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sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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I'd love to get that Rolls Royce, trowel gobbo into those arches, not sand it down at all then paint it white. But make a really bad job, not mask bits of it off. Then fit a set of part worn van tyres to it. Interior wise a few rips repaired with parcel tape or duct tape would look good and a vinyl roof done badly would look good. Autoshite weddings.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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That looks pretty decent to me, especially

It's on drug dealer wheels, if avoid at all costs.

rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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Someone get this magnificent beast bought...£250 with three weeks MOT for ALL THAT HONDA V6 SUMPTUOUSNESS!

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807158468541

 

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MOT history is a bit iffy in respect of rust/welding, but if you're good with the sparkly stick it looks like it's relatively straightforward and quite a rare specimen!

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D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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I'm not a big fan of Golfs. Not even a small fan. Not interested, sorry.

 

But despite that, someone needs to save this from the Dubberspost-19511-0-03139200-1531938245_thumb.jpg

 

Ludlow, Shropshire

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Its the "offers" nonsence gets me...sensible? 10p? It's kind of annoying IMHO. 

Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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It's on drug dealer wheels, if avoid at all costs.

Some of the drug dealers I know are quite nice

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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Minicab aus Deutschland?

 

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Mit einem fantastischen Innenvelours

 

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Von Worcestershire

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Why not 'do a George Clarke' and turn the lift box thing into a bed? You could literally sleep under the stars, as well as perve through you next door neighbour's bathroom window.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MK2-FORD-TRANSIT-CHERRY-PICKER/283062436089?hash=item41e7d600f9%3Ag%3ABGUAAOSwL%7EhbT1H8&_sop=10&_sacat=63732&rt=nc&_dcat=63732&_dmpt=Commercial_Trucks

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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What the fuck, is my arsehole being surgically removed.....

 

I give you Twelvety Thousand Five Hundred of your finest pounds for a 1992 oil burning one ninety ‘E’ .....get me Bez From the Happy Monday’s on the Blower.....

 

‘Bez.... the world has gone mad would you like a Merc 190 for twelvety bags of sand or 1200 of your finest E’s Sir??

 

I think I’m going to Hell

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-190-D-2-5-Red-Auto-Diesel-1992-62500-Miles-Ac-Leather-190D/152908320030?hash=item239a0bcd1e%3Ag%3A97sAAOSwUg9ahMcx&_nkw=mercedes+190&_from=R40&rt=nc

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Flat pack self assembly horse bollox. 500 quid tho

 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2095470077377474

Getting that body on is going to be race against time and could be a real hurdle, there will be a lot of nay-sayers who will be betting on you losing your enthusiasm. I wonder what the odds are of getting it done. Someone may get nagged about this but when completed you could be onto a winner.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-928-S4-74K-Miles-Totally-Unique/302801284062?hash=item46805cebde%3Ag%3A%7EK0AAOSwAspbRWa-&_sop=10&_sacat=9800&_nkw=unique&_from=R40&rt=nc

 

 

'Private number plate worth £1500 is included'

 

 

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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I agree...signed Tony Ian Barnet...age 38 of 16 Acacia Avenue.

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