[michael t]

Yum!! ...https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/retro-vauxhall-belmont-diesel-1984-last-one-left-/1318775886

 

[michael t]

Oh my!!  https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/1983-audi-80-gl/1319568562

 

 

[Cavcraft]

I had an Audi 80 with that interior. What an absolute and utter turd of a car that thing was.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201811032106630?

 

For 150 quid and a bit of welding, you might Swiftly have a decent car.

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201809170576289?

 

275 quid, short MoT, but good history. Who lives in Bedford????

 

 

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I had an Audi 80 with that interior. What an absolute and utter turd of a car that thing was.

 

 

 

Water leaks and carb issues? Well I never.

 

TADTS.

[clayts450]

£350 Nottingham, 827 Sterling for smokin' around in - literally it seems as previous owner was like this

 

 

Am resisting thus far as way too close to me. Full on potato cam shots included in advert including a very poor attempt at sorting the front wheel arches out

 

 

Current ad at https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-827-sterling-AUTO-1995/323538239555 but much more competent photo skills from the original seller at 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Blue-Rover-827-Sterling-Automatic-2-7-4dr/183407482612?hash=item2ab3f016f4:g:e~cAAOSw1SJbiBLc

 

If this does go to a Shiter, we shall call it Noddy.

[cort16]

nice

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-CDX/264029938497?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Remspoor]

Been in France two years....still has Roast Beef plates.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1519775938.htm/

 

 

The van hiding in the background could also be an illegal too.

[Remspoor]

No please stop this right now.

No more conversions for selling food. Trust the Yanks to go one bigger!

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C847065

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-fire-engine/273550580635?hash=item3fb0e29b9b:g:dNoAAOSwzhZb5JOF

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-PICK-UP-RANGER-CUB-4-kit-car-marcos-cooper/273549180388?hash=item3fb0cd3de4:g:RtIAAOSw7Spb42~T:rk:40:pf:0

 

Kudos for making the front end out of his spare garage floor.

[Cavcraft]

'I'd rather shag an engine with a big hole in it, than drive a Minari kit car for just one minute'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINARI-KIT-CAR-Alpha-sud-engine-unfinished-project-great-track-day-car/264029809831?hash=item3d79672ca7:g:DFsAAOSwGYhb5BQD:rk:34:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-Campervan-Motorhome-Camera-Obscura-Artwork-Ducato-Master-Mobile-Home/323541307932?hash=item4b5490921c:g:jQ4AAOSwUm5b1wJ2:rk:1:pf:0

 

'Wake up in the morning and open the aperture to activate the 'moving wallpaper' which turns the entire space into a giant camera obscura.' 

 

 

 

Oh, hooray. I'd be positively cartwheeling bollocko down the street later if I woke up in a prison bus upside down in Delamere fucking forest.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/River-Otter-62ft-Unique-Dutch-Barge-Style-Narrowboat-Ideal-liveaboard/202496925078?hash=item2f25c1dd96:g:Ju4AAOSwD3Jbl45u:rk:2:pf:0

 

'I recently split with my partner'

 

I'm no detective M8, but it was either wearing your moccasins to bed..

 

 

...or taking photographs of your neighbour's arse

 

[Cavcraft]

This simply cannot get any worse

 

 

 

JK suckers, it did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Van-Conversion-Camper-unique-family-stealth-off-grid-solar/232996689236?hash=item363faf5554:g:5kYAAOSwOIlb4uPr:rk:8:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-THEMA-S3-TURBO-a-one-off/253971126112?hash=item3b21dbd760:g:-JkAAOSwi-db5CIr:rk:7:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190-e-BELONGING-TO-HARRY-SECOMBE-WIFE-MYRA-ONE-PREVIOUS-OWNERS/292810496016?hash=item442cdd9810:g:BGwAAOSwvupbxRzY

 

'Classic belonging to Harry Secombe and wife namely Lady Myra Joan Secombe'

 

 

This car has got huge provenance belonging to the legend himself / wife.

 

Don't be a goon.

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1303691047.htm/

 

 

Yep

 

 

And

 

[egg]

There are several LBC cars that have been for sale* virtually all year. This is one of them.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1520751284.htm/

 

This one has no papers, which doesn't help.

 

[binhoker668]

Pea roast?  I havenae been payin' attention.....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-SMILEY-DIESEL-MK3-BULLION-VAN-BULLETPROOF-ARMOO/143001666909?hash=item214b90455d:g:1UQAAOSw11Bb23TN:rk:1:pf:0

 

 

I miss Fred.

And Hirst.

And Volksy (I'll have a word).

Pogweasel?

[egg]

R16 in the Dordogne, with CT, and a recent engine re-build. But less than €2k. With new tyres.

 

Must be hiding horrors somewhere?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1520872658.htm/

 

[Junkman]

No it doesn't.

GIB, ffs!