eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-RL-Recovery-lorry/183281874284?hash=item2aac73756c:g:5T0AAOSwpHpbKTkt

[spike60]

11 year old Fiat with 275k miles for £2500? Step this way sir.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-scudo-taxi/183275141143?hash=item2aac0cb817:g:XSAAAOSw-VtbI57P

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/metro-kit-car/123199024848?hash=item1caf3beed0:g:S5sAAOSwQKlbKAY2

[spike60]

Honda 125 Superdream

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-125-superdream/323300278030?hash=item4b4632bf0e:g:f6EAAOSwoj9bIYJI

 

[spike60]

Suzuki M12 50cc

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-50cc-M12-For-Restoration/332687063127?hash=item4d75b1b857:g:QAwAAOSwJ~9bI4uV

 

[spike60]

Honda Camino PA50

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-PA50-Camino-Moped/332687326075?hash=item4d75b5bb7b:g:Bt0AAOSwQQBbI9rD

 

[spike60]

Yamaha FS1E

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-FS1E-FOR-RESTORATION/332691018589?hash=item4d75ee135d:g:teoAAOSwGNxbHTQj

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T2-Singlecab/232812146846?hash=item3634af709e:g:ybwAAOSw9OdbKUGW

 

'very original' 

 

'It had a complete engine rebuild with the engine going from a standard 1600cc to 1641cc'

 

OK M8, more power, we get it

 

'...the van has had additional works done including lowering...'

 

Original lowering?

 

'new tilt, bows and canvas'

 

'Very original ones? 

 

'It has a Propex heater fitted in the cab'

 

Erm, this 'very original' thing you mentioned...

 

'It also has a heated windscreen'

 

Optional extra in 1968?

 

'one of the best unspoilt single cabs'

 

Clearly the pictures show the 'very original' red painted wheels, mirrors that look like several Colorado beetles glued together and sprayed silver, the spotlights and the stupid fucking number plate/collection of canal find bollocks on the roof.

 

Verdict: it's about as unspoilt as some fucking gold sunglasses and a pooh 'tache on the Mona Lisa.

[srad34]

Honda 125 Superdream

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-125-superdream/323300278030?hash=item4b4632bf0e:g:f6EAAOSwoj9bIYJI

 

To be fair, these were actually better than the 250/400 variants too

[Brodders]

"race track"

 

"jdm"

 

"gumball rat rally"

 

None of these words can quite do this vehicle the justice it deserves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a ridiculous pile of absolutely fucking stupid wank. Quite possibly the most embarrassing thing to have possession of after an STD obtained from sitting on a dirty toilet seat in a low rent nightclub.

 

The interior is even worse

 

 

Despite probably being blessed with the gift of sight, three people have placed bids on this. Utterly ludicrous.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Rover-GTI-216-16v-Honda-crx-civic-race-track-gumball-rat-rally-car-jdm-funny/292601577460?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Db86d22318d8d41f8a5c00f4dfe224070%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D153059607846%26itm%3D292601577460&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A202ae6cc-73fe-11e8-ac83-74dbd1803f10%7Cparentrq%3A19b423591640a9c0abe982a7ffffb468%7Ciid%3A1

[Cavcraft]

£8,000 Maestro

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Maestro-2-0-EFI-2-lady-owner-timewarp-condition-full-service-history-show-car/283015547666?hash=item41e50a8b12:g:pgYAAOSwAZVbKCWp

 

 

'Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!  Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

WHAT? FFS?

 

Can I lick the bowl out?

 

No, just flush the chain like everyone else' 

[New POD]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T2-Singlecab/232812146846?hash=item3634af709e:g:ybwAAOSw9OdbKUGW

 

'very original' 

 

'It had a complete engine rebuild with the engine going from a standard 1600cc to 1641cc'

 

OK M8, more power, we get it

 

'...the van has had additional works done including lowering...'

 

Original lowering?

 

'new tilt, bows and canvas'

 

'Very original ones? 

 

'It has a Propex heater fitted in the cab'

 

Erm, this 'very original' thing you mentioned...

 

'It also has a heated windscreen'

 

Optional extra in 1968?

 

'one of the best unspoilt single cabs'

 

Clearly the pictures show the 'very original' red painted wheels, mirrors that look like several Colorado beetles glued together and sprayed silver, the spotlights and the stupid fucking number plate/collection of canal find bollocks on the roof.

 

Verdict: it's about as unspoilt as some fucking gold sunglasses and a pooh 'tache on the Mona Lisa.

 

It was a half decent truck at the point where they started to fuck around with it. 

 

[Brodders]

Broken, but (just about) drivable Renault 19 1.8 in Cambridge.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-19-1-8-RT/223022056708?hash=item33ed268504:g:XXQAAOSwNNVbJrzu

 

I wouldn't, but someone here might.

[Brodders]

Pair of Sunnys on Gumtree, firstly this dented beige estate in Yorkshire

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-estate-1.3dx-manual-petrol-beige-/1303243971

 

 

Or this cheaper, lower mileage, but slightly rustier automatic saloon in Dorset

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-1.6-automatic-10-months-mot-very-low-mileage/1303096124

 

[Brodders]

Thankfully the oldest Mk2 Cavalier in the country didn't end up getting scrapped last year; it is back on eBay again for £1700.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Vauxhall-cavalier-X-reg-rare-colour-original-and-unrestored-survivor/232811121482?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3D98f6d08829994ed49661c95d0ffd5eb9%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D223022056708%26itm%3D232811121482&_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-mk1-Jetta/192572609315?hash=item2cd638d323:g:HCQAAOSwGV9bAHjo

 

some knob rotting dub wanker likka will buy this and then ruin it.

 

shame,,,,,

 

[vulgalour]

My grandad had one just like that.  My mum shut my hand in the back door by accident.  Memories.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I was going to mock this but "Cadburyolet" made me smile.

 

 

this though:

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-CABRIOLET-SOLAR/202345535070

[RobT]

Here's one to make egg go all wibbly.  Reg date 24/06/1993.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-1993-K-REG-MK1-1-FAMILY-OWNER-FROM-NEW-VERY-GENUINE-AND-RARE-CAR/142838571859?hash=item2141d7a353:g:7mIAAOSwUl5bHtWv

[Felly Magic]

"race track"

 

"jdm"

 

"gumball rat rally"

 

None of these words can quite do this vehicle the justice it deserves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

s-l1600 (26).jpg

s-l1600 (27).jpg

s-l1600 (28).jpg

 

What a ridiculous pile of absolutely fucking stupid wank. Quite possibly the most embarrassing thing to have possession of after an STD obtained from sitting on a dirty toilet seat in a low rent nightclub.

 

The interior is even worse

 

s-l1600 (29).jpg

 

Despite probably being blessed with the gift of sight, three people have placed bids on this. Utterly ludicrous.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Rover-GTI-216-16v-Honda-crx-civic-race-track-gumball-rat-rally-car-jdm-funny/292601577460?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Db86d22318d8d41f8a5c00f4dfe224070%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D153059607846%26itm%3D292601577460&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A202ae6cc-73fe-11e8-ac83-74dbd1803f10%7Cparentrq%3A19b423591640a9c0abe982a7ffffb468%7Ciid%3A1

 

 

Bidders are his blind dog, next door's cat, and his gran's dead budgie

[Felly Magic]

Paging BI to the beige phone, that Mondeo is a 1.6 BASE! Greytop bumper tastic

[Schaefft]

1992 Continental that had a lot of money spent on it, disfigured by a ruined rear bumper and bumper car-esque shiny flakes paintjob, because what is taste...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/113082573649?ul_noapp=true

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Imagine having eight grand in a piece of shit like this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Ford-Escort-2-Door-Project/263763514319?hash=item3d6987d3cf:g:D38AAOSw7UJbJoxC

 

 

 

[meggersdog]

£8,000 Maestro

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Maestro-2-0-EFI-2-lady-owner-timewarp-condition-full-service-history-show-car/283015547666?hash=item41e50a8b12:g:pgYAAOSwAZVbKCWp

 

 

 

made £4134 in Anglia Car Auction on Saturday

[Alanism]

"Id like a really scary looking mk2 cavalier with a fresh from another universe look about it please!"

 

"Step this way sir"

 

Vauxhall Cavalier Mk2 on eBay

 

[Alanism]

Cavalier GSI Turbo Project on eBay

 

Not too sure what comes with this or what it comes without.  It rides at a strange angle too.  I wish I could justify buying this.  I am rubbish with projects though.

 

 

[Alanism]

Currently at 99p.  Is this brave?  

 

Mercedes 560SL w107 on eBay

 

[Alanism]

Once the staple diet of all British tradesmen (and women) - Where have they all gone?

 

Ford Escort Van 51 Plate on eBay

 

[Shonky]

Holy cow! loook what Ive found!!!

 

 

Cheap too = Someone grab this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-RENAULT-21-2-0-RT-SAVANNA-ULTRA-RARE-IN-SUPERB-CONDITION-WITH-NEW-MOT/223012792633?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D943c680a57d1401993d9c413156474b7%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D183268840489%26itm%3D223012792633&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Et plus!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-RENAULT-21-RT-SAVANNA-1-8-PETROL-ESTATE-ONLY-6-LEFT-ON-THE-ROAD-1-OWNER/113082645804?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3Dea8d1a5ea08c4655941b2a2859b1fc20%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223012792633%26itm%3D113082645804&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

 

 

That blue makes me feel things.

[bramz7]

The grey 21 jumped up to £1100 odd in the last minute from £500.

 

Not convinced but there we go. That blue one is definitely shonkier...