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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Clean looking Legend Coupe for very little money!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272792505223?ul_noapp=true

 

Get rid of the crappy wheels and you'll have one of the best cars Honda has ever produced for a ridiculously small amount of money.

 

MOT history indicates that it has been standing for a long time (or the plate changed?), and rust repairs were necessary underneath very recently. I still want this badly.

 

Edit: Oh no, its located only around the corner from here...

 

Edit2: I'll have a look at it next week. May god have mercy on my soul.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

Can someone get that please, I'm Mc-ing?

 

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​Yeah, someone just want to get that, hey? 

 

{ring ring}

 

You know what? I'LL FUCKING GET IT THEN, SHALL I?

 

​{ring ring}

 

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Hello, Stupid and Co MC Sweet Tits speaking, how can I help?

 

'Anything at all?'

 

Whatever you crayon, we'll spray on

 

Ok, I'll have a pretty annoyed looking Elton John thunderpunching George from Rainbow right in the face

 

Be ready tomorrow, sir

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-CUSTOM-HARDTAIL-CHOPPER-SWAP-SWOP-PX-CONCOURSE-SHOW-BIKE-/152651988369?hash=item238ac47d91:g:K0YAAOSwS8xZhj0g

 

WTaF goes through peoples minds to think this could ever look good?

 

'air brushed murials' 

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Thanks Billy, I won't sleep now for a month!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Remember what I said, Mr Virgo NO showing off when we get to the camp site.

 

'Yeah yeah, WOTEVS, biatch'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-motorhome-Like-American-RV-or-Race-Truck-HGV-req-Disabled-friendly-/162618965069?hash=item25dcd87c4d:g:BncAAOSw3utY60~g

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The Chide of the Valkyries. Special hats off for making seat backs out of table tennis bats that look a bit like leather butterfly cakes. Or just absolute dog shit on toast.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Valkyrie-Custom-Cruiser-/132285558020?hash=item1eccd56d04:g:6qIAAOSwzlNZgvDo

 

'if you visit a bike show expect to be surrounded by...'

 

​1) People pointing and laughing

2) Nobody

​3) The Norfolk Drug Squad

​4) Interested bikers

 

​Number 4 being the least plausible.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times.  So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price.  Superb.  The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic.

 

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loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

loserone

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This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times.  So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price.  Superb.  The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic.

 

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  • This auction sells alufelge

    Alumin

    um rim, good condition, good luck in auction

     

    Whole car - 500 pounds

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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That badly listed 740 I had my eye on was relisted. Again.

I have serious lobbying to do.

  • danthecapriman
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This chap has managed to list this Scénic eleven times.  So he owes eBay £10 more in listing fees than his BIN price.  Superb.  The advert is complete dogshit too - appears to be a copy'n'paste from some random online car buying guide and then the Wikipedia page for the Scénic.

 

The mind boggles.

 

The best bit is this, though:

 

 

Located over 40 years in Tilehurst, Reading RG31 5AL, two miles from Junction 12 of M4 Motorway.

 

Which is Car Contacts, a local garage there.

 

However, the seller's eBay info is this:

 

Business seller information
SXDC
Mariusz Zuralski
358 City Road
Oldbury Tividale
West Midlands
B69 1QS
 
 
So he even copypasted part of a Car Contacts ad.
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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More to the point, since when is an MOT failure Renault 5 worth 1200 quid?  The world's gone fecking mad.

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