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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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3 doors and a good colour,  Â£250 / no MOT (airbag and CO excessive)

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-berligo-no-mot/1199401713

 

Bit of soldering on the under-seat wiring and a lambda sensor, sorted.

 

Such a strange spec though. I've never seen one of those before with back seats but no back doors to get into them (I assume the front seats would fold down). Still, it seems like a proper mingebag spec to skimp on getting the sliding side doors.

Barry Cade Rank: Lancia Gamma

Barry Cade

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Bit of soldering on the under-seat wiring and a lambda sensor, sorted.

 

Such a strange spec though. I've never seen one of those before with back seats but no back doors to get into them (I assume the front seats would fold down). Still, it seems like a proper mingebag spec to skimp on getting the sliding side doors.

Early ones were all 3 door, 1.8 petrol too.

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castros_bro Rank: Lancia Gamma

castros_bro

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Yet another man woman scratching ear with wet fish whilst contemplating the Roller she won,  drunk,   on that well known interwebs unction site.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VINTAGE-MOTORISED-PATTISON-CRICKET-PITCH-LAWN-ROLLER/322328291694?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3D7e10aff67a044970aad9e4dab8e9a8fa%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232143400399

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I was thinking more in a Goody-Goody-Yum-Yum stylee...

 

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here we come, into town, getting up and falling down....

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I just rang up about this, thankfully its sold. A Rover 75 rollin' on Trims!!!!! Who'd a thought it

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This absolutely ace, in a horrific/dangerous way. The front wheel/forks look like they've already encountered a breeze block wall at 45 mph, and I'd imagine sharp braking at 11mph would just result in the rear end running over the front.

 

 

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http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NbgAAOSwKOJYG024/s-l1600.jpg

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Oooh early

 

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On 13-Nov-16 at 13:13:30 GMT, seller added the following information:

I'll try to upload photographs of the actual vehicle, but in the meantime I just want to update the advert to say: The vehicle is not in as good a condition as the generic internet ZX pictured, but honestly it's not far off. There is a chip out of the corner of one rear lens, a small hand press type dent on the n/s front wing, and a similar dent in the n/s door. While I have not been under the car yet, I have seen no other rust apart from what I mentioned in main description. All sill and post areas seem to retain original paint with no obvious signs of corrosion. When I take some photographs I will check underneath, and update the advert. The color by the way is more a silver, road colored grey,

 

Oh...

 

On 13-Nov-16 at 17:49:10 GMT, seller added the following information:

I checked; for the record I think (as do some others) that it looks like a Yugo Sana...

 

huh...

 

 

On 15-Nov-16 at 14:20:00 GMT, seller added the following information:

Final update with photo's of exact car and problem areas. Since I last saw the car I suspect someone has inflicted damage to the vehicle...

 

 

 

 

On 16-Nov-16 at 14:39:58 GMT, seller added the following information:

 

Just to be clear: when I say "all dash bulbs are out", I don't literally mean everything...

 

 

 

On 16-Nov-16 at 22:52:46 GMT, seller added the following information:

 

I don't remember if the service history shows a cambelt change. When I check I will update the advert. On the whole I would say that this advert has done the car a disservice...

 

 

War and Peace

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112201345903?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I honestly can't think of a better way to spend £4,000 on eBay

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-vintage-bedford-j-type-bus-coach-motor-caravan-RARE-hard-to-find-/132005434646?hash=item1ebc231516:g:UPoAAOSwHMJYLL0f

 

 

Ideally I'd put a massive I LOVE FRACKING banner in the back window and refuse to go music festivals.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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The seller of that ZX is a verbose contrarian fucker - I quite like the ad in a sort of "WTF" way -

 

 as there always as interest as to whether one has a Lucas or Bosch fuel pump. I think it's Bosch but I haven't double checked.

 

 

Thanks for your helpful input there, squire

 

 Bought as a house moving project as part of mid life crisis,

 

 

Eh? Come again?  Which bit was the mid life crisis FFS?

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