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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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How do I put this...?

 

If I hadn't bought my Mondeo a month ago, I'd be all over this like a tramp on chips. That's MEGAVALUE.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Not seen this on the last few pages so I'm assuming it's not a re-post.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-estate/182813059544?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3D0f674f5c7bf74373a27dbfc74876da57%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332407426602&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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+1 on the fantasticness of the Chevette estate. Fingers crossed some RED TOP bellend doesn't buy it.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Oh, it will receive a Red or something Japanese, springs cut, etc.  That's guaranteed.

 

Was speaking about Chevettes to some fellas in their early 30s the other day.  I reckon from that, Chevettes will be very valuable pretty soon, probably going well past Victor values

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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"Does it have door-mirrors?".

. Why, yes, it does! Great big fuck-off ones.

 

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One on this side too. And another bolted on to the front bumper. And bars on the rooftop in case you want to sit up there with a banjo or shatgun. Yee haaarh.

 

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Imagine cycling along a quiet country lane just minding your own business and this passes you at speed.

 

"What was tha'-noise back ther, Billy-Bob?".

- "Oh tha's jes some more darn roadkill Betsy-Lou. Can see it in tha mirrur".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-F350-Dually-1988-XLT-Lariat-Pick-Up-Truck/253197216657?_trkparms=aid=888007&algo=DISC.MBE&ao=1&asc=46150&meid=bf833d0f747e49399ff0782268c47a9d&pid=100009&rk=2&rkt=2&sd=162706401768&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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This has just popped up on Gumtree in Wisbech.  Doesn't look too bad, missing C-pillar trimz notwithstanding.

 

'twould be me selling this!  It's been on CarandClassic for a fortnight without any interest (or anyone on here spotting it).

 

Decided against advertising on here as the price I'd like is a bit out of the league of bargain chod offered on these pages (it astounds me how little you can pay for fully functioning vehicles).  Obviously if anyone here is interested then please get in touch.

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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^^ Don't all insurers actually check these bloody whiplash claims? My OH's old car ended up more bent than the great suprendo thanks to an old boy in a Transit. She unsurprisingly had neck pains going from 50 to zero in not-a-very-long-distance, yet had to jump through hoops to actually prove that she wasn't taking the piss.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This car's face looks like Captain Mainwaring and Ronnie Barker as Siamese twins sharing a mouth

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Singer-Vogue-Hillman-hotrod-custom-/122748347725?hash=item1c945f254d:g:72QAAOSwmblZ3Of9

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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“Losing that new car feel (tick), pulls like a train (check - you are thinking British Rail Inter City 125 - I am thinking Ivor the Engine when he has a cold and his fire box is out), Only got 2 round wheels/drinks more oil than petrol/Usual VW reliability (haha) followed by (wait for it) but it has never bothered me (tick that cliche off). That there Ladies and Gentlemen is the mother of all caveat emptor. Can we not forget also - first to see will buy (how do you know you are the first ti view it - but check). Wait there's more - I know what it is worth so no silly offers (oh yes another pearl fresh out of the book of stupid car sales phrases - got that one down).

 

Wait there are more phrases in the main description I am just getting going.......”

 

Hartlepool

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-1-6S-Pulls-like-a-train-nowt-works-but-never-bothered-me-blah-blah-/112593211097

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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NO MOT REQUIRED!!! - Yay!

 

 

NO TAX REQUIRED!!! - Yay!

 

2.3 Sierra Diesel engine and gearbox!!!!!! - Fuck off.

 

 

£5,950 - Fuck RIGHT off.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Sierra engined dissoto fireheap is a game changer . Could be time to shut the site down .

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