eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-truck-L-D-V-pick-up-tipper-truck-200-series/152938389272

 

 

good breaks

 

 

hooter working

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-190e-W201-2-6-auto-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/183117912718

 

 

Bingo!

 

[Junkman]

Pingu is trying to sell a wedding car for five year olds.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wedding-car-for-sale/253478425959

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W123/183117245446

 

 

it needs a new carbouretta

[Junkman]

Pure class.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-1986/132526135889

 

 

Oh dear.

 

 

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-Taunus-17m-P3-1964-Barn-Find-Project/282876557368

 

 

Car appears to be all complete

 

 

there is no battery

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GLAS-ISAR-GOGGOMOBIL-T700-ROYAL-2DR-LHD-1960-GERMAN-BUBBLE-STYLE-RARE-PROJECT/372242955140

 

What a waste of shipping space.

 

It's fucked, I have you know.

[Junkman]

Make your future collections a pip.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1929-ford-AA-truck-model-A/222873822573

[pilninggas]

From Sierras to ploughshares:

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tractor-parts/vintage-ploughs-x-2/1290092523

[Junkman]

You will never guess inside what kind of structure this was found.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-nova-barn-find/142716314590

 

 

Being sold for full restoration

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-London-cab-Fairway-taxi-with-MOT-Mobile-but-could-do-with-attention/253478787907

 

 

could do with attention

 

It's fucked.

[Squire_Dawson]

Pingu is trying to sell a wedding car for five year olds.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wedding-car-for-sale/253478425959

 

 

The worry is, adult people will have actually hired this thing thinking 'how nice and what a good idea'.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-500SEC-110000-MILEAGE-FACE-LIFT-HUGE-SPEC-EXCELLENT-CONDITION/232692584861

 

 

 

I'm just leaving this here for a moment...

[Junkman]

The worry is, adult people will have actually hired this thing thinking 'how nice and what a good idea'.

 

A wedding is roughly as good an idea as a funeral.

[Asimo]

But no one has a second funeral if the first one was a failure, and by and large, the cars are better.

[dozeydustman]

Local to me. I'm not sure how well Faceache marketplace links come up on here, so apologies if it don't work. Less than £300 nicker. Just.

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/401896310236356/?ref=netego_ssfy_www

[dozeydustman]

Anyone fancy fetching this for me? Always fancied one of these, not sure why though...

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1395454307.htm?ca=12_sIMG_0277.JPG

 

 

It's because it looks like a tiny little Simca 1100, that's why 

[cort16]

K-series Freelander Commercial with a borked engine. Reading the advert is like trying to consume a packet of opel fruits via osmosis through your eyeballs

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-S-W-B-Freelander-1-Commercial-Former-Land-Rover-Fleet-Vehicle/263537886925?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[busmansholiday]

But no one has a second funeral if the first one was a failure, and by and large, the cars are better.

Sometimes your funeral gets cancelled for odd reasons, usually not because your not dead so a second one is possible. I say this because when my father died we managed to get him in on a cancellation at the local crem. He'd have enjoyed that.

[busmansholiday]

K-series Freelander Commercial with a borked engine. Reading the advert is like trying to consume a packet of opel fruits via osmosis through your eyeballs

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-S-W-B-Freelander-1-Commercial-Former-Land-Rover-Fleet-Vehicle/263537886925?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

Christ, I wish I was red green colour blind !

[spike60]

1725 auto Hunter, 31k miles. Looking very shiny.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-HILLMAN-HUNTER-1725-GL-AUTOMATIC-31-000-MILES-1-YEARS-MOT/122981550971?hash=item1ca2458b7b:g:p0gAAOSwk99ajuHb

 

[cort16]

Looks decent for 500 quid

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201803064293457

[spike60]

1973 Left hooker DS. Bit crusty but probably not expensive for one of these.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-citroen-ds/273092760674?hash=item3f9598d462:g:iRcAAOSwxOFaW6yr

 

 

[spike60]

Tidy 525i auto with 60k.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-525i-SE-Auto-1990-60-000-miles-with-full-history-YOU-WILL-NOT-FIND-BETTER/232691545949?hash=item362d7f375d:g:EWIAAOSwla1ahXnO

 

[spike60]

Cheap XR2i with lock damage but tested. Bit doggy.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Xr2i/253473893846?hash=item3b0438add6:g:ROgAAOSwp7tacC7l

 

[spike60]

I like this so much I'll post it again, last time it was about £2k dearer. Yum.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Murena-2-2-fabulous-mega-Rare-classic-coupe-reduced-for-fast-sale/302644479553?hash=item4677044641:g:n-gAAOSw5dlaPpB1

 

 

 

[Matt]

K-series Freelander Commercial with a borked engine. Reading the advert is like trying to consume a packet of opel fruits via osmosis through your eyeballs

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-S-W-B-Freelander-1-Commercial-Former-Land-Rover-Fleet-Vehicle/263537886925?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

 

Jesus christ. What goes through the mind of people who write ads like this?

[billy_bunter]

Jesus christ. What goes through the mind of people who write ads like this?

 

 

fruit loops up the arse?

 

Sorry got the wrong

 

opel fruits through the eye

[Matt]

Spotlight fetish = pleased

 

 

5 pot too!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-coupe-1985/282876521638?hash=item41dcc12ca6:g:Yq4AAOSwkhNaoYZ~

[Felly Magic]

Paging Bornidenty to the beige phone, you have a call on line one, NOS mk1 Sierra rear bumper, yes it is grey!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-Rear-bumper-NOS/263336888656?fits=Car+Make%3AFord%7CModel%3ASierra&hash=item3d501a0950:g:BKkAAOSwvfZaAM52