eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Dubber

 

 

Dabber

 

 

Gas mask grabber

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Beetle-/122734248335?hash=item1c9388018f%3Ag%3AvHsAAOSwKUhZs97j&nma=true&si=bcSTCIRTfiP1OBadsccdi59vyYc%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-CASH-PX-SWOP-MODIFIED-CUSTOM-CAR-CAR-MOTORBIKE-KIT-CAR-CONVERTIBLE-4x4o-/122733978515?hash=item1c9383e393:g:eWcAAOSwACZZsF3T

 

'One's tacky, orange, drops it top constantly and countless people have been inside it. The other is a Porsche'

[egg]

I'M GOING TO SCRAP IT TOMORROW etc etc

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709269692880

 

£200 and in South Ockenden, who is going to save it?

 

 

 

[egg]

Will TREBLE in value within 5 years

 

 

It's only £250 with short MOT

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709279723399

 

[egg]

Sexy at £280. MOT til June. 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201709259639101

 

 

 

[cort16]

Is this the Vauxhall Van they try to paff off as a Mercedes?

 

the advert only has two words but it say sit all

 

 

 

Engine malfunction

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1822612668029777

[Hertz]

If you still have a Samara squirreled away go and cash out!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Samara-1-3-CCL-1988-Manual-Classic-car/322799401102?hash=item4b2857f88e%3Ag%3AwLQAAOSwOTpZ0nLv

[Hertz]

Wow.

 

no timewasters chancers or tyrekickers.

 

Swap 4 a Samara M8?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-131-Sport-Abarth-Replica/202071396030?hash=item2f0c64cebe%3Ag%3AoQMAAOSwiG1Z0hJR

[RobT]

MoT measured in days and some tosser has knackered a door. But still would for the trims alone. Low millage too.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-reg-Mazda-626-GD-/302474164690?hash=item466cdd79d2:g:-ekAAOSwQeZZ0g4q

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5/192323289830?hash=item2cc75c82e6%3Ag%3ArpYAAOSwAc1ZsD-I

 

'can only go up in value because of its condition and originality'

 

£2,700.00

 

Good luck with living until you're 192.

[Cavcraft]

The temptation to stand on the front bumper and fart through the grille must be overwhelming

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Arkley-SS-Classic-Kit-Car/272871419747?hash=item3f88676f63%3Ag%3AZxMAAOSw22dZ0oVU

[gordonbennet]

One owner Camry. Very Nice.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1995-TOYOTA-CAMRY-3-0L-V6-24V-43K-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-FULL-MOT-NO-RESERVE-/172894094557?hash=item28414a84dd:g:x10AAOSwxZhZzqPR

Not MOT'd from 2009 to 2017, lovely car mind

[anonymous user]

The temptation to stand on the front bumper and fart through the grille must be overwhelming

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Arkley-SS-Classic-Kit-Car/272871419747?hash=item3f88676f63%3Ag%3AZxMAAOSw22dZ0oVU

I never knew they did one of these based on a Spitfire, mine was a new front and rear that you stuck on an MG Midget to make it look like Noddy's car, this seems to have a middle bit as well

[Cavcraft]

Have a Nova that looks like it was offered a fight outside the pub and copped a sneaky one to the side of the face as it was taking it's glasses off

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-nova/222664749119?hash=item33d7da703f%3Ag%3ALyQAAOSw3G1Z0n4f

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-MERCEDES-BENZ-300-D-AUTO-LIMO-EX-ROYAL-FAMILY-FOR-FULL-RESTORATION/232509847597?hash=item3622aab82d%3Ag%3AHFAAAOSwRRtZznq8

 

'EX ROYAL FAMILY'

 

[Timewaster]

Is this the Vauxhall Van they try to paff off as a Mercedes?

 

the advert only has two words but it say sit all

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1822612668029777

It's worse than a Fiat/Vauxhall. The "Mercedes" you refer to is a Nissan/Renault.

 

The badging shenanigans of van sellers knows no shame.

[wuvvum]

This is nice.  Probably quite expensive though.  Must be one of the last Mk2s on a J.

 

[wuvvum]

Here are a couple of slightly more realistically priced Ladas.

 

 

[strangeangel]

 

apolages for my terabul spelings.

 

 

 

Do not read the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motor-trike-/263236498366

[rovamota]

Poverty spec BRM (no air con or passenger air bag) with no MoT and a poorly engine.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-BRM-/122734340553?hash=item1c938969c9:g:V~oAAOSw3~5Z0Sy1

[UltraWomble]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-406-rapier-hdi-2.0-ltd-edition/1265788097

[Junkman]

Hold me back!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AMC-Gremlin-Manual-Rolling-Body-Solid-Car-No-Rust/182795172112

 

 

Does any of you ugly lot have a cheap 401 kicking about?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do not read the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motor-trike-/263236498366

"GOOD POINTS it is the most fun u can hav on the road whith 3 wheels everybody looks and coments most in a good way. I love this mashian and wode not b seling givon the chois. it has a good size boot the lid opon,s bakwerds to make a shelf for camping and so forth. ther is a lamp on a stik that puls up to werk as a flud lamp wen doun in the box its a boot light. it weight,s 380kg. it has very good condishion tiers on it. rear seats has seatbelts fited for 2 pasingers. it has a brand new alternator fited. I hav a brand new king pine for it but ther is a qwestion wether it needs fitting or not also ther is a spar gaskit sete I bort wen I replasd the krank seal. braks werk rely well new slave silanders on front. I got 2 small trofes for woodi after I bilt it so it must bee good one ov wich wos on a avent held at cmc it coume in 10th plase but wos the only trike choson out off 10 or 15 that wos ther all the uther prises went to motor baikes I wos very proud ov this."

 

Is this Welsh? Why does it have tiers and king pines? Is it a cake or a forest?

[Cavcraft]

Don't know what's up with him, but someone seems to have rattled his sabre

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Buick-Le-Sabre-Custom-Coupe-/282678155110?hash=item41d0ee5766:g:7bMAAOSwb2lZ0mPR

[Junkman]

Ideal for oval.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Ford-100e-rolling-shell-with-v5-project-2-door-hotrod-ford-prefect-/182803384680

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-SHOW-CAR-SUPER-ORIGINAL-CONDITION-CAN-DELIVER-/322799135468?hash=item4b2853eaec:g:N~0AAOSwm3ZZso17

 

'SUPER ORIGINAL CONDITION'

 

​'Hello, is that Tristar Motors? Yeah, it's about the Mini I ordered, can I have some hideous chrome arches and hateful tosspot alloy wheels? Oh aye, paint the engine red and fit some charging points for a mobile phone THAT HASN'T EVEN FUCKING BEEN INVENTED YET, please.

 

​Said nobody ever,  in 1987.

[mercrocker]

 

 

 

 

Do not read the description.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motor-trike-/263236498366

 

Quote

apolages for my terabul spelings.

 

What?  You're a wizard and this thing is the best you can come up with?    Hand in that fucking hat.....

[Cavcraft]

Unlucky Alf from the Fast Show has a new career

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-/232510002117?hash=item3622ad13c5:g:nJIAAOSwzJhZ0o4n

 

Basically, if you want two canoe trailers welded together and left in a pond for 48 years, you can't go wrong

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-75-2-litre-Twin-Spark-TS-LE-/292277580990

 

What an incredible pile of shite.

Somebody must save it.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-TRIKE-DRIFTER-GO-CART-IN-FANTASTIC-CONDITION-WITH-FULL-SAFETY-GEAR-/263239667376?hash=item3d4a4e8eb0:g:ulIAAOSws-1Zjva-

 

'WITH FULL SAFETY GEAR' 

 

​Yes, yes indeed. Let's have a look at that safety gear, shall we?

 

 Couple of hooks to trap your kid's coats as they fall into an unguarded chain

 

 

Computer chair with finger trap

 

 

 

And to top it off you've made the front out of Dyno Rod fucking drain jet lances and a metal guard for 6 year old Tyler to break his face on.

 

 

'THIS WILL MAKE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR SOMEONE'

 

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