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Remove 1 x Morris Minor plug lead. 

 

Put on a really, really loose steering wheel cover, making sure you grease the Morris wheel first. 

 

Introduce 4 suitably-sized sockets or similar metal items into the silencer via the tailpipe.  

 

Every time  you buy a spare part put the same amount of money that it cost into an envelope and set fire to it.   

  

Arrange the headlamp switch so that it cannot progress beyond the first-click sidelight position.   

 

That should just about cover it.....

 

Pump the front tyres up to 150 PSI and release all air from the rear ones.

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The bike car! I'd love that thing.

It has no reverse. Useful.

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"There's one of everything tucked away in NZ" Nearly came true today. Opened the local car mag and an ad caught my eye. 

1976 Tatra for sale $60,000.

Ok, it is a bit rare here but see the above. 

Read the ad, car is in the Czech Republic and the phone no. starts with 042.

I can't say the ad is even slightly dodgy, but no thanks.

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There is a bloke in Colorado trying to sell a Series 3 Jaguar XJ6 to Australia through Australian magzines/websites.

 

http://www.justauto.com.au/justcars/cars-for-sale/1982-JAGUAR-XJ6-4.2-SERIES-III-JCM4087169?backurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justauto.com.au%2Fjustcars%2Fsearch%3Fsearch_type_make%3DJAGUAR%26keywords%3DWhat%2Bare%2Byou%2Blooking%2Bfor%253F%26current_page%3D2&backtext=Results

 

He wants $6000, this includes shipping to Oz.

 

I have been severely tempted to tell him that for $6000 I can easily get a RHD one that is all ready in Australia and drive it straight home that day.

Why would I buy one unseen from Colorado that is LHD and needs to be shipped here and made road worthy for the same money.

 

Twat.

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Boring but cheap 2 litre beater.

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201804155582982?radius=1500&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=sw97qe&year-to=2000&sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&year-from=1980&page=6

 

New battery, 4 new tyres and 4x new brake discs and pads in November 2017 - receipts included. MOT until November 2018 - no advisories

 

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Flippin heck, 900 euros, here's how to pay for your summer holiday. Carb XR3. Needs a water pump.

 

10 miles from St Malo.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1386025915.htm?ca=12_s

 

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And here we go, someone did go and get this back from France! They've fixed the water pump and straightened the bumper. Now in Haverhill.

 

Done the NOVA m9?

 

Watchlisted for interest, and just in case.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk3-escort-xr3-xr3i-LHD-French-registered/222926581834?hash=item33e775b04a:g:05kAAOSw5WNa1LYD

 

 

 

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Get on this! It's been downrated to 3.5 tonnes though, so a packet of carrots from the Co-op carelessly lobbed onto the back is going to see VOSA tearing you a new bum hole.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dodge-50-3-5-tonnes-drive-on-normal-license-Legal-Downrated/132585161661?hash=item1edeb103bd:g:BicAAOSwPBFa1JBs

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Boring but cheap 2 litre beater.

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201804155582982?radius=1500&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&postcode=sw97qe&year-to=2000&sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&year-from=1980&page=6

 

New battery, 4 new tyres and 4x new brake discs and pads in November 2017 - receipts included. MOT until November 2018 - no advisories

 

Finding this P11 strangely alluring for some reason - probably something to do with giffer ownerage and low mileage...

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