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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Childs Play

 

2 door classic 1991 donor Range Rover amazing structurally,

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-door-classic-1991-donor-Range-Rover-amazing-structurally/253267073223?hash=item3af7e4d8c7:g:9SMAAOSwHNxaEYNv

 

Go on tell me more...

 

I brought this back from spain this week after finding it whilst on a trip in spain earlier this year, i'd commited to buying it off the elderly farmer owner and it gave me an excuse to stock up on wine!!

 

 

 

Ok, paperwork?

 

 

a child could convert this to RHD and register it here,

 

 

yes yes, Nova?

 

there is no paperwork with it, but the chassis tags and numbers are there to obtain a log book.

 

 

 

Fuck me, anything else?

 

it doesnt run

 

 

 

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaiser/222732352269

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I just posted a brown Kaiser into this thread.

Jesus. I'd absolutely love one but imagine trying to get spares!

"Hello, ECP? Yes I'd like a thrust release bearing for a Kaiser please? No not a Quashqai, a Kaiser. What do you mean you've never heard of an obscure 50s yank marque which never sold well in it's home market and folded after 8 years"

chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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Would you like to have eye cancer?

 

Step right this way, sir.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-triumph-tr7-coupe-v8-MOUSERATI/232574737629

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Mongerati, more aptly.

I have an insatiable desire to buy this off him for a lot less, when it's failed to reach his asking, track down the perpetrator, then document in the most minute detail with extreme prejudice, how i return it to stock condition while burning every piece of shitty tat he's nailed to the poor thing, then post said document on the misguided lecturer's Farcebook page and his favourite car forum, and in his local newspaper.

The twat.

 

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaiser/222732352269

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I just posted a brown Kaiser into this thread.

WOW, just...... WOW!!!

 

how ace is that Kaiser, bloody brilliant, thats what!!

 

it makes what i'm going to post look expensive (it is, very expensive) and stupid (cos, well it is)

 

BUT, its a classic jaguar* for £22k.

 

wants to be something bloody amazing, for that, doesn't it?

 

well i think it is..... when it looks like this

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1930-Austin-Seven-Swallow-Series-1-Saloon-Classic-Car-Vintage-Pre-War-Jaguar/172988949062?hash=item2846f1e246:g:o4IAAOSw0ndZ5no7

 

looks good from behind too

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i dig the bonnet mascot too

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and it has a proper jag wood an leather interior

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best of all, THERE IS A SMOKING HATCH!!

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That yellow Renner 11 is totally fantastic, I would lick that till it was a perfect 'bar of soap' shape

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Megane Coupe in interesting company. BMW M3, Ferrari Mondial, Porsche 944 and a Corsa B? Weird.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megane-2-0-Phase-1-Coupe-78-000-mls-5-11-turbo-alternative/232463164714?hash=item361fe2652a:g:lusAAOSwtS1ZoCBS

 

Too expensive? Too white roomy? Here's a cheaper one with fuzzy phone photos.

 

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https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/JPUAAOSwAaJaEUxj/s-l1600.jpg

 

I'll stop with the yellow cars now.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Jesus. I'd absolutely love one but imagine trying to get spares!

"Hello, ECP? Yes I'd like a thrust release bearing for a Kaiser please?

 

It's an auto, ffs.

 

GIB.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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If that Kaiser was a '53 the deal would already be done. I think if youre going to have one, it has to be the right one, no?

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