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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Talking about three pointed stars...fly tipping anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cars/172955459231

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FUCK NO!

Not as a gift!  I used to drive one of these (ok, a 308) for work.  Fucking never again!  I'm convinced it's at least 30% of the cause of my bad back, plus it was just a horrible and inadequate thing anyway.  And those are the kindest things I can say about it.

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MiniMort Rank: BL Wedge

MiniMort

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What’s the seller on about? You can’t improve on perfection!

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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FUCK NO!

Not as a gift!  I used to drive one of these (ok, a 308) for work.  Fucking never again!  I'm convinced it's at least 30% of the cause of my bad back, plus it was just a horrible and inadequate thing anyway.  And those are the kindest things I can say about it.

 

See, that's what I say about each and every three pointed star thing I ever had.

It's in stark contrast to things with a Pentastar.

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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See, that's what I say about each and every three pointed star thing I ever had.

It's in stark contrast to things with a Pentastar.

 

It's exactly why I'll never own one!  Also why I'm extremely likely to own further Pentas.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Look at the pissing state of this thing

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-320i-Wide-Body-Extremely-Rare-Show-Car-Modified-Alpine-white/332430251541?hash=item4d66631615:g:xKwAAOSwQcJZ9h9F

 

'no test pilots or dreamers'

 

£5,900.00 0 bids

 

​It looks like someone who works in a wheelie bin factory just took a load of offcuts home, drank several pints of vodka and wheeled out the power saw and self tappers.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Look at the pissing state of this thing

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-320i-Wide-Body-Extremely-Rare-Show-Car-Modified-Alpine-white/332430251541?hash=item4d66631615:g:xKwAAOSwQcJZ9h9F

 

'no test pilots or dreamers'

 

£5,900.00 0 bids

 

​It looks like someone who works in a wheelie bin factory just took a load of offcuts home, drank several pints of vodka and wheeled out the power saw and self tappers.

 

You are wrong. It actually looks okay. Needs the interior replacing with roll cage, fire ex, buckets and 5 point harnesses, but it has potential.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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How could you improve on that? It's magnificent!

 

 

By converting it to the n/a lump?

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Yo, 3 litre straight 6 Metro boyeeee

 

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You'd imagine this would be being sold by a gangsta sounding dude who talks rap.

 

You'd be wrong.

 

 

 

£700, WCPGW ?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-metro-/1273247777

 

FWD?, RWD ? Mid engine ? rear engine ? AWD ? Engine made by who? One picture suggests he's not trying to sell it.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I love the polite way the forum members point out it might actually be cheaper to insure if it were registered as a 1.8 rather than the 1.1 that the DVLA think it is. Nudge nudge wink wink more expensive tax

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-combo/202098547431?hash=item2f0e031ae7:g:uV0AAOSwYc5Z9xSy

 

You'll be sorry when these disappear from sight completely.

You know what, we will!  Vans lead a hard life and just get thrown away, so any that survive are a bonus.  Listing written by a real person too, someone who probably should be on here!

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