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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Event Horizon!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-TALBOT-HORIZON-1-3-LS-SERIES-2-5-SPEED-5-DOOR-ONLY-19950-MILES-PX-POSS/132528589491?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49920%26meid%3Dab91ade4439b4b7680377beda505a804%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D112878888623%26itm%3D132528589491&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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If Autoshite did the arcade down the beach.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ARCADE-GAME-COCA-COLA-BARN-FIND-KIDS-GAMES-COLLECTABLE/401507623877?hash=item5d7bb823c5:g:jdYAAOSwtJFaqpoQ&clk_rvr_id=1471810056716&rmvSB=true

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEGA-TOURING-CAR-CHAMPIONSHIP-CLASSIC-ARCADE-GAME-BARN-FIND-KID-GAME-COLLECTABLE/401507624831?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&clk_rvr_id=1471810357314&rmvSB=true

 

 

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Another x1/9.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C936349

 

I do know this car and owner, Lucio. I’ve met him a few times at brooklands.

 

It’s nice and low mileage, but not original as he’s fiddled with it- the reason he cooked the engine.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'And you join us live at Royal Alloyscourt for the 2018 Jonway Kipperlung Chopperbong moped Gold Cup.  With a record field of 12 runners, 8 non-starters and several refusals it's anyone's race...

 

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...Red hot favourite 'Muravey Tula' (sired by Lambretta Vespa and ridden by Elton John's Mum) starts at 2-1 on and looks a right goer

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-Vespa-Muravey-Tula-Trike/323154062781?hash=item4b3d7badbd:g:UAcAAOSwhiZafh8R

 

 

...second favourite is 'Dayton Albatross' ridden by a fat bloke who's shorts are too small. Worth a punt at 2-1

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EARLY-1957-MODEL-DAYTON-ALBATROSS-BEAUTIFUL-SCOOTER-ALL-READY-FOR-THE-SUMMER/162950790059?hash=item25f09fbbab:g:tWsAAOSwAfparPs2

 

Rest of the field include:

 

​IWL Pitty (sired by 'Hover cat' and 'patina')

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IWL-Pitty-Scooter-1956/323145578028?hash=item4b3cfa362c:g:PPoAAOSwhuxaqb5j

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Antique-1958-Cezeta-501-with-matching-PAV-40-Trailer/123021111916?hash=item1ca4a1326c:g:dakAAOSwyfRalCvC

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-Meister-Moped-50cc-Very-Rare-Classic-Bike/202241413136?hash=item2f16871010:g:9DYAAOSwO6halA6N

 

 

And...they're off. Over to Clare who's at the first corner and seems to be displaying her best coming face...

 

 

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'The sound and smell of those two strokes has literally got me fizzing at the bunghole here, Derek. IWL Pitty takes the lead and Albatross is three lengths behind, over to John

 

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​'Yeah talking of that, Clare, I wouldn't mind being a length behind that bird on Muravey Tula, she'd certainly get a good whipping. But let's take up commentary two fences out, where...

 

Dwayne Dazzer Dazzlington is riding 'Bee-in-a-biscuit-tin'. Amazing scenes, as he's literally come from the back of the field, a rank outsider. His last race was the 2.00am Police Chase at Selly Oaks council estate, where he cleared two fences despite being hampered by 'Roadwars' and finally getting pulled in by 'Old Bill Helicopter'

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Typhoon-50cc-Scooter-Moped-De-restricted/173221446514?hash=item2854cd8372:g:bXAAAOSw3W5arQKV

 

 

But the winner was the 10/1 Cezeta who took it by a nose

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cezeta-502-Scooter/263553190750?hash=item3d5cfe8b5e:g:yTEAAOSwaadaq8H~

 

 

 

None runners:

 

Jonway Madness (disqualified for lying about needing a battery)

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jonway-Madness-sporting-125cc-scooter/282891206657?hash=item41dda14001:g:wbcAAOSwroZar9-v

 

 

and Taiwan Golden Showers (disqualified for racing mirrors)

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-TAIWAN-GOLDEN-BEE-303-R-HAWK-125-STARTS-RIDES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/222331074693?hash=item33c3f6f885:g:9HgAAOSwux5YPvMi

 

 

Tune in next week where we go live to the Stan Laurel memorial trophy sponsored by Rigger Boots. Early betting suggests 'Stolen Farina' will be favourite, with 'HIAB UR GRANNY' close behind.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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clean through out inside and outside

 

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Thinking must be painful for this poor soul.

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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I cannot stand rubbish in cars so how that Suzuki seller can sleep at night is beyond me

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I cannot stand rubbish in cars so how that Suzuki seller can sleep at night is beyond me

 

But why that photo? It's like they sat in it and deliberately took a photo of the rubbish for the ad.

davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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But why that photo? It's like they sat in it and deliberately took a photo of the rubbish for the ad.

Looks like the ash tray is full of fag ends too.

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