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Far too mainstream.  Must try harder.  Where's the Volga, the Barkas, the Polonez, the Dacia?

 

Far too many strokes, except the Barkas.

Posted

Shame Cavcraft beat you to it a couple of pages back.

 

...or was it Junkman? They both post so much in here I lose track.

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I went back a few days before posting but didn't see it. Oh well, still worth laughing at again.

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It is one of the worst things I've seen so worth a pearoast.

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Shame Cavcraft beat you to it a couple of pages back.

 

...or was it Junkman? They both post so much in here I lose track.

 

It was Cavcraft, who also clad it in his unimitable lyrics.

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Could it even hit 88kph with that amount of shit stuck to it?

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To the joker who offered £0.99, that does not constitute a best offer, sorry.

 

I think someone needs to look at who the actual joker is in this scenario.

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Why are these inbred dumbfucks doing this?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-1100-Ti/263133412094

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I watchlisted it when I saw it here.

 

Now, after I had the time to read the ad, it turns out this is not what's being sold.

What's being sold is a hopeless pile of shit that is too fucked to even scrap it, and the above is an "archive photo".

 

Mind you, this is a professional* seller:

 

Villiers Classics
neil stewart
Unit 3
30 North Street
Gainsborough
Lincolnshire
DN21 2HU
United Kingdom

Phone:07960|870446
 
 
 
Lincolnshire. Nuff sed.
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642 to base, suspect is approaching now. Do not, it repeat do NOT approach him, he's wanted for wearing high waist trousers in a built up area and has previous for having an awful hair cut.

 

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All units get in position, suspect in T minus ten yards. Possibly carrying an ice cream

 

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GO! GO! GO!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A30-1956-VERY-SIMPLE-PROJECT-/322646728983?hash=item4b1f3e6117:g:bssAAOSw~xFZjKM9

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Why are these inbred dumbfucks doing this?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Simca-1100-Ti/263133412094

s-l1600.jpg

 

I watchlisted it when I saw it here.

 

Now, after I had the time to read the ad, it turns out this is not what's being sold.

What's being sold is a hopeless pile of shit that is too fucked to even scrap it, and the above is an "archive photo".

 

Mind you, this is a professional* seller:

 

Villiers Classics
neil stewart
Unit 3
30 North Street
Gainsborough
Lincolnshire
DN21 2HU
United Kingdom

Phone:07960|870446
 
 
 
Lincolnshire. Nuff sed.

 

This is about 8 miles from me. If anyone wants any close up chod money shots, just holla...

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Just needs the aerosol silver deleting from the wheels. 29,000 miles!

 

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Sadly, they HAVE stopped making these now, so this could be your last chance at a good one.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/2002-52-citroen-c15-champ-1.9d-low-miles-68-bhp-diesel/1260197969

 

Passed one today on a rare day on the road. Matt green with mild pineapples to the roof rack.

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