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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Portuguese collection mission for Skizzer

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-2000-Pinifarina-/112246848698?hash=item1a226efcba:g:bgwAAOSwo4pYXjT1

However, seat material is a bit boring considering what they're normally like.

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Meh, 2 litre and series 1. Still added to watch list though.

 

Portugal: just past Cwmbran then turn right somewhere, yes?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Holy cow. Check the fuck out of THIS!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-MAZDA-323-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-3-DOOR-MODEL-/172448877640

 

If this isnt the perfect car for looking like a 'broke-ass motherfucker' in some holywood film I don't know what is. £500 seems a bit steep but what a great look, be sure to wear 2 or 3 coats at once when driving it

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I SAY HONEY, YOU SAY ROUE, ROUE, VOUTE

 

 

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'BEING ALL ALUMINIUM, THERE IS NO RUST TO WORRY ABOUT'

 

'isopon silvous plait garcon'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ORIGINAL-HONEY-VAN-EXCELLENT-HY-VAN-ALTERNATIVE-/222356075552?hash=item33c5747420:g:qPYAAOSwnHZYSFhm

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-Diesel-23000-Full-History-/142222718421?hash=item211d2275d5:g:2TsAAOSwA3dYXpZD

 

 

'...and it does state it on the log book £325 no offers'

 

​If that's true I'll show my arse in Woolworth's window

 

 

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BRB

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Didn't want that Bentley anyway, heap of shit

 

 

 

New high bid: £12.51 You bid: £12.01
  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Disco Fever, Skizzer and 2 others
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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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Giant shite, Holy shite!

 

Everyone talks about green motoring and here is the ultimate solution.

Is there actually a way to tell whether it's a V8?

Oh, and how much is postage to Blighty, please?

 

That Leyland is the cheaper, lower end, fleet market model, as it has single headlights. It should be six cyls too. Therefore I SHOULD dislike it.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Parts section Christmas treat:

 

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Scammell Beavertail Trailer with Super Living accomodation , Large box has fully fitted Kitchen .

And Shower Room with built in Toilet , Wardrobes , Cupboards , Hot and Cold running Water from built in water and waste tanks,
Can be two single Beds or one Double  , 12 volt and 240 volt electric  . Small Box has Kitchen and Beds and Wardrobes .

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scammell-Beaver-Tail-Trailer-with-Living-Accommodation-/351941168166

ayrshirelad Rank: Austin Maxi

ayrshirelad

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-HL-ESTATE-CAR-RED-VERY-VERY-VERY-RARE-/112243089212?hash=item1a22359f3c:g:onAAAOSw241YWVnv

 

dear santa,

 

i've been mostly good all year so for christmas i'd like this, please.

 

thank you

 

love Jo (aged 42 and a half)

 

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(1500tc too so i bet it goes really well)

I know the Allegro above. I can confirm it goes like the wind and is a brilliant wee car. Had a lot of money spent on it in the not to distant past.Excellent to drive so it is.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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That Leyland is the cheaper, lower end, fleet market model, as it has single headlights. It should be six cyls too. Therefore I SHOULD dislike it.

 

I now have this disturbing feeling that I can't decide whether I don't like it even more.

I mean, wouldn't be importing a P76 to Blighty nuclear shitism in itself?

If said P76 then were a pov spec in a green that makes split pea soup look appetising in comparison,

wouldn't that be the ultimate two finger salute to pretentiousness?

I would give my right ball to be able to discuss this with Nietzsche, but gut feeling wise, I think I'm right.

 

Edit: I want to meet the purchasing clerk who ordered a bunch of them. And take him to the pub.

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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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The Grammar in this ad is shocking....Innit..

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/mot-7-munth-runs-fine/1206748302

 

To save anybody actually reading it...i will post the entire description in a quote box..

 

 

 

Gd runing car loos doar panel but wurks fine Nwe brake pipes frunt pads and disks been fited and seals been dun Gd runing car eletrik Loking and windows cd playr 7 munth mot

 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Holy cow. Check the fuck out of THIS!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-MAZDA-323-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-3-DOOR-MODEL-/172448877640

 

If this isnt the perfect car for looking like a 'broke-ass motherfucker' in some holywood film I don't know what is. £500 seems a bit steep but what a great look, be sure to wear 2 or 3 coats at once when driving it

 

I wish I had a brand-new car

So far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat

 

 

Seemed relevant.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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A P6 is not just for Christmas, continued...
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Rover-P6-2000-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-66-000-MILES-DRY-STORED-24-YEARS-/311752638903
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Bronze flat pleat cow peeling is seriously rare and desirable (not by me obviously):
 
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2000 SC however isn't:
 
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Altogether, not too an unfair proposition for less than three bags.

I'm still harbouring the hope this doesn't give Cort16 any stupid ideas...

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