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fermanta Rank Morris Ital

fermanta

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Almost like the rest of the advert is in English, huh?

 

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Correct. The part in English is in English. The part in Polish is in Polish.

I'll knock up a wee diagram for you if you're still struggling :-P 

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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"Hello, AS vehicle solutions, your conveyance is our concern; what service do you require?"

 

"I need something that would have driven its original owner comatose with indifference but at the same time has Junkman-approved propulsion and transmission. Velour in a fetching shade of faded Royal Blue would be an added bonus"

 

"Why not try our Lee Iacocca special this week?"

 

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Take one unsuspecting compact and apply tat to it with a blunderbuss; no self-respecting 1970s smokie would have been seen dead in anything less than a full-size like a Monaco, F bodies have inadequate capacity for chewing tobacco and large hats.

 

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GR9 velour though.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That is so hideous, it's actually offensive. 

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Buttery bASe W123.

 

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Having just used an online translator, I would like to see "Stan Dobry" enter AS parlance.

 

Also sounds like it should be a memorial race at Hednesford.

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Take one unsuspecting compact and apply tat to it with a blunderbuss; no self-respecting 1970s smokie would have been seen dead in anything less than a full-size like a Monaco, F bodies have inadequate capacity for chewing tobacco and large hats.

 

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GR9 velour though.

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Take away all the rozzer-themed tat and that would be fantastic!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The look of absolute shame and embarrasment on it's face. 

 

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The dog doesn't look bothered though

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-kawasaki-z550-conversion-/332334014533?hash=item4d60a6a045:g:2VkAAOSwJhdZhybG

 

The hand brake is something else, I'd love to see the rear seat passenger put their foot on it at the top of a steep hill

 

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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The look of absolute shame and embarrasment on it's face.

 

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The dog doesn't look bothered though

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trike-kawasaki-z550-conversion-/332334014533?hash=item4d60a6a045:g:2VkAAOSwJhdZhybG

 

The hand brake is something else, I'd love to see the rear seat passenger put their foot on it at the top of a steep hill

 

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Come on, what are the chances of that getting to the top of a steep hill?

 

Or having a passenger?

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I can't understand chopping any hatchback to make a pickup, let alone one where the rear lights are at window level.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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That is so hideous, it's actually offensive. 

 

That belonged to occasional poster of this parish and the blue forum DaveAspley at one point. It was less monged then.

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