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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The wheels alone on that car are like a massive flashing neon sign outside a shop that says 'DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM HERE, IT'S FUCKING SHIT'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'...and as part of your training at the French Foreign Legion, you are expected to be hit in the face with a giant cock. Oops, sorry about that, wrong person. For sale, Honda motorbike, tax and MOT...'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CB750-Custom-classic-motorcycle-/232471194090?hash=item36205ce9ea:g:DHgAAOSwK-pZp-JZ

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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Season's greetings, Stupid & Co, how may I....

 

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'sup, bi-atch? Anything I want?'

 

Anything at all, squire.

 

'Word? Ok, I'll have a cross eyed Vanessa Feltz farting one of those Mr Wiggly cat toys out of her arse'

 

​No problem, sir. Anything else?

 

'Erm, yeah. Make it look her face was on fire and someone repeatedly put it out with a baseball bat'

 

Thanks, it'll be ready Tuesday morning...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FXCWC-Harley-Davidson-Rocker-C-8-ball-custom-/322698859773?hash=item4b2259d4fd:g:h2AAAOSwBp5Zp910

 

 

'Warning! Do not buy unless you want to be stared at!!'

 

You've spelt 'laughed' wrong, M8.

 

 

It truly defies belief someone not only paid money for that paint job, but could ever actually think it looks good. It's quite possibly the shittest thing ever.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Fucking hell Cavcraft. If I was drinking anything right now it would be all over my keyboard.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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1. List it on eBay with a totally shit photo:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-17ts/172848023353

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2. Ask a completely daft price:

 

 

Classified Ad price: £5,000.00

 

3. Garnish it with the supidest nondescript phrases you could possibly copy/paste from other listings:

 

 

Very Rare car now

 

 

Original condition

 

 

This was a barn find

 

 

4. Crown it with this jewel:

 

 

Open to offers above the asking price.

 

 

Marvellous.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Do not remove the cat piss tarp if you want 6 bags for a bloody Fiat.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Fiat-850-Coupe-Barn-Find/162652601151

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Barn Find

 

A very tightly fitting fabric barn.

 

 

First time offered for sale.

 

 

owned by myself last 11 years.

 

So it was already offered for sale 11 years ago and at least once before that.

 

Why are people writing such shit?

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