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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Give me some steel capped Doc Martens and I'll happily try it out for you.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is going straight into my watch list

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-LS-Auto-spares-repairs-/282330240425?hash=item41bc3195a9:g:7s0AAOSwZQRYf3Nq

 

'Engine knocks and smokes absolutely knackered'

 

 

This is coming straight off my watch list.

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

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I'd be more worried about the stone-chipped front wings and that socking great scaffold pole in front of the wheels......

And it's a cousin of the A60

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I'd be more worried about the stone-chipped front wings and that socking great scaffold pole in front of the wheels......

Yes, I was wondering what that tube could be. Some sort of anti-roll bar?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Love that Astra but I'm harbouring dreams of forcing the seller to eat those wheel trims.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DEPOSIT-TAKEN-1984-B-Mercedes-Benz-307D-Weekender-Campervan-/322381284122?hash=item4b0f6c031a:g:2b8AAOSwUKxYbr-t

 

 

Handily enough the cabin roof has helpful guide for how to get back from your holiday

 

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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*RARE BARN FIND*

 

No its quite common really

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-BARN-FIND-1986-C-TOYOTA-CELICA-SUPRA-AUTO-BLUE-SILVER-RUNNER-PX-SWAP-SWOP-/262778733082

 

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IT HAS NO MOT OR ROAD TAX AND IS BEING SOLD AS SPARES OR REPAIRS AND WILL EITHER NEED TO BE TRAILERED AWAY

 

 

£2,750.00

 

 

Bargain.

 

I like that fact you have decided the best place to take photos is on the local council estate. Sets off the rust nicely. 

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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"Hello, is that Autoshite recovery? I rang you 3 hours ago and you're still not here?"

 

"Sorry mate, the floor fell out of the cab, we're just waiting for the apprentice to get back from WH Smith with some blue tac to fit it back in, will be with you shortly"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-D170-D-Series-Recovery-1977-S-Reg-/182407740681

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Whats this?

 

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Land Rover Series 3 Lightweight

 

Alright, no near to get personal.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'She was damp internally, her carpet was wetter than an otter pocket. His eyes burnt into hers, unable to resist, and despite the heavily soiled under carriage, he shot his bolt and left the condom wrapper on the floor' 

 

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The light in his surprise sex workshop burnt as brightly as the passion in his eyes and the urge to leave his own special chrome polish on her rear end. Go on, he urged, show us where you park your bike, love. Mmm, that feels so good, go on let me stick my chopper in, there's enough room'  

 

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Yeah, that's the money shot

 

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OMG he cried, that stone cladding is setting me right off. Do you want to see my telescope?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-Classic-Mini-Mayfair-car-Original-Phlegm-Art-/322395114535?hash=item4b103f0c27%3Ag%3AFFsAAOSwLEtYf94X&nma=true&si=0G%252FwsndlTI%252FFf9BV1NyE4EebluY%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

 

 

From the startling racy new book 'Mini & The Restraining Order' by Barbara Bluerinse, a Milfs & Boom production. Available from one or two good book shops and several really shit ones.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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These don't seem to attract the scene crowd much, presumably even less so in high-mileage diesel form.  Slightly moth-eaten and doesn't run but deserves to be resurrected.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Passat-TURBO-C-DIESEL-B2-/152313998206?hash=item23769f2b7e:g:v58AAOSwo4pYCfXQ

 

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Oh man that is so so hot. 

And it doesn't seem to attract the mainstream Dubbers but there definitely is some interest in "the scene". That engine is sought after, and that shape... PHWOAR.

 

 

I really need to get out more.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's one of those 'show cars' that precisely 0% of people at the show give a flying one about

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Subaru-Impreza-Hawkeye-WRX-black-Air-Ride-Wide-Arch-Show-car-/282322628668?hash=item41bbbd703c:g:2nsAAOSwEzxYap6d

 

 

'I am a mature female owner

Bits that need doing
Bottom of front splitter needs repairing as split at bottom' 
 
 
 
And the car?

 

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