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GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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Look at the pissing two and eight of this thing. It's like a kid was given the car for his 13th birthday and as much money as he wanted to spend on Ripspeed floor mats to glue to the bonnet, and random other hateful things.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-ASTON-MARTIN-V8-4-3-VANTAGE-MODIFIED-VH2-V12-REPLICA-RED-/112592904850?hash=item1a370f6292:g:vwsAAOSwqU5Z2OaI

 

'i am gauging the market for interest'

 

​And I am gouging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon after viewing that gopping pile of toss.

Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Slow -0-60 25seconds

 

Waaaay too quick considering how the English drive.

You'll be more on the brake than the accelerator.

I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

A 1951 170D would still be far too zappy,

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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Small snails strapped to the end of each axle instead of wheels would still be too fast.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I hitherto haven't found a car slow enough to cope with this Island's driving habits.

I have.

 

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I actually managed to hold people up with this thing.  Although admittedly it might be stretching the definition of "car" slightly.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Why has he got a plastic steam engine with square wheels?

 

heating oil tank :D

 

tis a rural thing

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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doesn't want to get close with the camera for some reason

 

Mercedes motor caravan 608D Barn fresh

 

Oi mate! some1 nicked ur barn

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-motor-caravan-608D-Barn-fresh/222671384293?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3Dfb3092087afd4c068a783990b081adf5%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222672501493&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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verdict - static garden ornament 

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-GT-turbo-/142520001414?hash=item212edaa386:g:nJUAAOSwP8BZqsQ0

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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How do I put this...?

 

If I hadn't bought my Mondeo a month ago, I'd be all over this like a tramp on chips. That's MEGAVALUE.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Not seen this on the last few pages so I'm assuming it's not a re-post.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-estate/182813059544?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3D0f674f5c7bf74373a27dbfc74876da57%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332407426602&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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+1 on the fantasticness of the Chevette estate. Fingers crossed some RED TOP bellend doesn't buy it.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Oh, it will receive a Red or something Japanese, springs cut, etc.  That's guaranteed.

 

Was speaking about Chevettes to some fellas in their early 30s the other day.  I reckon from that, Chevettes will be very valuable pretty soon, probably going well past Victor values

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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"Does it have door-mirrors?".

. Why, yes, it does! Great big fuck-off ones.

 

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One on this side too. And another bolted on to the front bumper. And bars on the rooftop in case you want to sit up there with a banjo or shatgun. Yee haaarh.

 

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Imagine cycling along a quiet country lane just minding your own business and this passes you at speed.

 

"What was tha'-noise back ther, Billy-Bob?".

- "Oh tha's jes some more darn roadkill Betsy-Lou. Can see it in tha mirrur".

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-F350-Dually-1988-XLT-Lariat-Pick-Up-Truck/253197216657?_trkparms=aid=888007&algo=DISC.MBE&ao=1&asc=46150&meid=bf833d0f747e49399ff0782268c47a9d&pid=100009&rk=2&rkt=2&sd=162706401768&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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This has just popped up on Gumtree in Wisbech.  Doesn't look too bad, missing C-pillar trimz notwithstanding.

 

'twould be me selling this!  It's been on CarandClassic for a fortnight without any interest (or anyone on here spotting it).

 

Decided against advertising on here as the price I'd like is a bit out of the league of bargain chod offered on these pages (it astounds me how little you can pay for fully functioning vehicles).  Obviously if anyone here is interested then please get in touch.

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