eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

Striking, but no sunroof, so I'm out. Probably rusted to bits underneath anyway...

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1418034160.htm/?ca=17_s

 

 

[Dirk Diggler]

1997 Peugeot 306 mystery diesel sedan-300

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/great-condition-1997-peugeot-306-/18573389

[Dirk Diggler]

1997 Peugeot 306 mystery diesel sedan-300

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/great-condition-1997-peugeot-306-/18573389

[Dirk Diggler]

1995 AWD Justy - 450

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/all-for-sale/18571780

[davehedgehog31]

 

Sexual

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-PRISMA-INTEGRALE-TURBO-4WD/183188160027?hash=item2aa6dd7e1b:g:LqsAAOSwZ5Ra2e4W

Only masochists need apply.

[Dirk Diggler]

1992 Mazda mx6 - 'no rust, but needs work' -450

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/very-rare-1992-mazda-mx6-2-5-petrol-c-w-4ws/18569616

[clayts450]

Interesting* colour scheme - check

Blacked out windows - check

Black alloys - check

Interior where it is suspected a new race has been born - check

Turbot XUD - check

Veg friendly - check

Clayts has the hots - check

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-estate/163008754624?hash=item25f41433c0:g:8nsAAOSw0Lha1hmw

 

No doubt it'll be at £4500 by the time I next look at it...

[holbeck]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Project-Trailer/323212841988?hash=item4b40fc9404:g:oMIAAOSwqjNa1NzW

 

Tempting (sort of).

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Smiths-Cabac-85-1981/222934668266?hash=item33e7f113ea:g:Og4AAOSwskha2gO8

[davehedgehog31]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Smiths-Cabac-85-1981/222934668266?hash=item33e7f113ea:g:Og4AAOSwskha2gO8

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Olympian-Double-Decker-Bus/192516899776?hash=item2cd2e6c3c0:g:Q40AAOSww85abiVi

 

'Gardner engine'

 

 

 

[richardmorris]

 

I love these, would probably swap for the Scim, only to probably end up buying another Scimitar again. Aren't humans odd.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-LOTUS-ELAN-1-6-SE-TURBO/232738649399?hash=item36304df537:g:9HIAAOSwam1askaH

 

 

 

They’ve always seemed oddly proportioned to me. Too wide for the length.

[cort16]

This picture was taken on the nicest day of last years Summer

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/356928051493721

[cort16]

 

 

Nice wee car

 

I'm going to disagree

 

 

 

 

Also

 

 

 

needing new Clutch

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2082086485414223

[davehedgehog31]

They’ve always seemed oddly proportioned to me. Too wide for the length.

[Cavcraft]

Even the owner would rather try and push a stool out than be seen on this

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-reliant-custom-trike/282932566669?hash=item41e0185a8d:g:aLgAAOSwjS9a2Y2c

[Jim Bell]

 oddly proportioned to me. Too wide for the length.

 

 

 You sound like my wife, sir.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-rare-professionally-built-MIDTEC-SPYDER-kit-car/173279090595?hash=item28583d17a3:g:Ai8AAOSwT7Va1IbD

 

Big up for the Autoshite bus in the background.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eagle-SS-VW-Kit-car-project-Low-start-price-no-reserve-NEW-PHOTOS-ADDED/302710926553?hash=item467afa2cd9:g:sQEAAOSwodpa2hej

 

'has had the rear end modified which looks awesome'

 

 

Yes, looks absolutely 'awesome' and nothing whatsoever like you've just No-more-Nails-ed an office desk to the back of it, then made the interior out of the remains.

[richardmorris]

You sound like my wife, sir.

 

Two complaints of double entendres and it didn’t even occur to me!

 

I just think they’re oddly square.

[Cavcraft]

Bedford Bedquin 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CF-BEDQUIN-MOTORHOME-4-BIRTH/112951927343?hash=item1a4c75a22f:g:fMgAAOSwJhNay5Ek

 

Bedford bed, badly trimmed quim

 

[Cavcraft]

{sound of fat bloke hitting floor}

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-GL/323217640286?hash=item4b4145cb5e:g:JuIAAOSwfuBau5dp

[Jim Bell]

{sound of fat bloke hitting floor}

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-GL/323217640286?hash=item4b4145cb5e:g:JuIAAOSwfuBau5dp

 

 

*sound of second fat blokes trousers hitting the floor*

[egg]

'no corrosion' 

 

Aye, looks good

 

 

Holy crap!

 

[Junkman]

Cor. 'Magirus Faun' (sounds like Narnia speak to me), touch of 'y tho' like all the best French commerciales.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1419337301.htm/?ca=12_s

 

 

 

It's roughly as french as Hitler, though.

 

But this is French:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Panhard-Levassor-PL17-L1-1960-Suicide-Doors-Barn-Find-Project-LHD/401525134262

[320touring]

Lna fitted with a "Wonder and Charles" body kit*?

 

#paintitwiashovel

[egg]

Dizzle caddy with problems, not least its not yet registered in France (or maybe that's a good thing)

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1419798976.htm/?ca=12_s

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/58-Morris-Minor-Tax-Mot-exempt-Hot-Rod-Rat-look-platina/292531582082

 

 

platina

 

 

reason for sale is that I've just been told I'm going to be a grandad as my daughter is pregnant.

 

I've heard some stupid excuses in my life.

[capsuleboy]

Somebody who knows what they are doing post this one of mine up please.

eBay item number:263621464614...

[Jim Bell]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/58-Morris-Minor-Tax-Mot-exempt-Hot-Rod-Rat-look-platina/292531582082

 

 

 

I've heard some stupid excuses in my life.

 

 

ok

 

 

do paint