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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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We had a punter come in with one of these needing a Cat. £1500 from Fiat and no pattern parts available. She was in tears....

 

There's plenty of them in scrappies now though.

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I would (but wouldn't) have one in black or midnight purple;

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-NISSAN-300ZX-N-A-AUTO-METALLIC-MIDNIGHT-PURPLE-FRESH-IMPORT-STUNNING-/332074598564?hash=item4d513040a4:g:1eUAAOSwMVdYE2YW

- I wouldn't really care if it's fast or not.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-J-NISSAN-300-ZX-3-0-TARGA-TWIN-TURBO-2D-280-BHP-/172336549944?hash=item28200f1038:g:5iEAAOSwdIFX001N

-this was listed for £20k and is now down to £10k!

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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These used to be a bit too much small town night club bouncer for my liking but they're starting to look pretty good now.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Z-300-Auto-non-turbo-/332087866687?hash=item4d51fab53f:g:-jIAAOSw9GhYdLo7

They're getting fugging expensive too.  About five years ago I almost bought a mildly tuned twin turbo manual which ended up selling for just over £1200.  I reasoned at the time that I didn't need it as I'd just bought a Stagea and didn't need two fast Nissans.  A decision I've regretted many times since then.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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They're getting fugging expensive too.  About five years ago I almost bought a mildly tuned twin turbo manual which ended up selling for just over £1200.  I reasoned at the time that I didn't need it as I'd just bought a Stagea and didn't need two fast Nissans.  A decision I've regretted many times since then.

 

 

That one isn't too expensive but I suspect it's a bit crumbly.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Auto Leganza for 140 quid BIN.  Running and MOT'd, but no heater which is a bit of a pisser at this time of year.  Still, 140 quid...

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I have people queuing up, to pay me £100 a week to rent the bus in my orchard'

 

 

Oh aye? Let's have a look then...

 

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Hmm, wipe clean floors, snail trails and a mop bucket.

 

 

'damage to the bottom'

 

 

​And THAT'S why I shan't be bidding.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Double-decker-Bus-/302193161404?hash=item465c1db4bc:g:HHUAAOSw2xRYddr~&autorefresh=true

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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That's the same model our milkman had when I was a nipper.  He gave me and my mum a lift into town on it once when I was about 3 - I remember being terrified by the noise of the thyristor chopper (although I didn't know that was what it was at the time).  Braziers Dairies, IIRC.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sit back relax and let the NEVER BEEN WELDED brigade fire up their bid engines

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagon-golf-mk1-gti-/222375097843?hash=item33c696b5f3:g:WZ4AAOSwjDZYdqTX

 

 

'have been told it's golf a tim styles race engine'

 

 

​I've been told Tim Peake played golf with Harry Styles on the fucking moon, doesn't mean it's actually true though.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagon-golf-mk1-gti-/222375097843?hash=item33c696b5f3:g:WZ4AAOSwjDZYdqTX

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks ideal to kidnap that fat, unfunny back-and-front James Corden to a distant forest, put him in a hessian sack then set about him with some dockers shovels.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-250SE-1968-TAX-EXCEMPT-/182418591047?hash=item2a78fecd47:g:HsYAAOSw2xRYdpvw

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'It's not you love, it's me. It's best you move on'.

 

 

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Yeah yeah, I know we were together for years and all that, but it's for the best. Do you want a hand with your bags?'

 

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Look, just fuck off will you, you daft cow? I've been sleeping with your sisters, so pack your bags pronto, hey'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1934-Austin-Light-12-6-Twelve-Six-6-cylinder-vintage-project-classic-car-/182418085396?hash=item2a78f71614:g:XbgAAOSwa~BYdhM~

 

 

Q) Any chance you can STFU and tell me about the Cavaliers instead? KTHXBAI

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap E38.  The 2.8 is a bit overwhelmed in these though.  Bonus photobomb from one of those fugly booted Fabias.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is apparently "rusty as a horse shoe", which has to rank up there with "silent as a fish" in bizarre analogies.  It's also the non-turbo SDI in a LWB van so will be slow as fuck.  These do sound nice when you cane them though - which would be all the fugging time in this thing.

 

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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Exactly what I was thinking! Here's one of them

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-1988-VAUXHALL-MK2-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIOLET-CAVALIER-PROJECT-/182418073716?hash=item2a78f6e874:g:QhUAAOSwPCVYAkKe

 

Survival rates of these convertibles must be good as there always seems to be a few on ebay at any given time, albeit in various states of fucked-ness.

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