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Dirk Diggler Rank: Citroen Ami

Dirk Diggler

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I love these; here's one that was immaculate two years ago, used to see it north side and city centre Dublin regularly; now crashed. It's apparently a Brazilian import; I'd love to know the story that brought it here when it was nearly new (Wicklow reg, would have had to have been issued in the 80s)

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1976-vw-passat-mk1-coupe-lhd/16855961

Crusty Sills Rank: Citroen Ami

Crusty Sills

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I see ex junkman LTD is back up for sale. Can't put ad up at the mo.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Strut top mounts look remarkably intact, shame about the rest like!

 

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I thought that, my pretty smart 1971 1100 was turning to cornflakes there in 1979. This was back when nearly all Escorts were 1100 or possibly a 1300 XL, TC/RS etc weren't the reality for most folk.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Slightly unsure about posting these as it's Autoshite, and these are very capable old crates.  Anyway - be like me in your 1990s Purple Toyota.

 

Smoller and more economcal than I.

 

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How fit does this look in tuscan plum with the boot?  Answer - very. Very fit.

 

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Shame someone's vomited on the fascia.

 

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Still - 100% would if the price isn't firm.  Probably the last car you'd ever need to buy.  

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Furthermore, here's another chance to be like me in your shitty red ford with non colour coded bumpers.

 

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I find it VERY LOL that they started using the Mexico name on these again.  Jesus wept.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!

 

WHAT? FFS!

 

​Dad's left the bog seat up again!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E-Rider-Moda-Electric-Moped-2-weeks-Old/172960728603?hash=item284543461b:g:48UAAOSwiBJZ-xQK

 

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Kudos for doing 64 miles a week on this.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks incredibly awful

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Custom-Deluxe-10-triple-axle-camper-van-v8-diesel-manual-motorhome/152770919432?hash=item2391db3c08:g:By4AAOSwJtdZ-0M-

 

'Its big. Its ugly. Its dirty. It doesn't go'

 

ATCNBE?

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Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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Going back to that 1200 quid Senator. Would the high spec engine plus cloth interior suggest it being ex-plod?

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Going back to that 1200 quid Senator. Would the high spec engine plus cloth interior suggest it being ex-plod?

Unlikely, as it seems to be CD spec cloth , plus the metallic paint, automatic box and aircon, none of which were usually found on Police cars at that time, although some very late ( M reg ) Police cars did exist with full civilian spec, including sunroof etc. This was when only the Police wanted them.

 

Somewhere there is(or was) an Imperial Green manual 24v on an L , It has a manual factory fitted sunroof( after my brother stitched a secondhand roof skin into it) and full leather. But no aircon, cruise, OBC or switchable dampers, must have confused the shit out people. Went like fook with no cats and a twin straight through system too.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Thats a bit of a sad old thing innit. But somehow those Mk1 800's seem such a cool motor now, what a great way to get about.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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Good morning, Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

 

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'Yo, bint, you still offering anything goes?'

 

​Certainly, sir. You draft it, we'll craft it.

 

'Ok love, I'll have Spike Milligan in a balaclava playing guitar next to Clint Eastwood on saxophone, just after they've finished their shift in the coal mine' 

 

​It'll be ready Friday, sir...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vespa-PX-200/142557321158?hash=item21311417c6:g:e7YAAOSwBkRZ9pkd

 

'Some Questions I have been asked: 

 

Q) have you tried putting jam on your boots?

A) Why?

Q) Invite your trousers down for tea

 

​Q) It's Roy Kinnear here, how's the scooter going?

​A) Dad, I think I got it wrong again!

 

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