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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That's my mate's Maestro van, someone buy it

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Is this common practice to beg on ebay? Yes you can have my R8 chief no problem. It's a 1993 that's had a bump and got a slight overheating problem, is that OK?

 

Well why not sell them yourself?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pls-help-a-Child-have-a-heart-of-rare-diamond-beauty-of-Ferrari-or-Audi-R8-/172496962968?hash=item28299ec598:g:CNMAAOSwnHZYhPL4

Suspicion levels: off the scales. Pretty sure it's a cruel scam and a hijacked eBay account. Reported

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I was going to ask how that gets through an MOT, but I bet it's old enough to be exempt.

 

Still wouldn't want to go near it though!

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Apologies if this has already been posted :

 

£1995

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282332351674

 

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That Dedra.  Oh my.  Wibble.

 

 

Conversation just now at Skizzer Global HQ:

 

Me:  Hey, look at this Dedra that's come up on eBay!

Mrs S (peers at screen):  Hmm.

Me:  Look at that gorgeous interior!  It's suede!

Mrs S:  Is it indeed.  Well well.  Trouble is, I'm not swayed.  Get over it.

 

(Still added to watch list though.)

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Suspicion levels: off the scales. Pretty sure it's a cruel scam and a hijacked eBay account. Reported

 

But then

 

I'm a horrible person who hates charities.

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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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I was going to ask how that gets through an MOT, but I bet it's old enough to be exempt.Still wouldn't want to go near it though!

It's absolutely fucking putrid isn't it?

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scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/122320964884

Just the thing for carting the lady wife to Goodwood. Make sure she keeps her scarf out of the propshaft.

 

That's perfect. Much want.

 

 

Anyway. High mileage 406's

 

210K

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-406-blue-/1208946308

 

228K

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/puegeot-406-2.0hdi-glx-estate.-ono/1212068649

 

260K

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/2000-w-reg-peugeot-406-2.0-hdi-lx-5dr-estate-a-c-for-%C2%A3295-mot-d-till-14-08-2017-/1211266974

 

 

 

300K

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-quick-sale/1211305026

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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This looks pretty damn good I reckon, especially if you fetishise the lhd-only upper glove box as I do

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Citroen-BX-1-9-TRI-Classic-Hatchback-Saloon-Car-Hydropneumatic-Suspension-/162366740579?hash=item25cdcfd863%3Ag%3Ab-0AAOSwZQRYg4~S&_trkparms=pageci%253Abf866fc4-e0e5-11e6-b999-74dbd180adf4%257Cparentrq%253Ac7fa92b91590a785462fb228ffaf8d2b%257Ciid%253A18

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/122320964884

Just the thing for carting the lady wife to Goodwood. Make sure she keeps her scarf out of the propshaft.

That really is a heap of shit. Some poor deluded twat will part with 25k and then the DVLA will get wind of it and cancel the registration. It really annoys me that they build these heaps and claim free tax and test when not one part of it is over 10 years old.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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God you lot are a right.miserable bunch, what could be more fun than a hot rod with a BFO claggy diesel engine? It's not to everyone's taste but it's just a bit of fun, nobody has died and no interesting cars have been chopped up to make it

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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That really is a heap of shit. Some poor deluded twat will part with 25k and then the DVLA will get wind of it and cancel the registration. It really annoys me that they build these heaps and claim free tax and test when not one part of it is over 10 years old.

 

I wouldn't mind it so much - except that it'll lead to OMG Daily Mail horror and we'll all be banned from doing any work on our own cars.  

 

Only way DVLA will know is if tipped off via a VOSA (or whatever it's calle dthis week) check or maybe an MOT.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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£7000 or best offer on the fittest Mini I've seen in a long time. Italian based being a small downside...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Innocenti-Mini-850-Mk1-leva-lunga-1967-preserved-/262818780996

 

Or for similar money this stunner...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-AUSTIN-MORRIS-INNOCENTI-MK1-1967-FREE-RUST-2-OWNERS-ALL-ORIGINAL-/381903625181

 

Meanwhile, at £7 grand in the UK...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Mini-City-Convertible-Classic-Refurbished-Lots-of-History-Lots-of-Fun-/272514484660

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Dedra.  Oh my.  Wibble.

 

 

Conversation just now at Skizzer Global HQ:

 

Me:  Hey, look at this Dedra that's come up on eBay!

Mrs S (peers at screen):  Hmm.

Me:  Look at that gorgeous interior!  It's suede!

Mrs S:  Is it indeed.  Well well.  Trouble is, I'm not swayed.  Get over it.

 

(Still added to watch list though.)

 

Adding things your wife doesn't like to your eBay watched list is like a massive victory. A bit like a cheaper/less cluttered version of having two lock-ups full of rusty old crap that doesn't know about. 

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Isn't that Cummings going to rev to a massive 1800rpm?

 

What a heavy lump of shit, you could have a nice car for the money

I do quite like the idea of having a Cummins 6BT in something. That something would need to actually have a reasonable amount of bodywork, though. Oh, and an actual interior.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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^ :-D

 

Holy crap! I thought RHD Simca 1301 estates were extinct!

 

Are we mounting a repatriation mission, then? Who's in?

Nice to see the reason for sale transcends any language barrier. Floor change by the look of it, which is a good thing judging by the column change on Gary's example

primeradoner Rank: BL Wedge

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I do quite like the idea of having a Cummins 6BT in something. That something would need to actually have a reasonable amount of bodywork, though. Oh, and an actual interior.

 Me too. Hows about putting it in a truck. Oh hang on!!!!!!!!!!

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