eBay tat volume 3.

[Bfg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-FLAME-RED-15-000-MILES-MULTIPLE-CONCOURS-WINNING-CAR-/362062290000?hash=item544c981c50:g:bRcAAOSwIclZhiAM

 

hmmmmm..... shiney.......

 

it better than it was when brand new off of the line at Longbridge

 

and its too shiny to ever ACTUALLY use, but still very shiny.

 

 

^ do I gather then ..you think this is 'shiny'  ? 

[MarvinsMom]

^ do I gather then ..you think this is 'shiny'  ? 

its very shiney indeed.

 

i mean, i don't think my metro was ever, ever as sparkling clean as that, even when brand spankin' new!

[coalnotdole]

I own two of these and neither of them are on the road, but don't let that put you off...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scimitar-3-Litre-GT-Coupe/202010629885?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada/263130923993

 

But look:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Robin-Van-Del-Boy-Only-fools-and-horses-3-wheel-for-restoration/263120159886

 

 

Del Boy Only fools and horses

[Pillock]

Have we had this?

 

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/152652495130?_mwBanner=1

 

£600 Veyron, best get in there quick.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Renault-5-FUN-BALL-RALLY-OFF-ROAD-CRAZY-CAR-READY-FOR-ANY-ADVENTURE/162622928099

 

 

 

FUN BALL RALLY OFF ROAD CRAZY CAR

 

Apparently it was a good one before the mongs got hold of it.

 

 

I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY

 

Then shut your stupid hatch, ffs.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-TXD-Diesel-1993-off-road-since-2010/232440075887

 

 

This was my father's car and has not been on the road since he passed away in 2010.

 

I bet you enjoyed that a lot, but I'm seriously not interested in your family affairs.

 

 

The car has been housed in a garage with a roof that leaked over the left front wing.

 

It's fucked, mate.

 

[5speedracer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Renault-5-FUN-BALL-RALLY-OFF-ROAD-CRAZY-CAR-READY-FOR-ANY-ADVENTURE/162622928099

 

 

 

Apparently it was a good one before the mongs got hold of it.

 

 

Then shut your stupid hatch, ffs.

Someone paid to get this back from Mongolia, pull the other one!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/2.5dse-range-rover-auto-s-history-/1260036424

 

P38A diesel Range Rover, with coil springs instead of air suspension - WCPGW?

 

[Junkman]

 

L@@K !!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-K-1988-CADILLAC-ALLANTE-V8-CONVERTIBLE/182708551650

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Jaguar-E-Type-Series-1-3-8-Roadster-Very-Rare-Original-Car/322641254667

 

 

This car was originally sold to Y Carey in the USA on 30.07.1963 and was supplied in the very attractive Opalescent Dark Green with a Beige Interior.

 

In a few weeks some arsehole will have painted it red and fitted a black interior.

 

Vandals.

[Junkman]

Fins. What could possibly be better than a pair of fins?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-PONTIAC-STRATO-CHIEF-FOUR-DOOR-SEDAN/372037822782

 

 

Correct. Two pairs of them.

 

[pilninggas]

Cheap diseasal ovlov 044:

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/-submit-search-go-volvo-440-diesel-manual-1995-5-doors-drive-nice/1260026318

 

[Timewaster]

That Sierra 4x4 Ghia estate, would!!!

I'd love to Cosworth it.

 

Never going to happen though.

 

I can't get time to fix the one I've got.

[Asimo]

A proper Trotter-free Supervan. Project. Good advert though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Regal-supervan-111/122635729395

[bramz7]

Wow that BX is fucked.

[Asimo]

Green is the winning colour this week.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car/232438285605

[Asimo]

Less is more.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car/232438285605

[Sir Snipes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-K-1988-CADILLAC-ALLANTE-V8-CONVERTIBLE/182708551650

 

Needs more buttons

 

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant/272793599289

 

i can actually see this little Rialto running about dressed up like the A-team's van.

 

this is what the vendor was going to do.

 

and yes i realise that it is missing the red tick thing along the side of the car (and an MOT.....)

 

 

well i would drive it.......

[Sir Snipes]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Mk2-Ford-Mondeo-GHIA-Estate-2-0-Full-Main-Dealer-History-1-Owner-Cortina-/272789867682

I have wood for the wood

[Junkman]

This is not what you get.

 

 

No, this neither.

 

 

 

In reality, you get this:

 

 

 

 

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 

 

Oh, and http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-900T-MY-1977-CLASSIC-ITALIAN-MINIVAN-FOR-LIGHT-RESTORATION-RUNS-DRIVES/182693038906

[Sir Snipes]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Laguna-RT-2-0-/202001587037

Bring the linseed oil. 

[srad34]

Oh good lord, someone take his tools away.....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152652495130

[Sir Snipes]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-1-8-ST-/112491749568

 

From the last MOT;

 

 

Underside rusty

Wipers poor

Slight oil leak

[Sir Snipes]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Coupe-1-6-Very-rare-T-reg-/112503711274

 

From the MOT history;

 

 

service every 12/000

timing belt 60/000 or 60 months

[Cavcraft]

©rapid Response

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-vectra-/263132924549?hash=item3d43f1ca85:g:D68AAOSwz-5ZidqJ

 

 

*Edit: You're the first bidder. Good luck

[Rod/b]

©rapid Response

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-vectra-/263132924549?hash=item3d43f1ca85:g:D68AAOSwz-5ZidqJ

 

 

 

*Edit: You're the first bidder. Good luck

"Chears"

[nacho man]

Cars you didn't know existed till now

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-BANTAM-1-6-PICK-UP-TRUCK-ONE-OWNER-47000-Mls-P100-ESCORT-FIESTA-CORTINA/253084846126

 

 

Was cool till you showed me a pic of your cig lighter mate