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Ross_K

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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LOL @ this shit, the reporters said
Loved you to death after the pallet bed
Between the Orange duvet (shitty) and low roof
to twat your head

 

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He's warmed your bollocks with his magic tricks
Glasses, bottles, catheters, kettle and bits
John Player Special
it's just shit shit shit

 

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Exhibit G from the mattress, firm
His bride long gone, gave him a U-turn
rather give herself 
some Chinese burns

 

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You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop
Like a hippie in a Laura Ashley shop
And all the Pineapple twerkers, the Dubbers and fashion cops
Somehow
Couldn't love you back to life again now

 

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A black eye for a the driver
A chipped tooth for a chipped tooth
A fraction of a dub life
Some hessian and some home truths
It;s shit and that's the whole truth
Nothing like a camper, youth
It's shit and that's the whole truth

 

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And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Don't come home you silly cow

we've fucked this up and the yard are waiting
And  EMR says they'd like to show you how
To turn you into washing machines now

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ruby-Tuesday-VW-T25-camper-van-87-1-8l-petrol-kingsize-bed-ready-to-camp/283053463426?hash=item41e74d1782:g:wUsAAOSwatRbR6b9

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Seized engine!

 

I'm delivering a car to Cornwall next week anyway, wrong direction ;-)

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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As JM would say... 'DO NOT PAINT'. I think that dangly mirror Sierra estate is HAWT too

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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The only way to outshite that is with a Malta spec diesel Marina

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Avert your eyes folks, this is a monfuckingstrocity

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-1000-van-Moggy-concept-vehicle-Combo/283048512268?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49138%26meid%3Dd8bfab16dd4e4adfb02d23cb724cf406%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D153081319469%26itm%3D283048512268&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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  • Junkman and davehedgehog31
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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PAL with no PLAH!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Vanden-Plas-1986-A-Great-Solid-Example-With-Low-Miles/273337402362?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49138%26meid%3D0db81376759a4542bb3e4a518b029e8d%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D123246167964%26itm%3D273337402362&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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  • MorrisItalSLX and oldcars
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Correctly geared Rover 600 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Rover-620-Si-Auto/263804989180?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49138%26meid%3D8e421ee18474497985057b4e77e82648%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D332713783058%26itm%3D263804989180&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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That it fucking brilliant.

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