eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Xr3i-cabriolet-mk4/332703145486

Bidding doesn't start at £1,487.49. Oh no. It also doesn't start at £1,487.51. No, it starts at £1,487.50, believe it or not.

Passenger side front wing needs repairing or replaced as dented at bottom, see in pictures! (Seen wing new on eBay for £50)

Have fun with matching the colour.

Back bumper has scuffs and a small crack in but
I have a back bumper and a side skirt to go with the car when sold.
These are black and will need to be fitted.

Right. Add a £3743.98 paint job to the £1,487.50.

Or be like me and don't give a shit.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

This is what some people on here want me to buy just to see me suffer from terminal depression.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E34-525i-SE/153079928922

Only over my stinking decaying and rotting dead cadaver.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190E-cosworth-body-kit-2-0L-damaged/192583765953

The car has damage on the drivers side front which hasn’t been recorded. ( This means the car IS NOT A CAT)!!!

This could be a viable fixer upper for someone.

NO LOGBOOK !!!!

This couldn't be a viable fixer upper for someone with half a brain.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/very-rare-1955-ford-100e-squire-project/263786386068

Squire Estate

1. Where is Squire Dawson when you need him?

2. Why did they never make a Junkman Estate?

108,850 · June 29, 2018

The days you can purchase a Ford escort for 650 Quid are very numbered indeed.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MK4-FORD-ESCORT-1-4-PETROL-5-DOOR/153079806278

I think a buffer would make short 50 of that Blauwiesel.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

JDM NOT FIAT DINO CELICA SKYLINE EVO IMPREZZA

And that colossal dolt has an Isuzu 117 for sale.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JDM-ISUZU-117-COUPE-NOT-FIAT-DINO-CELICA-SKYLINE-EVO-IMPREZZA/132682640732

Lack of intellect and being loaded is as reciprocally proportional as ever.

Item location: Spalding, United Kingdom

I rest my fucking case.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

BESPOKE PHOTO BOOTH TOWABLE

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Beetle-CABRIOLET-BESPOKE-PHOTO-BOOTH-TOWABLE/183296839645

The sad bit is, there actually are people wanting to be photographed with this.

The dangerous bit is, they are allowed to vote.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

I do not appreciate Chinese cars.

No, seriously, I do not.

In fact, I have very little time for all that Oriental fucking culture, if there is such a thing at all.

But man, do they work hard to make it difficult for me.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Cosmo-1991-rx7-rotary-2-6-turbo/283031454662

Well, have fun ordering spares for that.

3,134 · June 29, 2018

For God's sake someone save me from myself and get it bought.

A candidate for cars you didn't know existed? A genuine two tone seicento.

£600

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/blue-two-tone-fiat-seicento-for-sale./1304548978

3,134 · June 29, 2018

Would you pass the cushion dear to shield my rapidly rising pants...

Rock-hard Rydell!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-850-glt-2.4-estate-5-speed-1996-white-stunning-example-fsh-/1304036136

108,850 · June 29, 2018

I'm posting this Rambler Wagon just because it is a Rambler Wagon.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/amc-rambler-wagon/173385518592

108,850 · June 29, 2018

I found the perfect solution for you being 83 years old but still want to attend car meets.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Vento-CL-TDi-Complete-One-Off-Show-Car/173385474236

108,850 · June 29, 2018

When was it last that you actually watchlisted a Cortina?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Ford-Cortina-Mk1-2-Door-Lhd-No-Reserve/183296048417

108,850 · June 29, 2018

The thinking man's Golf?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-Volkswagen-scirocco-GT/132683065852

Don't forget to slag the seller if your 80s car purchase breaks down on the way home.

108,850 · June 29, 2018

barnfind

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-s280-1997-barnfind/132683007368

comes with the private reg also which is quite an expensive plate.

Now how's that for investment potential?

108,850 · June 29, 2018

Be the fucking star in a reasonably priced car.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-lacetti/292622698695

Although I have to say this to our more junior members - when I was young, a Chevrolet looked like this:

108,850 · June 29, 2018

hotrod rat rod

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-super-snipe-hotrod-rat-rod-1963/173386024008

108,850 · June 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-914-1972-1700-LHD/332703499791

Do not paint!

108,850 · June 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Midget-1275cc-round-wheel-arch/202354911977

Please read the listing fully

Do the fuck not!

Just buy that thing.

26,167 · June 29, 2018

£4900

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/243113716439317

Isuzu vehicle cross 3.2 quad cam Off road ready loads of extras Loads of bits recently done brakes rear discs shoes and pads front pads alternator serviced 6 months mot 118k mostly done in kms only a handful in the country almost brand new off road tyres and a brand new full size spare wheel and tyre air con reverse camera

15,089 · June 29, 2018

I do not appreciate Chinese cars.
No, seriously, I do not.
In fact, I have very little time for all that Oriental fucking culture, if there is such a thing at all.

But man, do they work hard to make it difficult for me.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Cosmo-1991-rx7-rotary-2-6-turbo/283031454662

Well, have fun ordering spares for that.

Shouldn't be too terrible; quite a few of these Cosmos will have been serviced by Hurley Engineering in Coventry at some stage. Also there is a 20A triple-rotor version.....

131,751 · June 30, 2018

Flandria

Handria

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FLANDRIA-647-50CC-MOPED/232826799970?hash=item36358f0762:g:XGgAAOSwmT1bNqOX

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Reliant Robin

SLX for a touch* of class*

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-robin/253712271733?hash=item3b126e0975:g:oR8AAOSw6AlbMfOk

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Reliant Scimitar

Comes with a bonus one in fucked spec

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-scimitar-gte/292618030691?hash=item442164ce63:g:sKwAAOSwp41bI8yo

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Relian Rialto Estate

Tasty

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Reliant-Rialto-848cc-Estate-se-67-000-1-owner-12-months-mot-exceptional/113036883265?hash=item1a5185f541:g:-1MAAOSwDktbFO2z

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Reliant Robin

Save it from the scrapies

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-ROBIN-LX/232624880848?hash=item362985fcd0:g:YRoAAOSw5KtaVLff

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Bond Bug 700ES in non-black-and-silver-plates shocker

Expensive, as expected, but isn't it lovely.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-BOND-BUG-700ES-3-WHEELER-RELIANT-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT-43-000-MILES/263771201311?hash=item3d69fd1f1f:g:wCIAAOSwh5hbK4J3

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Mint Maestro Van

£2000 BIN

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-van/223036343782?hash=item33ee0085e6:g:ZRsAAOSw6AlbNPea

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Montego 1.6 HL

£2000

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Montego-1-6-HL/142848510400?hash=item21426f49c0:g:shMAAOSwa2pbNkje

13,681 · June 30, 2018

Metro GTa

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-GTA-WHITE-SHOW-WINNER-CONCOURSE-3-DOOR-1989-like-mini-classic/142845674820?hash=item2142440544:g:4tkAAOSwKJ9bMnxj

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