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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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You know, I got absolutely wankered on Sat night, but I still don't remember ringing Stupid & Co and asking them to portray my dog on a Jag bonnet next to Clarissa the Cross-Eyed Leopard

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-JAGUAR-X-TYPE-ESTATE-2-2-TDCI-sport-/322806794742?hash=item4b28c8c9f6:g:yiIAAOSwvX9Z1RMk

You mean someone meant it to look like that? I thought it was the result of an under bonnet fire

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Greetingtides, Maternal Fornicators, how may I help?

 

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'ssup, b-hatch? Still do anything I want?'

 

ANYTHING

 

'Erm, ok. I'll have the aftermath of an explosion in a clock factory, please'

 

No worries, ace, sound a bit dull though, anything else?

 

'Yh, stick a load of sink plugs in too, please M8'

 

Collect it tomorrow, chief.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-ROYAL-STAR-TRIKE-/332401666444?hash=item4d64aee98c:g:fZ4AAOSw9~5ZRxXI

 

'multipal show winning' 

 

​Best 'ticking time bomb' Skegness Custom Show 2013?

 

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Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Isn't that the model/ year where the roof is raised & lowered by electric motors, microswitches and a toothed quadrant made of brie?

 

Edit: The Saab, obvs

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Is that leopard on the jag bonnet is the car version of an attention deficit bad tatoo

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Shitting Nora there's some absolute honeyz coming up on here tonight!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Good gawd, given the crashworthiness of Chinese cars and the driving skillz of the average kulak, I can see a significant dip in the Russian population happening in the not too distant future.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Bulgaria autoshite international is next year... Russia autoshite international the year after.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I trying to forge a fiat panda is like trying to forge a potato . It's a lot of effort for not much reward.

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My word, a proper AMC Eagle

 

Doesn't look too bad?  Couple of bits of trim and a new roll of 3M woodgrain applied and it would be ready for taking out Marty McFly's girlfriend Jennifer next time he is off away in the Delorean

 

Not sure for almost four bags though

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rIWGKxOO4I

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