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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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There's a couple of details I'd change, but otherwise, I like this.

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https://www.nettiauto.com/datsun/100/9150035

I had one of these as my first car back in 1985, it was rotten then. I do know that you can fit a Renault 5 boutique front spoiler on them and it looks pretty good. I also fitted an Alfasud rear spoiler but I don't think that worked as well. The poor thing died when I met a brand new mk2 Cavalier cdi on a narrow lane, it put the front wheel through the floor it was so rotten and just scuffed the paint on the Cavalier.

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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It's an automatic, they're shit.

 

And if the autobox isn't broken now, I guarantee it will be in about 53 seconds.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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I loves the '100% Japanese reliability' comment on the Ford Mazda...lol

 

And the wheel trims obviously need to get in the sea.

Only on one side, it has two oem ones.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Most misleading advert ever.

 

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A AS NEW 2.5DI ENGINE

WAS GOING TO FIT IN THE TRUCK IN PHOTOS BUT PUT A V6 IN FOR THE CUSTOMER INSTEAD AS YOU CAN SEE FROM PHOTOS

Ford Transit MK2

Kind of suggests that the advert is for an entire Transit. No mention in the title that it's just an engine, and even the lead photo is a photo of an entire Transit.

 

 

Verdict: bell-end.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Check out this poor fucker. Hope it's of use in parts for someone.

 

I've always wanted a little 104, and only bought her a few months ago, but I have now decided to have a major clearout of cars, parts and projects so she has to go

 

It's fucked.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ULTRA-RARE-1978-PEUGEOT-104-SL-1-1-MANUAL-5DR-RESTO-BARN-FIND-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/142561195661?hash=item21314f368d:g:n6QAAOSwXrdZ-gq3

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

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I had one of these as my first car back in 1985, it was rotten then. I do know that you can fit a Renault 5 boutique front spoiler on them and it looks pretty good. I also fitted an Alfasud rear spoiler but I don't think that worked as well. The poor thing died when I met a brand new mk2 Cavalier cdi on a narrow lane, it put the front wheel through the floor it was so rotten and just scuffed the paint on the Cavalier.

That sounds suspiciously like something that would happen in My Summer Car. For those who don't know, the main car in the game is a Datsun Cherry just like that and it also features Cavaliers (well Vectras cos Finland). Are you sure you didn't grow up in the small Finnish town of Perajarvi?

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Ring Ring

 

"Ello Death traps are us how can I help you?"

 

"Ello Boyo, yes my grand pops ex snooker legend Terry Griffiths is being slow as usual and won't pop off this mortal coil so I can cash in"

 

"Go on.."

 

"Well I can just see him on one of those Trike things heading out of Swansea and having a mishap when he goes for a down change"

 

"Leave it with us Sir be ready next week"

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike/232545852257?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3Dfd4b681ec4004807a971bfa5ed8b70f5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D232547209024&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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holbeck Rank: Renault 16

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Disclaimer: Reading the ad will make your brain go mushy mushy.

 

What like telephoning someone in Japan?

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