eBay tat volume 3.

[brickwall]

Anyone's daughter getting hitched?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Ax/273183144403?hash=item3f9afbf9d3:g:bUQAAOSwTyZa2wmd

 

[Junkman]

Would you like to enjoy Americana but lack the funds?

 

Not a problem.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-SUNFIRE/253521012122

 

 

 

Just add a screaming chicken sticker to the bonnet.

[Junkman]

Errrr. Ahem. Ooof!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iso-Lele-Not-Maserati-Ferrari-Lamborghini-Rare-abandoned-restoration-project/302708771846

 

 

 

[clayts450]

Montego diesel estate with added flashing beacon to alert your neighbours to your prized chod. Suspiciously low mileage which even the seller concedes is a bit "doggy" along with the paintwork and the twin exsos.

 

 

Runcorn £500

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-montego-2.0td-estate/1297479786

[Cavcraft]

Montego diesel estate with added flashing beacon to alert your neighbours to your prized chod. Suspiciously low mileage which even the seller concedes is a bit "doggy" along with the paintwork and the twin exsos.

 

 

 

Runcorn £500

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-montego-2.0td-estate/1297479786

 

Messaged him/her a while back, awaiting response...

[Cavcraft]

Asthmatic truck, asthmatic owner

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-SHERPA-3-5T-RECOVERY-TRUCK/142781107324?hash=item213e6acc7c:g:RKIAAOSwwwRa6uhT

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Bristol-RELH-6G-ex-Royal-Blue-RDV433H/253596807218?hash=item3b0b8c3032:g:Of8AAOSwKc9a6N78

[Cavcraft]

Nobody is going to find a better way to spend £1,400 tonight.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-Fleetmaster-38-Ton-unit/142778242299?hash=item213e3f14fb:g:iQgAAOSwtdpa6Bwn

[Cavcraft]

£100's worth of incomplete scrap for £200

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-265-GLE/273187213355?hash=item3f9b3a102b:g:qTUAAOSw6qda5qx0

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-HYUNDAI-COUPE-1-6-SE-FULL-BODY-KIT-LOW-79K-FULL-MOT-LOVELY-DRIVE-PX-SWAPS/163031947598?hash=item25f576194e:g:0S4AAOSwvGVa7D8S

 

Let's ask Mike Brewer what he thinks...

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

'Domino Pimlico

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Domino-Pimlico-Kit-Car-with-Austin-Cooper-engine/222965208820?hash=item33e9c316f4:g:NVUAAOSwL7ta6hlF

 

"Lucy in the sky with diamonds"

 

John Lennon was fucking rubbish at Cluedo

[Cavcraft]

Here you go, £595 buys you £100's worth of what's left of a Mazda MX5

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX-5-1-8-VVT-kit-car-base-package-or-spares-GBS-Zero-Tiger/323238764722?hash=item4b428820b2:g:CUUAAOSwYBta7Amf

[richardmorris]

Nobody is going to find a better way to spend £1,400 tonight.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-Fleetmaster-38-Ton-unit/142778242299?hash=item213e3f14fb:g:iQgAAOSwtdpa6Bwn

Coke, wine and hookers?

[clayts450]

Messaged him/her a while back, awaiting response...

 

I'd have been more surprised if you hadn't, TBH.

 

Actually looks pretty decent from piccies and MoT history but suspect close up inspection may prove otherwise.

 

Ticks a few of my boxes (Rover, estate, sunroof) so watches with interest

[Junkman]

Nobody is going to find a better way to spend £1,400 tonight.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Foden-Fleetmaster-38-Ton-unit/142778242299?hash=item213e3f14fb:g:iQgAAOSwtdpa6Bwn

 

 

Yeah, I always wanted a Kärcher.

[Cavcraft]

Paging MAVIS GOOPFAR

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-xsara-picasso-been-in-garage-for-8years-dry-store/142782676105?hash=item213e82bc89:g:lqIAAOSwkVxa7GwC

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-EXCUSIVE-CONVERTIBLE-LIMITED-EDITION/323240705120?hash=item4b42a5bc60:g:rIMAAOSwPYpa7JgQ

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-750iL-1995-V12/183209469442?hash=item2aa822a602:g:2~wAAOSwTyZa4a5c

[Cavcraft]

'Emergency Deployment' conjures up images of some private helicopter squad who drop off supplies of Remy Martin Louis X1111 cognac to stuck up twats at Henley Regatta

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-Truck-chassis-and-cab-three-door-400-reliable-runner-NO-RESERVE/153009373596?hash=item23a011c19c:g:6dsAAOSwycxajs~i

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-1500-dolomite-1850-spares-or-repairs/123114535372?hash=item1caa32b9cc:g:J4wAAOSwV5Za7DH3

[cort16]

 

 

cannot be driven away

 

Why 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-volvo-s70-saloon-t5-5-speed-manual/222965426508?hash=item33e9c6694c:g:HzcAAOSw24Ra7Crb

[cort16]

Desirable summer motoring

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-megane-convertible-1-9dci-fsh-top-spec-spares-repair-bargain/323238473783?hash=item4b4283b037:g:sH8AAOSwruVa57dq

[Junkman]

That Sarah is delightfully shit.

[Aston Martin]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-750iL-1995-V12/183209469442?hash=item2aa822a602:g:2~wAAOSwTyZa4a5c

The seller is HairyWilly.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-500-SE-W126-Private-Plate-Original-Curtains-Dry-Stored-No-Reserve/222963308565

 

 

 

Or came out of storage in an unorthodox way.

Or possibly just stolen?

[Aston Martin]

750cc’s of homemade convertibleness.

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C974018

[Floatylight]

Base spec tidy MK3 Astra

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/116056925100239/permalink/1841620859210495/?sale_post_id=1841620859210495

 

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[Floatylight]

Base spec tidy MK3 Astra

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/116056925100239/permalink/1841620859210495/?sale_post_id=1841620859210495

 

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Some piccies

 

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[Skizzer]

This looks nice in the two rubbish pictures the seller has posted.  I like this colour.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C988971

[Skizzer]

HELL YEAH.  The opposite end of the same brochure as Bornite's megabase.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-2-3-Ghia/323240611045

 

 

The dash looks like the landscape of a Doctor Who planet on this one too.  Still would though, and yes I know these are more thirsty than a Pinto and no faster, and I don't care.  Best colour too.