eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

And he painted fucking awful pictures on the side of his 814
He painted Trigger 'Woolarding' with Van Morrison on the driver's door
Now take this shit and wait, outside the scrapyard gate

And bale it so it can be seen no more

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-814-/302450453166?hash=item466b73aaae:g:URAAAOSwBhxZdHX3

 

[Asimo]

Camper Man?  Better place to live than a pineapple carrier.

 

drives very well with long mot   

£1,400.00

3 wipers!      

planks      

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAN-PROJECT-/332371440610?hash=item4d62e1b3e2:g:yOIAAOSwIjJZXUFK

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-Trip-4-Door-Saloon-Blue-MOT-Failure-/253134661062

 

 

MOT Failure

 

What is failing an MoT compared with winning at life?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-s-500-automatic1993-/253127057817

 

Yeah, but:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Ford-Fiesta-/332248746763

 

£295.00 with a few minutes MoT left.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-GTV-3Litre-/202054705806

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-cars3-/222643873051

 

I'm scared...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-320i-1987-/112562325819

 

 

For sale as I don't have the time, space...

 

I wish I had a tenth of his space!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-850-2-4-10v-/263203294198

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-2-XL-25th-Anniversary-Model-1990-Motd-89k-Miles-in-Edinburgh-/172862835603

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Renault-Twingo-1-2-Petrol-LHD-Left-Hand-Drive-French-Registered-EXPORT-/263199381143

 

 

French Registered * EXPORT *

 

Nah, man, that would be an * IMPORT *

[cort16]

Okay Okay , fine we'll not get it in red. I'll tell you what I'm willing to compromise you pick the paint colour and I'll pick the interior.

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/80s-90s-icon-ford-explorer-xlt-2-tone-paint-american-4x4-red-interior-great-spec/1262981282

[chaseracer]

^ Is that interior from a 1979 Opel Commodore?

[Cavcraft]

I mean, who doesn't remember a fucking beer barrel, a wheelie bin and upturned draylon couch with a 1970's shed window balanced on the top flying through the air?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-Authentic-Replica/162672860069?hash=item25e00edba5%3Ag%3Azg8AAOSwZA1ZkxPp

 

 

'This car is offered for hire only. ​Rental charge from £700 for one day hire'

 

 

£700 a day FFS! Why not go the whole hog and ask Stevie Wonder to recreate Michelangelo's The Creation Of Adam using dried out £1 felt pens on the side of a fridge as it bobs up and down the water log ride at Alton Towers and rent that out for £7,000 a minute?

[Cavcraft]

Tracey Emin's missing a trick here. A quid in one of those 'Rembrandt' machines in an Ingoldmells amusement arcade and she could call this 'Porn star having a fag after bukkake'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-3-door-hydraulic-suspension-25-000-miles-/122691865537?hash=item1c91014bc1:g:TNQAAOSwSCZZgJTI

[alcyonecorporation]

Jesus, better things came out of my arse when I had gastroenteritis.

[wuvvum]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-cars3-/222643873051

 

I'm scared...

 

 

Hey, Lord Varys drives an FTO.  Who knew?

[wuvvum]

 

Beautiful silver Peugeot 407 Hdi

 

 

 

Beautiful

 

 

[wuvvum]

Broken posh Czech.

 

[wuvvum]

Corsa B 1.5 TD for £350 BIN.  Bargain I reckon.

 

[Ghosty]

I'm scared...

 

I'm confused.

 

Disney don't have the rights to Harley Quinn!

[clayts450]

75 Tourer for 200 bar or best price m9, but no idea on MoT status as this advert leads the way in minimal descriptions.

 

Just buy it - WCPGW

 

 

Description of car is as follows

 

 

 

Used.

 

Good luck with the purchase

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-club/162672336441?hash=item25e006de39%3Ag%3AyxwAAOSw0yxZuQ2u

[Junkman]

Shitting Nora!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-V8-4-6-Litre-Mustang-260BHP-Contemporary-SE-Automatic-Poseidon-2004-/401392487502

[meggersdog]

woop woop ,that's the sound of the police

 

it has a police centre console and working siren.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Chevrolet-Impala-9C1-EX-USAF-3-8L-V6-/282652128033?hash=item41cf613321:g:7ycAAOSwQTNZuXD7

[michael t]

Giffermatic Sunny with horrible font plates...  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-1-6-SLX-Automatic-in-beautiful-original-condition-/292247577686?hash=item440b502456:g:bFoAAOSw0bxZtE8V

 

 

[michael t]

and another, this time with half a number plate....  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-NISSAN-SUNNY-3-DOOR-HATCH-BACK-CLASSIC-CAR-in-very-good-condition-for-year-/152694813792?hash=item238d51f460:g:pm4AAOSwy69ZsV5F

 

 

[Rod/b]

and another, this time with half a number plate.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-NISSAN-SUNNY-3-DOOR-HATCH-BACK-CLASSIC-CAR-in-very-good-condition-for-year-/152694813792?hash=item238d51f460:g:pm4AAOSwy69ZsV5F

 

 

That's got an amzing MOT pass rate

[Mr A Lawrence]

Says he's had a quick look underneath and it all looks fine, no rot in the usual places.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/122705529802

 

Unfortunately you don't see the underside much.

 

[Mr A Lawrence]

Spairs or repirs

 

Well it is in Birkenhead.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/302451482911

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-B10m-MK2-47-Seater-Plaxton-Paramount-3500-11m-RELISTED/162673591373?hash=item25e01a044d%3Ag%3AotMAAOSw6YtZWkMJ

 

'if you require ant more information'