eBay tat volume 3.

[willswitchengage]

 

And from the era when polished door handles actually looked good...

 

[Cavcraft]

What a way to sell a car. I'd love that. My aunt had one when I was a nipper. Even if I had the money, I'm not sure I could bring myself to give it to him.

 

Nor I. Let the cock head race it, it'll last about 5 minutes tops with those fibreglass wings and if he's rich enough to not be arsed blowing a few hundred quid racing it then good on him.

He'd never admit it of course but you just know greed is getting the better of him and he would (obviously) rather have the money than race it or he'd stop chatting shit and get it on the oval. I honestly couldn't give a flying one if he does race it, it'll make the remaining ones even more valuable and he'll be lobbing a few hundred quid down the Swanney to boot.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pink-mazda-mx ... 0849262406

 

Look at this shit heap.

 

the best bit is the engine. That strut 'brace' is going to add about the same rigidity as if you stretched a fuggin jellied eel across the engine bay.

 

beautiful workmanship on that cam cover.

 

THE BUNGIE STRAP IS HOLDING THE EXHAUST UP FROM DRAGGING THE RUBBER HAS SNAPPED SOUNDS NICE

 

etc etc

[Morgan84]

Needs minor tidying up ? Frag it !

[Alexg]

Check out this hopeless morons best effort

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ROVER-MI ... 4d08ecb152

 

12 photos, 7 just of documentation. Then there's the 3 word description, 2 words incorrectly spelled. But the icing on the cake must be the 'sellers notes'. Make head or tail of it if you can.

[cort16]

This looks pretty great for 900. A manual 3.0 v90 must be rare thingy

 

Aaargh ebay's images are driving me mental by not loading. Is this happening to anyone else?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-V90-3-0-very-rare-manual-gearbox-estate-Full-service-history-MOT-Nov-2013-/200880772211?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec56d5473&clk_rvr_id=442301805283&afsrc=1

[Alexg]

Spares or repair? Nope...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/P-Reg-1997-BM ... 417030f7d4

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CLIO- ... 3f21658407

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL ... 35c3b49044

[Cavcraft]

Check out this hopeless morons best effort

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ROVER-MI ... 4d08ecb152

 

12 photos, 7 just of documentation. Then there's the 3 word description, 2 words incorrectly spelled. But the icing on the cake must be the 'sellers notes'. Make head or tail of it if you can.

 

'BEADELES THE COMIDIANS'

 

Maybe Jeremy has had a small hand in this then?

[Wilko220]

What a way to sell a car. I'd love that. My aunt had one when I was a nipper. Even if I had the money, I'm not sure I could bring myself to give it to him.

 

Nor I. Let the cock head race it, it'll last about 5 minutes tops with those fibreglass wings and if he's rich enough to not be arsed blowing a few hundred quid racing it then good on him.

He'd never admit it of course but you just know greed is getting the better of him and he would (obviously) rather have the money than race it or he'd stop chatting shit and get it on the oval. I honestly couldn't give a flying one if he does race it, it'll make the remaining ones even more valuable and he'll be lobbing a few hundred quid down the Swanney to boot.

 

I'd absolutely love that car and would think it a terrible shame if it were raced. Still, were I wealthy enough, I'd rather go round to his house and set fire to the money in front of his face than let such a complete cretin have it.

[cort16]

I've given up on ebay because of their image wankery.

 

For less than a grand you could be stuck in the snow in this. Looks smart.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C360020

[cort16]

Danger-Danger shit wheel trims. Car looks smart though.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C347245

 

 

Illegal Eagle

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C271594

[retrogeezer]

That strut 'brace' is going to add about the same rigidity as if you stretched a fuggin jellied eel across the engine bay.

 

just brilliant Mr B..

[John F]

 

REGISTRATION number comes with car, but not included in price, but depends on final offer received

 

Eh? On second thoughts, never mind. Just fuck off, you knobber.

[shedvan]

Metro Mong is a classic. He sells a lot of cars for other folk if you check his feedback out

 

That in itself is hysterical, how tertiary with the english language would your connection have to be for Metro Mong to be considered a safe pair of hands?

 

Looking through his feedback it also looks like he pulls his ads short for 'outside buyers' more than a few times, although that Metro ended on strong money imo, for a shonky upgrade that looks like its about to spontainiously shed bodywork.

[Cavcraft]

That eBay gobshite with the Metro has been a busy boy. According to Google he's got 8 kids and here are some of the numbers he's been using:

 

07526 677458

07824 364984

07730 774011

07890 406070

 

These wheels sold on the 09 AND 14th Jan

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/18-VAUXHALL-A ... 0782792213

And were relisted selling again on the 21st Jan

 

No feedback left from previous 'buyers' either so assume his mates running up the bidding.

[cobblers]

 

REGISTRATION number comes with car, but not included in price, but depends on final offer received

 

Eh? On second thoughts, never mind. Just fuck off, you knobber.

 

Vehicle Details for registration number 88HKB

Mak eFORD Model CORTINA 1600 BASE

 

I'd hate to be in his shoes if the DVLA want to inspect the car when he takes the plate off and are expecting to find a Cortina

[RedSparrow]

That eBay gobshite with the Metro has been a busy boy. According to Google he's got 8 kids and here are some of the numbers he's been using:

 

07526 677458

07824 364984

07730 774011

07890 406070

 

These wheels sold on the 09 AND 14th Jan

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/18-VAUXHALL-A ... 0782792213

And were relisted selling again on the 21st Jan

 

No feedback left from previous 'buyers' either so assume his mates running up the bidding.

 

*facepalm* It's because of people like this that civilization is doomed. They breed at 3-4 times the rate of people with brains. Idoicracy.

[Micrashed]

How cheap is it to own luxobarge OMGHGF now?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-03-ROVER ... 19d7f2e788

[face]

 

In my eyes, these are beautiful.

[HillmanImp]

Hillman Husky Commer Cob For Sale (1960)

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C282445#

 

Sorry abou tthe strange picture but I can't update as the system won't seem to let me. Email for proper photos

[DVee8]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-S ... 2579d1ec8b

 

 

Car needed a wash before phoos where taken.

[cort16]

Looks like a twat in a one stage process.

 

Stage 1 - Buy this.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-CITROEN-C3-PLURIEL-AUTO-ORANGE-CONVERTABLE-SALVAGE-SPARES-REPAIR-PROJECT-/281055332837?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41703409e5

 

Spares or repair Fiesta. I guess this'll be reasonably pluhs if it's a Ghia

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FORD-FIESTA-GHIA-GREEN-/321060645564?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac0b4aabc#viTabs_0

 

Cheapish v6 Calibra. No MOT mind you.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Calibra-2-5-V6-/261159435122?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cce50bb72

 

Astra GTE project. I always liked these and even more so now. It looks like someone's had a go at fixing the wheel arches with creosote or similiar.

 

only a minor couple of patches are needed on the rear inside wheel arch and when i say minor i mean minor.

 

I think we've heard that one before just before we hand over a hand full of £ for some rotted out shite box.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-GTE-8V-IN-RED-MK2-SPARES-OR-FINISH-/330862257154?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d08ed6402

[cort16]

Possible cheap v6 166 3.0 Lusso. The one i had was an absolute flying machine and great fun if torque steering into a ditch is your thing.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ALFA-ROMEO-166-V6-SUPER-LUSSO-SILVER-6-speed-manual-/271140456674?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f213b08e2

[cort16]

I'd be surprised if this hasn't come to the attention of one shite loving irish garlic botherer.

£500

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-vel-satis/1007480639

[face]

Errr.....

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unfinished-project-cargo-transit-/261158942177?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cce4935e1

 

For some reason, I think this vehicle's name is 'Tabitha'.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

What! That is the most hideous shitheap I have ever seen.

[cort16]

Shitting hell what a find. Think of all the time he's put into that when he could have been doing something more rewarding like staring at a blank wall.

[Cavcraft]

Item location: wrexham

 

There's your answer.

 

 

 

 

*Sorry, Rob!

[John F]

Item location: wrexham

 

There's your answer.

 

*Sorry, Rob!

 

Haha, what a great place to live for a bloke that wrecks cars.

[morris_ital_lover]

It's almost like he was involved in a bizarre automotive themed pilot episode of Ready Steady Cook where he was given a Ford Cargo chassis, transit crewcab, a mercedes interior, a L200 rear and some Range Rover lights. At the end all he has ended up with is the equivalent of a spaghetti bolognese made with haribo...