eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Ever pondered what your car would look like if you stuck a BFO banana up it's exhaust, then placed several earth mover inner tubes inside it and left them connected to an industrial compressor for a few days?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-PEUGEOT- ... 3cce252d4b

 

'THE ROOF HAS BEEN AIR BRUSHED ON'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/421243307.htm?ca=20_s

 

This looks like it has the potential to reach LEVEL 5 MEGAQUALZ

[Cavcraft]

Belief defying show winner.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VW-T4-Ca ... 27cef39592

 

'Winner "VW Action Lazy Sunday - Best Van - 2012"'

 

It must have been the only f*cker there then.

 

'they are not just crummy stickers '

 

On no, they're ACTUAL graphics, what a huge pissing difference that makes

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-26 ... 1215311856

 

ZOIDZ, not often a bashed-up alfa 2600 comes along!!! WANT.

[pandarus]

Friggin nora. £1500 for an MGF with not tax or mot thats been 'styled' to look [absolutely fuck all] like a Ferrari.

 

Good luck with sale etc you loony.

 

I'm tempted to call pisstake on that one

 

Sorry mate, it's defo an MGF with funny wheel arches

[Lankytim]

Isnt that burnt out minor the one which was pictured ditched in a stream on here recently? Im sure it is!

[Shep Shepherd]

Sub-£300 AX diesel shite:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN- ... 4ac0836657

[HillmanImp]

ZX Volcane in Bratfurt innit

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-ZX-VOLCANE-1-9-TD-1994-M-REG-VERY-RARE-3-DOOR-/300844984807

[HillmanImp]

Thought that this looked a good deal at £795 but its been off the road since 2009 and in need for a bit of work, I am not so keen now

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT-309-GTI-SILVER-RARE-PHASE-1-NON-SUNROOF-/300843350926

[HillmanImp]

I still fancy one of these.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ6-X300-4-0-LTR-SPORT-RARE-new-added-pics-/290840751969

[HillmanImp]

Orion with slushbox for £600. T&T too. Seems quite a good deal for such an early one, not seen one this old for a long long time.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-Ford-Orion-1-6-Automatic-RARE-/170976374970

[HillmanImp]

OMG TWATLUK!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-CL-BEIGE-SLAMMED-VW-B2-RARE-CLASSIC-STAND-OUT-/281051960052

 

TBH, this looks savable bar the bonnet.

 

This passat has the rebel rat look and really stands out from other B2 passats.

 

TWAT

 

Hopefully it wont be rattlecanned and stickerbombed by the next owner.

[cort16]

This is a new one on me. At least he's not gone down the the Red top XE route.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-vauxhall-astra-gte-pickup-/300848585020?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item460bf9193c

[wuvvum]

GR9 4 OMGSNOKAOS (with a bit of work)

 

[wuvvum]

This looks surprisingly cheap for one of these.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks pretty hopeless... particularly like how the wheel is about 2" back from where is should be.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-CAP ... 1140379144

 

I love it when these idiots spend ages pissing about with a hideous KINGDOM bumper or whatever, and ignore stuff like rotten sills.

 

[ProgRocker]

According to the seller, this is a Daihatsu Charade]

 

[skattrd]

According to the seller, this is a Daihatsu Charade

 

 

Hmmm, I wonder why it looks nothing like one and the tax disc says Perodua .... He's seriously deluded.

[ProgRocker]

^ One for Trading Standards perhaps??

 

Win Autoshite by owning this

 

[cort16]

Brown Potato

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C359311#

[splatthefat]

I know it's not exactly cheap, but I've got the srious horn for this Sierra estate

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBO-TECHNICS-MINKER-CONVERSION-1988-SIERRA-ESTATE-288BHP-/181060928581?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a28128445

[splatthefat]

I think I may be in love

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Husky-estate-1960-only-3-left-according-to-DVLA-/271136183954?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f20f9d692

[M'coli]

^ One for Trading Standards perhaps??

 

Win Autoshite by owning this

 

Ok, so it's a saloon.

OMG! It's copied the early 2000s Mazda 5!

[cort16]

Sheesh, what's going with the boot on that Dhaihatsu? I like to think it was a crossed wire at a management meeting and when they presented it to the big wigs in the company there was a lot of this.

 

 

 

In other Corsa related new, check out the nick of this fuggly mother.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-corsa-14-modded-project-300-no-offers/1007382939

[willswitchengage]

And there I was thinking a Wartburg 353 had never ever influenced another car's styling

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/421849967.htm?ca=15_s

 

"I'm putting the Simca up for sale on the internet"

 

"don't you want to take the dust covers right off?"

 

"Eh? What on earth for?"

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/319674744.htm?ca=15_s

 

What a looker!! I thought all of these were painted 'lathe grey'.

 

"The price is firm at 2000€"

 

Prix : 1 500 €

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/421808157.htm?ca=15_s

 

Mk1 Norris 1100, 700€ (will barter). Runs but brakes and slave cyl need looking at. Looks flipping great!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/367419654.htm?ca=15_s

 

700 nuggets for this as well, i'd love one of these. I may be wrong but I think 204's come with a column shift as standard. This one's only just over the channel, get up early and you could have it home the same day.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/394772982.htm?ca=15_s

 

This orion looks great and totally unmessed with, not seen one in that dingy hue for a long time. 1.6 NA diesel as well for reduced performance. Only 300€ (will barter)!