eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

John Virgo death ramp bus security, how may I help?

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Van-Hool-Custom-Motorhome-RV/282712566800?hash=item41d2fb6c10:g:cKEAAOSw43hZ7e7I

[Lankytim]

Renault "Megan's" 30k 1 owner MOT £100

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megans-1-6-Alize-1999/162724415812?hash=item25e3218944:g:4G8AAOSwPIhZ73Vf

 

[Lankytim]

Uno. Less than pristine.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-uno-mk1-barn-find-spares-repairs/172947501317?hash=item2844797105:g:BfYAAOSws0lZ8P4z

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-oldsmobile-98-cali-import-2-door-coupe-new-mot-and-v5regd/282697582368?hash=item41d216c720:g:JBQAAOSwCPdZ5Z-5

 

brown.........

 

nothing else to say about this 

 

but, brown........

 

[Cavcraft]

Holden tight to your dreams

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Holden-barn-find-spares-or-custom-project/292310580241?hash=item440f117c11:g:0QQAAOSwW6BZ9bPh

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Hijet-Custom-flat-bed/222697350972?hash=item33d9cbe73c:g:tgoAAOSwC11ZvqXS

[Cavcraft]

 

'That right bit of stuff Sophie Ellis Bexter couldn't 'alf knock some tunes out . But what you didn't know dear listeners, was that she literally DID have 'murder on the dance floor' after someone jumbled her tits up in the Heaven & Hell Nitespot on Blackpool's north shore, and she pulled a knife on the fucker' 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-yamaha-xj900/162728600369?hash=item25e3616331:g:2UIAAOSwfjRZ9ITP

[Cavcraft]

 

THRILL SEEKERS HOLIDAYS, HOW MAY I HELP?

 

'Yeah yeah, alright love, I've done extreme ironing, extreme water sports, jumped off the top off the Eiffel tower, drove an Iveco 75E14 for 200 yards and came down the side of Snowdon locked in a fridge. What can you offer me?

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-camper-rooftop/122777070510?hash=item1c96156bae:g:aj8AAOSwCJxZ843s

 

'it’s all done in ww1 artwork'

 

 

'I’ve spent £7000 on this of which was £2000 alone on the top of the range roof tent'

 

​Trust me, the other pictures are far, far worse. You have been warned.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fuck me thats bad. You just know the guy is a hardcore poppy nazi and rabid Brexiter too

[eddyramrod]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-oldsmobile-98-cali-import-2-door-coupe-new-mot-and-v5regd/282697582368?hash=item41d216c720:g:JBQAAOSwCPdZ5Z-5

 

brown.........

 

nothing else to say about this 

 

but, brown........

 

You need to buy that.  You or Joloke!

[egg]

Fuck me thats bad. You just know the guy is a hardcore poppy nazi and rabid Brexiter too

 

And probably watches lots of American 'prepper' videos on youtube...

[Hertz]

Whoa!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-NISSAN-CHERRY-1-5-TURBO-21-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-WITH-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY/182864068123?hash=item2a938c3e1b:g:GZoAAOSwxKBZ9jVR

[Hertz]

Hmmm.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-amazon/172954506099?hash=item2844e45373:g:~I4AAOSwb3lZ9jUH

[wuvvum]

I don't think I've ever met a "freelance coach driver" before.  I'm not sure I want to now.

[Asimo]

That R5 on the previous page is lovely, but this is even lovelier, has the dash-change and it more than a grand cheaper. If I had some money it would already be mine.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1323929865.htm?ca=12_s

That is lovely, the perfect small car!

[Hertz]

Posh Sherpa Camper.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Pilot-Retro-Campervan/112622152935?hash=item1a38cdace7:g:hDQAAOSwehZZ9j6I

[wuvvum]

Holden tight to your dreams

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Holden-barn-find-spares-or-custom-project/292310580241?hash=item440f117c11:g:0QQAAOSwW6BZ9bPh

Didn't Toadie off of Neighbours drive a yellow one of these?

[Hertz]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-Mi16-Barn-find-restoration-project-or-205-GTI-conversion/182864127338?hash=item2a938d256a:g:UB4AAOSwGhZZqeO1

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Trigger happy.

1979 Triumph Dolomite 1500 SE https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F132380082922

[Hertz]

Posh Crab.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-litre-barn-find/182861858918?hash=item2a936a8866:g:rE4AAOSwry1Z9MhG

[Hertz]

Jesus! This is the business.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-E-reg-Renault-25-Monaco-Same-owners-from-new-Only-51k-NO-RESERVE/112622234840?hash=item1a38ceecd8:g:DOcAAOSwQcJZ9jPX

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C919635

 

BEIGE!!

 

[wuvvum]

Cheap 3-headed monster in Billy's neck of the woods.

 

[clayts450]

626 with free Bill Bailey lookalike in driver's seat, £340 lo-miles, Telford

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mazda/mazda-626-last-owner-17-years/1273105335

[wuvvum]

It's f***ed, Gromit lad.

 

 

Not as f***ed as this one mind.

 

[clayts450]

Smokey Roadster which could be *fun for £300

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/smart/smart-roadster-700-cc.-blue-smoke-problem-other-than-that-car-runs-great./1273089513

[Cavcraft]

Cheap 3-headed monster in Billy's neck of the woods.

 

 

 

LOLZ, literally round the corner. I'm pretty sure Barbara_Cartland likes to cock his leg on this. 

 

*Adds to watch list.

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Ecort-mk5-12000-genuine-miles/142556897260?hash=item21310d9fec:g:tusAAOSwZPZZ9jhK

 

 

 

 

GENUINE 11918 MILES

 

 

Yeah, all of them along the offside kerb by the look of it.

[TRW]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-mk1-ford-orion-1-6-ghia-automatic-with-just-21-270-miles-from-new/253201742254?hash=item3af3fff9ae:g:F0MAAOSwnNFZsoxX

 

£7.5 K for an Orion with 21 thou on the clock. That is its list price when new, surely?
 

[Felly Magic]

I'm sure that Onion has been for sale for well over a year, now with obscured numberplates, not worth anywhere near that price