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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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^ Blatantly a scam. I honestly don’t believe her surname is Directly. Sounds ridiculous.

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Ever eat too many Sugar Puffs and have nightmares about being eaten by the Honey Monster?

 

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Or worse....

 

Full banquette at the rear  (ouch) 

 

But - 

 

If it needed it was replaced.

 

 

 

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Don't fancy your chances much of a bonkette on there, tbh. 

 

 

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Bucketeer, Dick Cheeseburger and 6 others
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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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I like Citroens - DS, ID, TA, 2CV and derivatives, GS, CX, BX XM, Xantia, Visa and so on - but I am fucking baffled at the appeal of these H vans.  I mean I get that they are slow like a lot of Citroens - but what the fuck else is there to recommend them and make them worth the billions they sell for?

 

I agree 145.4%.  Yes - interesting to look at but massively expensive.  I think the price to desirability ratio is all wrong for me.  One of those "if I could afford it I would buy a fleet of other things instead and keep the change" cars.

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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Delightfully faded Fiat.  At a scrapyard that I probably spent most of my youth buying bits for mk1 cavaliers.

 

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MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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"the hardest part as been done"

 

Yeah, it must have been really hard getting all that P38 to smooth over all the dodgy welding.

 

so there's just the easy bit to do then, you know, the re-building it and getting a blind SVA examiner to sign it off.

 

 

"it does run so it can be moved"

 

GET IT IN THE SEA

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-beetle-pickup-project/263719141699?hash=item3d66e2c143:g:pg4AAOSwi0RbC7gZ

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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 and the Citroen H does style so well.

That's the bit I don't get - they are like a mobile Anderson Shelter with a bit of Junkers JU-52 and Ford Trimotor thrown in - what's stylish about that?

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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It's trendy, me-too irony, like "rat look" and jeans with holes in. Bollocks in other words.

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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I've never set eyes on one of these beauties before.  Of course, it is a barn find. 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This cortina has been sale about 10 times in the last 5 years. One time in a copart auction and each time it's getting in to worse condition and has notably worse wheels fitted.

 

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It's easily identifiable because of this weird exhaust tow bar contraption it's had on it since the first time I saw it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Ghia-Mk-5-2-9-V6-engine-fitted-No-reserve/153040502338?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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Oh Christ this is horrible. Really horrible. However I need a floppytop to complete* my fleet and I got a half-hearted okay (or I 'heard' a half-hearted okay) from the girlfriend.

Finger currently hovered over 'IDIOT MODE ENGAGE' button.

Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Vogue-HSE-2002-diesel-Body-kit-19-alloys-upgraded-stereo/132641684780?hash=item1ee20f7d2c:g:bEYAAOSwQz1bDTz6

 

'Thiscar looks like a 15k car if I’m honest'

 

 

​This car looks like a 15 year old cat took 15k's worth of heroin and spent 15 seconds shitting it all back out if I'm honest.

Don’t you think that’s currently owned by the perfect person for it though?

 

The kind of person that would barely literally say “this looks like a 15k car if I’m honest”

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Oh Christ this is horrible. Really horrible. However I need a floppytop to complete* my fleet and I got a half-hearted okay (or I 'heard' a half-hearted okay) from the girlfriend.

Finger currently hovered over 'IDIOT MODE ENGAGE' button.

 

 

Won't somebody think of the neighbours ?

 

GIB.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Reverse trends, part 1:

 

People with clapped out old Beetles put ridiculous body kits on them to make them (supposedly) look like Porsches. This vendor has reversed the trend by putting a body kit onto his Porsche and making it look...well, fucking dreadful.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-911-3-4-CARRERA-CONVERTIBLE-RS-WIDE-BODY-KIT/282989400284?hash=item41e37b90dc:g:2owAAOSwukVbEBR0

 

 

'THE CAR LOOKS 50k WORTH'

 

 

...of glitter encrusted dog turds on Skegness beach?

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