eBay tat volume 3.

[alcyonecorporation]

Apologies, I thought you had a sense of humour.

Only on Thursdays. And I can't afford a Cobra.

 

And that car of mine is a pain in the arse.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-300d-/262800534032?hash=item3d3021ea10:g:UG0AAOSwopRYdA-s

 

 

'Am not asking the proper money for her £4000 plus. That's is what you can get from a classic like this be of course she's not mint.'  

 

 

​

[Cavcraft]

£80 (start) Espazz

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-espace-1999-2-2-diesal-spares-or-repairs-/272516924156?hash=item3f734642fc:g:88sAAOSwnHZYdLqe

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MAESTRO-/28232033148

 

 

it runs very well, no problems other than the carb needs a clean and service.( this may be done this week if time allows. )
Very little needs to be done other than agood clean and polish to make it a show vehicle.
 

 

 

£3000 BIN and you have to polish the bloody thing yourself when you get home, what a jizzflute

[KruJoe]

 

Words fail me.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal-robin-three-wheeler-mobility-scooter-project-/162353107655?hash=item25ccffd2c7:g:jroAAOSw5cNYdLFM

[Cavcraft]

'Come back lads, you've forgotten something'

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-Ford-Mondeo-Zetec-s-Estate-/222372846394?hash=item33c6745b3a:g:9DQAAOSwo4pYbSXv

[Cavcraft]

WTF?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Accord-Tourer-2-0-litre-VTEC-Modified-/162350796730?hash=item25ccdc8fba:g:hloAAOSw5cNYclnU

 

A (previously) nice, understated car that's been 'improved' by those ridiculous wheels and stickers.

[cort16]

 

seems legit

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-/172480690781?hash=item2828a67a5d:g:SMsAAOSw9GhYc~Tp

[gadgetgricey]

If this was more local would be over it like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5V6-Auto-Spares-or-repair-/252718320131?hash=item3ad72f8a03:g:m-EAAOSwt5hYdO0o

 

£50 Rover 75 V6.

 

Needs a battery according to the limited text and pics, but also no mention that its MOT'd for a couple more weeks.

 

(No mention if the belts have been done though, )

 

Cant see this hanging around for long. In fact I'm off to check train fares.

[Supernaut]

If this was more local would be over it like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5V6-Auto-Spares-or-repair-/252718320131?hash=item3ad72f8a03:g:m-EAAOSwt5hYdO0o

 

£50 Rover 75 V6.

 

Needs a battery according to the limited text and pics, but also no mention that its MOT'd for a couple more weeks.

 

(No mention if the belts have been done though, )

 

Cant see this hanging around for long. In fact I'm off to check train fares.

 

GIB! Only 89k miles according to the MOT history!

[Cavcraft]

Oh shit, I ride past this garage on the way home from work

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-K-Reg-Vauxhall-Nova-Merit-1-2i-Saloon-Runner-MOT-Failure-/291996550178?hash=item43fc59c422:g:1l8AAOSwEzxYdNMk

[oldcars]

 

Words fail me.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal-robin-three-wheeler-mobility-scooter-project-/162353107655?hash=item25ccffd2c7:g:jroAAOSw5cNYdLFM

I like Reliant three wheelers so wood 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-416-GTI-/122306135657?hash=item1c7a038669:g:fmYAAOSwEzxYdN7I

[oldcars]

If this was more local would be over it like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5V6-Auto-Spares-or-repair-/252718320131?hash=item3ad72f8a03:g:m-EAAOSwt5hYdO0o

 

£50 Rover 75 V6.

 

Needs a battery according to the limited text and pics, but also no mention that its MOT'd for a couple more weeks.

 

(No mention if the belts have been done though, )

 

Cant see this hanging around for long. In fact I'm off to check train fares.

Free car if you sell the plate to the local car wash folk.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1750-/112263574251?hash=item1a236e32eb:g:bmkAAOSwjDZYc6r9

 

 

The photo makes it looks like it was painted with chalk and then it rained. That, or there was a sudden and unexpected downpour of Dulux in Longhope.

[cros]

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/272517163559

No problems with this little beauty, just needs a screen. Later models featured steerable front wheels. Also needs a new six volt battery, beetle one should be fine as it's only a 3.8 litre six.

[cros]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1076408827.htm?ca=21_s

 

Needs the rectangular headlights from a 2CV.

 

And the fucking wings putting on the right way round.

[Cavcraft]

Hello, good evening and welcome
to my livestock hutch

 

A no holds barred half -inch ply boot
and shit loads of rust

 

 

The comfort and the joy
of feeling lost
With the only Daimler Lanchester near Tycroes

 

 

 

Fill another front seat
with another haul
Of metal bars and cobwebs
and the odd tyre wall

 

Then wipe the grease and toothpaste
from the glass and chrome

 

Take five or six hot showers
and tow it home

 

To the comfort and the joy
of feeling lost
With the only Daimler Lanchester near Tycroes

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-lanchester-vintage-car-garage-find-v-rare-preselect-gear-box-1930s-/132059672581?hash=item1ebf5eb005:g:ZZAAAOSwa~BYTxJh
 

[cros]

"it runs very well, no problems other than the carb needs a clean and service.( this may be done this week if time allows"

 

Are these cunts capable of telling the truth ever?

[gadgetgricey]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-416-GTI-/122306135657?hash=item1c7a038669:g:fmYAAOSwEzxYdN7I

 

 

Cant believe some people...

 

Advertised as a 416Gti, there is even a pic of the boot badge confirming its a 216Gti if you dont know the difference between a hatchback and saloon.

[Matt]

words

pictures

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-lanchester-vintage-car-garage-find-v-rare-preselect-gear-box-1930s-/132059672581?hash=item1ebf5eb005:g:ZZAAAOSwa~BYTxJh

 

 

It amazes me that finds like this can still be had here.

[Cavcraft]

It amazes me that finds like this can still be had here.

 

When I had my recovery trucks I always dreamed of that call. Sadly 'can you come and get an old Ford or Vauxhall' usually meant a crash damaged Orion 1.4 with no engine or a Mk3 Astra with no paperwork.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/erf-kv-6-wheeler-double-drive-6x4-/112244159027?hash=item1a2245f233:g:e6kAAOSwXyVYJPGc

[155V6]

 

Words fail me.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal-robin-three-wheeler-mobility-scooter-project-/162353107655?hash=item25ccffd2c7:g:jroAAOSw5cNYdLFM

Someone message him & ask if he's got any more pictures of the interior 

[Matt]

When I had my recovery trucks I always dreamed of that call. Sadly 'can you come and get an old Ford or Vauxhall' usually meant a crash damaged Orion 1.4 with no engine or a Mk3 Astra with no paperwork.

 

I know what you mean. There is this one garage that I drive by regularly; wooden, dilapidated, covered in plants, clearly hasn't been maintained or opened in a long time. It's probably just full of junk but part of me is convinced that there is an old, forgotten car in there.

[Cavcraft]

Spot The Body competition?

 

 

 

 

​'Mitsubishi shogun 2001, 3.2DID
124.000 miles so low miles.
Mot intill May.
2 new front tyres
2 new front wheels bearing...
New filters an fluid change.
Tow bar with electrics
Super select four wheels drive all works as it should.
£1350 ono may take cheap part ex'

 

 

​(Dean Porter, Facebook motors North Wales)

[richardmorris]

First time I've heard 124k as low miles!

[cort16]

track handling pack

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-hilux-chasis-and-cab-lift-new-turbo-a-t-tryres-need-gone-asap-offers-concidered/1209454180

[EssDeeWon]

First time I've heard 124k as low miles!

 

Low miles for year innit.

 

i.e. a 1987 car that has done only 6k a year is considered low mileage at 180k LOLZ!

 

Falls into the same ebay lexicon as age related marks and will pass next MOT no problem.

[richardmorris]

I know! My x1/9 has low 40 k miles which I would say WAS low, the 2cv is rapidly approaching 150k and the Mercedes 109k. Both low per year but both getting on.