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*Watch listed

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Ford-Focus-1-8-Millennium-Ltd-Edn-5-door-No-136-out-of-1000/253471686722?hash=item3b04170042:g:SkEAAOSwz7NafYQk

 

Location: Leigh-on-sea

 

Seller's missed a trick by not calling himself The Master Butcher 

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Ha, you out-Millenniumed me!

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Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

 

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Where's that photo of a push along dog when you need it?

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I see your Horizon, and I raise you an Alpine

 

I quite like these, but I swear they left the factory looking this shabby.  The one that lived opposite us in the '80s only looked a little bit better than this.

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The Tragedy of Julia's Scooter

 

 

Who is it in the press that calls on me?

I hear a motor, shitter than all the music,
Cry 'scooter!' Speak; scooter is turn'd to hear.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NIPPI-TRIPPI-THREE-WHEEL-TWO-STROKE-POWERED-MOBILITY-SCOOTER/192473800893?hash=item2cd05520bd:g:AJsAAOSw3ZBanR~2

 

Stand you directly in Fabric Lei's way,
When he doth run his CBT course. Arseolious!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fabric-LEI-Moped-W-Reg-1981-Number-Plate-VVW-872W/282870349790?hash=item41dc62ffde:g:Am8AAOSwJ6laiC4C

 

A resprayer bids you beware the rides of March.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-moped/282867779625?hash=item41dc3bc829:g:kSoAAOSw8R9amTQQ

 

Beware the rides of March for VodkaShots be uponeth

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Voshod-2-USSR-motorcycle-1973-cossack-vintage-neval-Satra-barn-find/263535442779?hash=item3d5befbb5b:g:tQcAAOSwGSZansCb

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Meanwhile, over in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

 

2001 PONTIAC AZTEK 6CLY

LEATHER SEATS

AWD

 

Flights from £688

 

RoRo shipping with autoshippers to Southampton for £796, they say.

 

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https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/2001-pontiac-aztek/6514643094.html

 

 

Will be a nice drive popping it down to New York's port authority. 

 

But best take some trousers though.

 

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If I was going to have another grey car it would have to be that Lincoln.  Strangely, no mention of MoT, which makes me suspect it's a weldathon waiting to happen.

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It's in Chester somewhere Ed, happy to have a shufty if wanted.

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Thanks Billy, but I can't spare the money.  Not that it'll go for any price I could afford anyway!

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Grr.  I've wanted a Millennium Focus since the day a colleague at the BBC rolled in with a Ka version in 2001.  I got so, so close to buying one in 2013 - the garage selling it said "ach - we've got someone after that".  He hadn't paid a deposit, or driven it, or been into the shop in a month - but they still wouldn't f**king sell it to me.

 

I hope that, sometime soon, a 2 owner 100k example will come up for £800 or whatever and I can just nip around the corner and get it.  But with every year that passes they're getting more and more scarce and more and more shit (not shite)

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That V8 Shirka ex met plod van is of this place, owner bored already?

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Grr.  I've wanted a Millennium Focus since the day a colleague at the BBC rolled in with a Ka version in 2001.  I got so, so close to buying one in 2013 - the garage selling it said "ach - we've got someone after that".  He hadn't paid a deposit, or driven it, or been into the shop in a month - but they still wouldn't f**king sell it to me.

 

I hope that, sometime soon, a 2 owner 100k example will come up for £800 or whatever and I can just nip around the corner and get it.  But with every year that passes they're getting more and more scarce and more and more shit (not shite)

 

Yeah, they're defo getting worse at time rages on. Someone somewhere will know how many are left, plus they should be a half decent investment if you've got long enough.

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But with every year that passes they're getting more and more scarce and more and more shit (not shite)

 

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The MOT has now run out on the Romford one, so though it's up at £695, a cheeky offer might tempt the dealer and drive home to a pre-booked test.

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