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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-W140-S320-LIMO-BUSINESS-EDITION-1998-NORTH-WALES-HOLYWELL-RARE/283135243640?hash=item41ec2cf578:g:UyQAAOSwrh5bX1vA

 

'arguably the most perfect example of Mercedes and one of the most reliable vehicles ever produced.'

 

Few pages ago but this is amazing.

 

He seriously writes the phrase "one of the most reliable vehicles ever made" before a list of everything that's broken on the car, and everything is broken on the car. The engine, the air con, the HRW, the wipers, the rear view mirror, the glove box lid, even the fuel filler flap is faulty. 

 

Then bringing up his wife's glue allergy, holy shit. The word "glue" appears seven times in that description. 

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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I was not sure wether to put this in the tat, never heard of this, or "bargains" thread.

It fits in them all.

I give you the Honda Abbey....................!! Current bid $3550.00

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https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1750890288.htm?rsqid=143d26b2c15b4b0bb92b37e06df80292

 

 

 

 

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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I would happily dance for many of those South African cars.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Few pages ago but this is amazing.

 

He seriously writes the phrase "one of the most reliable vehicles ever made" before a list of everything that's broken on the car, and everything is broken on the car. The engine, the air con, the HRW, the wipers, the rear view mirror, the glove box lid, even the fuel filler flap is faulty. 

 

Then bringing up his wife's glue allergy, holy shit. The word "glue" appears seven times in that description. 

 

 

I like this:

 

 

The car is very safe having a long front and back and very thick heavy doors (it may have been one of the reasons why the former chancellor of Germany Helmut Kohl and other heads of state chose this particular model)

 

Note omission of Lady Die.

Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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Shoot me as it's a Gumtree article, but it's a nice piece of fresh Soviet Shite:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/1983-lada-2105-classic-1300-manual-1.3-leather-interior-top-of-the-range/1312392812

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Small pointers:

"Complete and genuine car." Oh good.

"Rust free!" Check again.

"Brown leather interior." Oh yes!

Bulgarian LHD import but oh well.
"We can pick up any potential buyers from London Central Line station." Yes yes completely genuine seller. I'l bring extra cash just in case.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I was not sure wether to put this in the tat, never heard of this, or "bargains" thread.

It fits in them all.

I give you the Honda Abbey....................!! Current bid $3550.00

                                                                                     GBP1819.00

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https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1750890288.htm?rsqid=143d26b2c15b4b0bb92b37e06df80292

 

'Good news, love, you know you wanted to get married somewhere posh? I've booked the abbey'

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Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1029919

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Colour choice wins my approval. Hideously low milage. Comes with DVDs and portable player as it's a speckle survivor and waz featured in a programme called "Flipping Bangers"

As a quick addition, Car and Classic is full of droolworthy shite I look at it quite a few times.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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It could be Tina Turner's chariot in a shit remake of Mad Max 3. The pop rivets aren't even inline! What an utter bag of shite.

Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C997054

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very original condition and appears to be complete.

Somehow I can see that. What boat did this anchor once upon a time?

 

 

engine has been stripped but all seems complete

He's quite unsure about whether all is here.

Engine in bits on a floor with bumpers and all. Apparently the floors are solid. Interesting.

£1500. Bargain by Bagful or Beat it before it Bites?

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Classic Jaguar XJ6 Series 2 1976 3.4 Fully Restored - Very rare, reluctant sale
 
 
GOVT HEALTH WARNING do not look at the other pics in the auction
 
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Just think how ace that would be with a set of chrome steels and hubcaps on it.

 

VELOUR IZ FOUR WINNERZ!

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