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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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this is a 4.9 STRAIGHT SIX PETROL

 

 

Official statement on behalf of the GGG:

 

Unsuitable for efficient Climate Improvement©.

Would require 351, or even better, 460 V8.

GGG hence out.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX-22TRS-Saloon-Low-Mileage-And-With-Long-MOT/182572915827?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3D8aa65262b3fa46e0b459a31e49c45343%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D201929508552&clk_rvr_id=1217666163541&utm_content=buffera939d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Argh! It's not a saloon!

 

Still nice, though.

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Cavcraft

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Looks like Angela Merkel is tiring of the Brexit negotiations. 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-MK2-2-8L-GL-/142390149725

 

Genuine ROFL there. There should be an eBay calendar on here with 'people in the background' as a monthly theme.

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Argh! It's not a saloon!

 

Still nice, though.

Why isn't it a saloon?

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Why isn't it a saloon?

Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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"100 miles west of Glasgow"

Mr Squarepants is a motivated vendor; vehicle stored at Squidward's U-Store-It facility, located at a depth of 500 metres.
320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

I'd double check if I were you...

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

Citroën knowledge fail.

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Rod/b

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Listing says saloon. It's clearly a hatchback.

 

I get that all the time with my Xantia too

 

"Oh, I prefer the saloon version to the estate"

"It's a hatchback, you dolt!"

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Well, today I learned.

 

In just the same way that a 4 door saloon shouldn't be called a coupe (even though some German manufacturers insist they are coupes), I've learned that a hatchback is not a hatchback. It is a saloon.

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Well, today I learned.

 

In just the same way that a 4 door saloon shouldn't be called a coupe (even though some German manufacturers insist they are coupes), I've learned that a hatchback is not a hatchback. It is a saloon.

No, a hatchback is a hatchback.

 

That Cx is hatchback shaped saloon.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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'First Time For Everything'

 

​There's a first time for everythin' my dear hubby said

​so let's sack off Spain an' go East Worthin' instead

​Forget about villas an' sangria, an' sun

'op in the back and lube up yer bum! 

 

​Well, we first 'ad a session on vodka an' whiskey  

​to calm my old man an' 'elp him get friskey

​but as I bent over the passenger seat,

he slipped off the bench and got an unexpected treat!

 

​The gear lever come indicator stalk when right up his jacksie

​an' near caused him a full on rectal prolapsy!

​so instead of wooing crowds with our passionate clutches

​we got laughed at by some bint who was walking with crutches

 

so net time you're in the concourse enclosure,

try not to get done for indecent exposure

​'an if YOUR fella asks you to try out dogging,

​'don't tell 'I'm there's a first time for everything

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-OLDSMOBILE-CUSTOM-CRUISER-/162523710886?hash=item25d72b05a6:g:VhsAAOSw8HBZEiLG

 

 

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