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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'for gents emergencies - you stand in cuddy with your torso above roof but private parts below roof'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Mini-Electric-Day-Boat-12ft-Cabin-Very-Cute-Boat-and-Car-Trailer/113146278896?hash=item1a580b33f0:g:mYYAAOSwbVNbR1wW

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bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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That 760 is lush. Bet it will go for strong cash though.

 

I don't the whole 'I've never seen one of these before' line though. Okay, bully for you and your sheltered life. They weren't super limited homologation specials or something.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Wife doesn't want to go far on holiday this year? Then simply take her up the tradesman's

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-tradesmen-eldorado-campervan-RV-food-van/253786787009?hash=item3b16df0cc1:g:DmkAAOSw0HhbX36N

 

Q) Does your French girlfriend like water sports?

A) Oui, oui.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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What that Tradesman needs is a PERKINS PHASER

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Fool + money = soon parted. To spend seventeen grand on a Mini Clubman Estate would require a spectacular lack of imagination and very limited horizons. Welcome to Britain!

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Living the dream.

 

" i purchased two years ago"

 

 

What with, actual money?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Living the dream.

 

" i purchased two years ago"

 

 

What with, actual money?

 

He is from Stafford M8, probably dreams of having such stuff as electricity and un-webbed fingers.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Fucking hell, I can just imagine this rocking up to a dignified memorial event and setting off a Dixie horn as the minute silence commences. What an eyesore.

 

the tent on the roof isn’t no longer on the van

 

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Strangely alluring hopeless kit cars;

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ginetta-G26-kit-car-ford-cortina-based/283073184618

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GINETTA-G26-KIT-CAR-MK4-FORD-CORTINA-BASED-BARN-FIND-PART-EX-WELCOME-RWD-80s/163140635206

 

I've just been informed I would instantly be dumped should I show-up in such a fine automobile. A G32 is "a little better", apparantly.

Bit harsh, i quite like the MG3.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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The Mustang that looks like an '80s Escort....

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Vulgalour wood dash

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All hat, no cattle

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-ford-mustang-4-speed-2-3l-px-swap-bike-dodge-chevy-v8-cadillac-cts-cls-ktm/153108923006?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3Df66b6c8d58b94cd7b35bcaf447637d27%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D292637283508%26itm%3D153108923006&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Fuck Me - Cliche bullshitty bollocks bingo advert alert!!!

 

 

 

A Unique Mercedes A 160 Elegance. 4 seater. Automatic. 

This car is a very  very clean car. Better than normal. 
 
Took it to mercedes Benz concourse show 2 years ago in lower class.  Came 3rd.
 
 Has a unique interior,  full light grey leather, (see photos ) with 4 front seats fitted  all independently ajustable and removable , very rarely seen pics of same, but  never an actual car like it, all in near perfect condition along with immaculate interior and brand new Mercedes original  grey mats.   ( not in pic)  lots of extras, all electrics inc  heated seats. And a wood surrounded cd player to compliment wood interior trim.
 * Air conditioning needs regasing. 
I owned this car for about 4 years and was faultless.
Sadly  Haveing recsently sold to a freind , it has developed a fault on gearbox,  it drives ok  but occasional it displays F on dash and goes into limp mode 
It has not been fully diagnosed but only being told it is prob not a cheap fix, sadly not in the position of having time to get fixed and  to spend lots on it the owner wants to  sell  this vehicle as he has another  car. 
 
The mot has recsently run out but can renew if winning bidder  intends fully repairing and puttin on road  straight away. 
 
No advisories  over last  2 years  if i recall.
 
Please call for any more info 
 on 07970 00 00 86  Dave 
 
Am selling on behalf as i know this car and he has no ebay account. 
 
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Jesus, that 'Lest we forget' van, what a shitter. You just know he's into all that 'Free Tommy' bollocks as well

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Wife doesn't want to go far on holiday this year? Then simply take her up the tradesman's

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-tradesmen-eldorado-campervan-RV-food-van/253786787009?hash=item3b16df0cc1:g:DmkAAOSw0HhbX36N

 

Q) Does your French girlfriend like water sports?

A) Oui, oui.

 

Don't these fuckers even read their own adverts back?

 

 

It’s running a 318 v8 runs really well strong engine.

 

 

 

 

It’s got a fresh mot on it and drives great, I drove it back from Colchester to norfolk and it run like a dream, just fitted a brand new carburettor today as I was having problems with the old one, it runs good now but could still do with a good tune up, I’m going to try and get it serviced this week.

 

 

If it is running so fucking marvellously why in the name of fuck would it need a tune up?

 

 

 

Fridge needs re gassing.

 

Well at least it makes a change from the aircon I suppose.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Fuck Me - Cliche bullshitty bollocks bingo advert alert!!!

 

 

What an absolute todger.

 

Imagine taking that steaming turd to a car show in a supermarket car park. Put the Meguires down mate, that wants baling. 

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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^^^^^^^^^^

Godwin's law (or Godwin's rule of Hitler analogies) is an internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1"; that is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare someone ...

 
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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He seems to be advertising a facebook page called ‘vans with lights’! FFS the mind boggles. I LOVE VANS AND I ALSO LOVE LIGHTS LOL. SO I THOURT I WOOD CREAT A PAGE DEDIC8TED 2 MY 2 FAVRITE THINGS AND TRY 2 CONECT WITH OTHERS OUT THERE WHO SHARE MY PASHON. PS. FREE TOMMY ROBINUNS THE SAVIOUR OV THE ENGLISH HE IS A HERO WHO SHULD NOT B IN PRISON

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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I kind of want an Otosan-made Transit Connect decked out with Kurdish liberation messages now. And lights.

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