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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is cheap.  Bit tatty but diesel and with 9 months' test.  If I hadn't just bought the Shaguar I'd have been tempted.  In fact if it had a towbar I'd buy it anyway.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Christ that renner trafic is something else, the whole arse end of it seems to be home made

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Very well preserved car has been in long term storage
 
1124cc engine
 

£2,495

 

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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£2,495

 

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Another one from the James Hull collection with a massive mark up. £1200 plus fees it sold for

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Too brown to frown

 

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Unusual

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-BMW-735iL-E32-Manual-spares/302692904693?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D50981%26meid%3D14c5ddc2f4394e2fb45e8ed92029d323%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D142088346105%26itm%3D302692904693&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A8fcaf2a0-383e-11e8-856b-74dbd180640c%7Cparentrq%3A922321431620abc2c98ef172fffc0c45%7Ciid%3A1

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHARGER-MUSTANG-TORINO-GT-500-MUSCLE-CAR/192501673151?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D50981%26meid%3D14c5ddc2f4394e2fb45e8ed92029d323%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D8%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D142088346105%26itm%3D192501673151&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A8fcaf2a0-383e-11e8-856b-74dbd180640c%7Cparentrq%3A922321431620abc2c98ef172fffc0c45%7Ciid%3A1

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Christ that renner trafic is something else, the whole arse end of it seems to be home made

And the seller is called Indigo, apparently.  The mind boggles.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Another one from the James Hull collection with a massive mark up. £1200 plus fees it sold for

 

twice the price then, shame as looking at it superficially £1200 seems a good price.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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157/3 for effort

 

 

One picture...

 

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Two words...

 

 

'None runner' 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/secma-qpod-50cc/152971494293?hash=item239dcfc395:g:aMwAAOSwQ7haxQkt

 

 

​£800, ideal if you fancy reliving Roadwars and getting Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarl to pull you over at 11.30pm on a bypass.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'the cheapest Nissan vanette diesel camper van of all time'

 

 

I wonder if there's a reason for that?

 

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'Does need a light restoration'

 

I actually agree with that, because someone should restore the driver's side headlamp and throw the rest of the fucking thing INTO THE SEA

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-van-NISSAN-VANETTE-DIESEL-summer-is-coming-bargain-cheap/332609968705?hash=item4d71195a41:g:TvwAAOSwFHZavTmN

 

£850!

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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renault 25

£99 start

 

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"BEEN IN A GARAGE FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS"

"FULL SERVICE HISTORY"

 

"THIS CAR WILL ONLY NEED LIGHT RESTORATION

WE DONT HAVE IT RUNNING YET BUT WILL TRY TO HAVE IT RUNNING BEFORE IT GOES"

 

Title all lower case, description all capitals. Logical.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-25/273142956360?hash=item3f9896c148:g:mRcAAOSwCPdaxSQJ

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Ford Escort 19k miles ONLY-MOT-PRIVATE PLATE-CLASSIC-24 YEARs OF HISTORY

 

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Advert is written in actual English - with punctuation!

 

£1.00

0 bids

No reserve

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-19k-miles-ONLY-MOT-PRIVATE-PLATE-CLASSIC-24-YEARs-OF-HISTORY/162981588984?hash=item25f275aff8:g:cZcAAOSwA1paxTPf

 

Build date 1/3/94, first registered 30/8/94 (6 months) - shows how they couldn't shift these MK5s that quickly! Also, Mk5 special* editions are baffling. 

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Ford Escort 19k miles ONLY-MOT-PRIVATE PLATE-CLASSIC-24 YEARs OF HISTORY

 

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Advert is written in actual English - with punctuation!

 

£1.00

0 bids

No reserve

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-19k-miles-ONLY-MOT-PRIVATE-PLATE-CLASSIC-24-YEARs-OF-HISTORY/162981588984?hash=item25f275aff8:g:cZcAAOSwA1paxTPf

 

No wonder nobody is bidding on that. Its in Kent. Thats miles away.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Seriously.

 

Who THE FUCK does that?

 

WHO?  I need names for fuck's sake.

 

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There are some nice MK2s coming up at the moment, and every single one of them is automatic.  I'm fairly confident that it's no coincidence; the supply of nice 5 speeders has been hoovered up by the great unwashed, and only the cherished automatics remain.

 

The question IS - would I want one? 

 

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If the price is right.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Carlton door

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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are pleased to offer this delightful detached 1/2/3/0 bedroomed pied-a-terre residence in Horse Piss Lane, Crockheaton

 

 

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...affording unrivalled views all round and with duplex linked bijou en-suite caravan bathroom. Vendor assures us sign on front gate is fully removable and is just to deter thieves

 

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No onward chain, peaceful location and with OPP to knock down and rebuild elsewhere if wanted. 'Cargo Towers' is a unique opportunity for the first time buyer, discerning country home purchaser or penniless dickhead, and as sole agents we feel it won't be here for long. 

 

 

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A small programme of improvements would benefit the property, look at it as a blank canvas on which to put your own stamp

 

 

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Sale due to relocation. OIRO £650, may exchange for small one bedroomed games console in Leeds or surrounding areas. One requiring work considered, sorry nothing in BMX Bikes considered.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-CARGO-0813-5-SPEED-6-POT-DIESEL-RACEHOME-WAGON-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-EXPORT/263551192113?hash=item3d5ce00c31:g:~2gAAOSweDdatoYL

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